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This episode starts off with Evan Fitzgerald attempting to turn the show into a podcast about salads and then explaining how he recently "Parent Trapped" his bosses at the warehouse. Christian Queen and Evan reminisce on the struggle of serving serving senior citizens in Florida with dementia and what it was like going to events in 2020 with lockdowns and social distancing. Evan talks about the co...

Is a Hamburger a sandwich? How do they cut hot dog buns? Did Flobots make any songs other than "No Handle Bars"? All of these questions are answered on this weeks episode of Smoking or Non-Smoking with Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen. Evan talks about his job at the warehouse, tells a wild story from Memorial Day and shares some recent adventures from the open mics in the Denver comedy scene a...

Its Spring time in Denver and the city is opening back up so Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten are excited to share their recent adventures. The two talk about writing jokes together and Evan praises Laura as "The Seeker". Evan also tells a story about his recent SJW moment and how he got the biggest crybaby to stop crying. They discuss starting a deathpool for their pet and reminisce on old road...

Christian Queen is back in Denver from his week long trip to North Carolina, filled with awkward family interactions and shooting Robo Cop guns. Christian also recaps his recent birthday and then tells his story of meeting the famous comedian Hannibal Buress. Evan Fitzgerald's mind gets blown when he learns about the future of talking to dead relatives, and upon hearing is his million dollar idea...

This episode is coming out a little late for 4/20 but honestly we forgot to upload it, probably due to over consumption of marijuana. Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten had never seen the infamous stoner classic Reefer Madness so they say back and got too high to watch this notoriously awful film "mystery science theatre" style. If you would like to watch along, the movie begins at 3:45 in the pod...

Huck is a true Texan that came to visit Denver for a week and he is passionate about two things, doing pottery and saying "howdy". Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten have Sawyer Hewitt (HuckleBrie Finn) on this episode to discuss everything from taking a penny-farthing down a mountain to pro tips for slack lining (only 1). Huck talks about his perspective of the camp he and Evan worked at and Huck...

Evan Fitzgerald and Daniel Gavrilin know each other by other names, Tiny Leaf and Swift Millipede Dolphin. Evan asked that Swifty come in to be the first, debut guest in the studio. The two had met years ago when they worked together at a summer camp and have remained friends ever since. Dolphin loves music and has spent years involved in event organization and performance production. The episode...

Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten had a perfect Saturday and Evan had to capture it in a podcast. Evan convinced Laura to do this episode at 2 AM after getting home from a party, please excuse their drunkenness. They discuss their morning of watching geese fight in the park and experiencing the anarchy that is Homedepot spring shopping. Evan continues to complain about the rain and Laura is inter...

Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are joined by Laura Lundsten on this episode right before Christian goes away for a week. This show begins with the topic of classic cartoons, Evan's love for hospitals and Laura talking about Horse camp (child labor). The three reminisce about their old home in Florida "The Shack" and Evan explains why a child recently called the cops on him. Christian talks ab...

Evan Fitzgerald is obsessed with his new soundboard and Laura Lundsten can't stop watching Who's Line Is It Anyway. Evan goes through too many sound drops from vines, viral videos and classic quotes from movies that he finds funny and at some point he plays a clip for Laura and it leads it a game of "name that band" but for a comedian's famous quote. Noel the cat stops by and Evan talks about a sk...

Christian Queen and Evan Fitzgerald go through many important topics in this episode like the odd smells they enjoy and how great Indian buffets are. They give a small review (no spoilers) of Mortal Kombat and end up on a tangent about video games. Some how they end up talking about getting jacked like Kumail Nanjiani and end up watching the video of Mike Tyson threatening an interviewer. Christia...

Evan Fitzgerald has forced his lovely girlfriend to do a podcast with him and this is the beginning of this story. The two have been together for too long and they don't see it ending anytime soon. This podcast is a small view into their everyday life. In this podcast they discuss the chaos that is Denver traffic, silly aspects of Catholicism and they chat about Comedy/Dance, their two favorite th...

Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are two best friends that have lived together for the past 4 years and the duo have finally started the podcast that nobody wants, or needs, but its what the world deserves. In this pilot episode they discuss Dune (the greatest scifi novel ever), the flaws in classic superheroes and figuring out how the new equipment works. This is the first test, consider it Ap...