Slob Cinema

A troubled child summons the courage to help a friendly alien escape from Earth and return to his home planet.  Starring Henry Thomas, Drew Barrymore, Peter Coyote, Dee Wallace, and Robert Macnaughton.  Directed by Steven Spielberg.

When eccentric man-child Pee-wee Herman gets his beloved bike stolen in broad daylight, he sets out across the U.S. on the adventure of his life.  Starring Pee-Wee Herman as himself.  Directed by Tim Burton. Happy Independence Day everyone!  Eddie's pick this week has us watching a man boy pig looking for his stolen bike!  This is AJ's first time watching this movie, which is a...

A brilliant scientist's discovery renders him invisible, but transforms him into an omnipotent, dangerous megalomaniac. The Slobs kick it and talk about Hollow Man from the year 2000.  The quintessential Invisible Man movie for many some would say.  Science, intrigue, Verhoeven.  Starring Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens, and Greg Grunberg.

An F.B.I. Agent persuades a social worker, who is adept with a new experimental technology, to enter the mind of a comatose serial killer in order to learn where he has hidden his latest kidnap victim.  Starring Jennifer Lopez, Vincent D'Onofrio, and Vince Vaugh.  Directed by Tarsem. Thank you for tuning into our latest episode!  The boys get together to talk about Tarsem's The Cell...

Mike, now released from a psychiatric hospital, meets with Reggie, and discover his dreams ( the events of the original film) are real, and they both journey to find and stop the evil Tall Man from his grim work.  Directed by Don Coscarelli. The Slobs choose not to wish each other a happy new year as they return for another episode!  We spend the first 20 minutes catching up, talking McD...

A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home.  Starring Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, and Emjay Anthony.  Directed by Michael Dougherty. AJ's holiday pick brings tidings of joy and terror as the boys talk Christmas movies, holiday memories, practical effects and how this film may have predicted the 2016 Presidential outcome?

Jason Voorhees is accidentally awakened from his watery grave, and he ends up stalking a ship full of graduating high school students headed to Manhattan, NY.  Starring Kane Hodder, directed by Rob Hedden. Aj's disappointment in Omar's pick oozes throughout this episode as the slobs go over the 8th installment in the Friday the 13th series, Jason Takes Manhattan.  To avoid talking about...

A lawman apprehends a notorious outlaw and gives him nine days to kill his older brother, or else they'll execute his younger brother. Starring Guy Pearce, Ray Winstone, Emily Watson, David Gulpilil, and Danny Huston. AJ and Omar do a duo Pod, going over 2005's The Proposition.  Both find themselves spiritually enhanced, as they discuss the Australian Western in depth and ultimately give elit...

A radio host is victimized by the cannibal family as a former Texas Marshall hunts them.  Directed by Tobe Hooper.  Starring Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams, Bill Moseley, Jim Siedow, and Bill Johnson.   The boys are back (again and again it seems) to bring you a spooky Halloween movie in November, recorded in September!  We reminisce about Nirvana, talk Milwaukee trademarks l...

After winning the ultimate title and being the world champion, Rocky falls into a hole and finds himself picked up by a former enemy.  Starring Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Carl Weathers, Burgess Meredith, Mr. T, Tony Burton, and Hulk Hogan.  Directed by Sylvester Stallone.

A woman hires a drifter as her guide through New Orleans in search of her missing father. In the process, they discover a deadly game of cat and mouse behind his disappearance. The Slobs bring you John Woo in his directorial American Debut, Hard Target.  Starring Jean Claude Van Damme, Lance Henrickson, Arnold Vosloo, Yancy Butler, and Wilford Brimley.  We also dive deep into what's real...

200 years after her death, Ellen Ripley is revived as a powerful human/alien hybrid clone. Along with a crew of space pirates, she must again battle the deadly aliens and stop them from reaching Earth.  Starring Sigourney Weaver, Winona Rider, Dominique Pinion, and Ron Perlman.  Directed by Jean Pierre-Jeunet.

With the help of a magic ticket, a young movie fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action movie character.  Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austin O'Brien, Charles Dance, Art Carney, and Tom Noonan.  Directed by John McTiernan. In this episode Eddie rants and raves about his all time favorite movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger! Also in this episode, Eddie compares...

The Predator returns to Earth, this time to stake a claim on the war-torn streets of a dystopian Los Angeles.  Starring Danny Glover, Bill Paxton, Gary Busey, Maria Conchita Alonso, and Ruben Blades.  Directed by Stephen Hopkins.

MMA fighter Cole Young seeks out Earth's greatest champions in order to stand against the enemies of Outworld in a high stakes battle for the universe.  Directed by Simon McQuoid.

1997, Directed by Luc Besson.  In the colorful future, a cab driver unwittingly becomes the central figure in the search for a legendary cosmic weapon to keep Evil and Mr. Zorg at bay.  Starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Chris Tucker, Brion James, and Tiny Lister JR.

The Slobs give you a double dose of legit crap!  Eddie's picks tormented AJ.  We bring you 1994's Tammy & The T-Rex, and 1988's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker! Tammy & The T-Rex: An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy....

A demonic djinn attempts to grant its owner three wishes, which will allow him to summon his brethren to Earth.

A psychiatrist familiar with knife-wielding dream demon Freddy Krueger helps teens at a mental hospital battle the killer who is invading their dreams.

In an effort to avoid spending time with her father and his creepy new lover, young Gorgeous (Kimiko Ikegami) resolves to visit her aunt's remote mansion. With six of her closest friends in tow, including the musically inclined Melody (Eriko Tanaka) and the geeky Prof (Ai Matsubara), Gorgeous arrives at the estate, where supernatural events occur almost immediately.

New York City police detective John Shaft (nephew of the original 1970s detective) goes on a personal mission to make sure the son of a real estate tycoon is brought to justice after a racially-motivated murder.

A college student suspects a series of bizarre deaths are connected to certain urban legends.

A disillusioned assassin accepts one last hit in hopes of using his earnings to restore vision to a singer he accidentally blinded, only to be double-crossed by his boss.

While transporting a car from Chicago to San Diego, Jim Halsey (C. Thomas Howell) picks up a hitchhiker named John Ryder (Rutger Hauer), who claims to be a serial killer. After a daring escape, Jim hopes to never see Ryder again. But when he witnesses the hitchhiker murdering an entire family, Jim pursues Ryder with the help of truck-stop waitress Nash (Jennifer Jason Leigh), pitting the rivals ag...

A newly unveiled ocean liner, the Argonautica sets out on its first cruise, only to encounter dangers both on board and in the ocean depths. While the beautiful thief Trillian (Famke Janssen) attempts to steal riches from the boat's wealthy passengers, the ship encounters major problems, most notably a giant murderous sea creature with tentacles. Eventually, a boat captained by John Finnegan (Trea...