SlopCast

AJ talks about his adventures on Task Rabbit with helping a ‘couple’ move, recounts a disastrous house show he once did, and the craziest Freudian Slip he’s ever heard on stage. Patrick has a plan to cut the line at self check out, has some thoughts on the recent Conor McGregor news & Coldplay concert. 

New character to the Slop-verse is introduced. Patrick shares some fun times in Philly he had recently with other comics and odd characters in Chinatown. Did you know Philly bars serve soup? AJ talks about babysitting and paints a clear picture as to why he shouldn’t have kids.

Back to back guests what a treat. The boys are joined by Atlanta Comedy’s “Wonderkind' Zachary Wright to discuss Mr. Beast, the morality of running someone off the highway on your drive to the hospital, and whether or not Patrick was in the wrong during his camping trip.

Joined by Michael Wurst, the boys discuss ground breaking business techniques, pick up soccer, and Mongolian horses. Michael is loaded with interesting facts (wonder why). We discuss Ron Desantis’s technique of picking up women, and some comedians mugshots.

This podcast may be ruining our lives but we do it all for you. Patrick unveils the 100% effective Hinge strategy of the summer. AJ got a new job that somehow has a more professional title than Patrick’s. Family reunion stories. Shout out Ronnie from the plane.

Patrick & AJ share times of messing with siblings friends. AJ  describes what it was like growing up with Donnie from Wild Thornberry’s. Math discussion about how 3 beers is actually 1 beer. AJ could have lain with a billionaire. Sometimes swapping wives doesn’t go how you plan.

More ridiculous google reviews are analyzed. AJ talks the ups and downs of his trip to Mexico. We find out that Patrick is actually a really really good guy and does a lot of charitable work across multiple communities, but you can be the judge of his motives.

The boys get active in this one, discussing a unique twist on a very common phrase, the questionable way Patrick is looking for love, and some shocking facts about Nancy Reagan’s rise to stardom. A convo about how awesome it would be to be married to the president and be a dude First Lady, fresh new stories from AJ’s work, and meeting a scary man in Amsterdam. 

Joined by fellow Atlanta comedian and chief roaster in the city: Luke B. Luke shares stories from his time at Michigan St, being a camp counselor, the Dixie Mafia, and a fun idea for naming kids. The boys share stories of eating drunk food, boy scouts, and origins of last names.

Getting chaotic with it. The boys discuss their recent encounters with phone scammers and the morals of capital punishment (yeah we’re basically NPR now, super smart). Patrick recounts a unique ad that Shaq once did for icy hot. AJ got a job! One day of working and he already hates it. Had to read some of the bits our producer wrote us too.

The boys weigh in on the 100 people vs a gorilla discussion. They recap interesting events at their recent shows. Patrick had a long night, shares stories of nefarious acts he was allegedly up to as a youth. AJ talks about some fun antics from cross country. 

The Slop continues. Current events are covered as the boys discuss their favorite NBA player, Anthony Edwards, and review a new tweet from the man who made ‘Graduation’. Patrick took a trip to the massage palor “for his back”, did an interesting side job, and recounts a rare Hinge L. AJ tacks on a story about the wedding he went to last week, talks about the time a squid did not respect his person...

AJ is back! The boys catch up after his hiatus. AJ went to wedding, crashed a funeral, and met Vanilla Ice all in the same trip. Patrick talks about his new apartment, a fun crowd member who got necked the night before the show, and a manager who caught some naughty behavior at their subway.

AJ is out of town, so friend of the podcast and Atlanta comedian Jacob Chalk tags in for some cohosting sloppy seconds. The boys discuss the worst documentaries to watching while trying to make a move, the time Chalk was almost abducted, the totally innocent stains on his pants, and their BILLIONAIRE GRINDSETs.

The boys recount times of dealing with car dealers. Patrick tells the tale of turning a porch into a patio. AJ is sick and is relentlessly spreading disease. Then these two imbeciles talk about AI.

Well the time has finally come, the boys talked about ridiculous conspiracy theories. Little moon landing, little bit of ‘round earth’ bs. AJ shares roofing stories, Patrick recounts times working in the warehouse. Fun facts about the true origin of the ten commandments and the seven deadly sins.

The boys trade stories of barely escaping some suspicious situations. AJ thinks that a bullet ant wouldn’t even hurt that bad, idiot. Homage is paid to our favorite ATL comedian. Patrick learns about his condition, and y’all learn maybe too much about him.

The boys each share their own river tubbing stories, the events of which span love, betrayal, turmoil, and triumph. Recent shows and open mics in the city are relived. AJ discusses a bitter neighborhood rivalry with lore as deep as game of thrones. Who tf is Pocahontas? Seriously, we can’t remember.

The boys had themselves some weeks. Fun recaps about Canada, and a weird movie AJ had to watch while picking up food. A crazy bible story, fun idea with dice, and a dude who owes a comic a cashapp. 

New friend joins the Slop-verse! Jacob Jonas joins the boys to share comedy stories, reveal an unexpected funeral silver lining, and relive his time on the walking dead. AJ and Pat have some stuff to talk about too.

AJ reveals if there actually was a show in Savannah, talks about getting his heart broken at Magic City, and details his time in the illustrious city of New Orleans. Patrick also shares some NOLA tales, basks in the glory of the Eagles recent Super Bowl win by remembering the greatest Philly fan moment, and teaches us some fun details about 20th century Italian history.

The boys are back to one on one riffing and stories. AJ shares more branches of his family tree; including his fun Facebook Aunt and Walter White adjacent Uncle. He also details another highlight in his rumor spreading career. Patrick recounts the PA T-rex, relives successfully circumventing law enforcement, and describes a time his Boy Scout camp trusted a unique individual with a pump action.

FIRST GEUST IN SLOPCAST HISTORY!!! Amazing comedian, Kenny, joins the sloppy boys to share his new movie idea, describe Jimmy Buffets alter ego, and try to get the boys to indulge in an innovative product. AJ discusses the realities of Mississippi, and some suspect behavior at a McDonalds. Patrick relays the litigation of this nations greatest lawsuit. Follow our boy @kennystempien on IG.

The boys discuss Bryce Mitchell’s new podcast and reignite their distain for the French. AJ remembers a funny argument his sister would use in debates, relives mistakenly confusing mice for rats, and describes how shoes made him sad. Patrick recounts teleporting (mentally) around Europe, explains his Super Bowl superstitions, and shoots his shot with the Statue of Liberty.

Patrick details an impressive physical feat, recalls a time he missed out on love due to peer pressure, and describes his heroic acts of valor he displayed while serving in his middle school airsoft platoon. AJ recounts the time his mom did him a solid, the genesis of a high school rumor that spread like wildfire, and relives his glory days of cutting weight for wrestling.