Slaughterhouse Princess

The Pyramid 20.12.2023 58:31 ↓

Get ready for the enthralling adventures of Kirkland's Best Lara Croft and her ragtag band of misfits as they raid some sort of tomb.

Cheap Thrills 13.12.2023 1:26:10 ↓

Thanks to this movie we finally have a going rate for breaking into your neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on the floor.

Barbarian 29.11.2023 45:37 ↓

Protip: If you see a mystery rope in the basement of your Airbnb, maybe leave it alone.

Dolls 22.11.2023 1:01:20 ↓

We check off one more film on the Stuart Gordon list as we take a look at Dolls.  It's about Dolls, among other things.

Total Recall (1990) 15.11.2023 1:29:56 ↓

We finish up Cyberpunk non-consecutive 4 week period with Total Recall. No, not that one, the other one.

Dismember the Alamo 2023 Recap 01.11.2023 1:37:14 ↓

Troy and Chris met up in the real world to go to Dismember the Alamo to watch four horror movies.  What were their thoughts?  Let's find out!

Nemesis 25.10.2023 1:18:00 ↓

Put on your sunglasses, change up your haircut, and head to your local abandoned industrial complex as the war starts between the humans and robots. Or cyborgs, possibly androids.

Strange Days 18.10.2023 1:15:55 ↓

It's the year 1999 and you can now download experiences into your brain that are just the same as the real thing.  Surely this won't lead to any unforeseen issues. 

Johnny Mnemonic 11.10.2023 1:28:48 ↓

Fire up your eyephone and double your wet-wired brain capacity to get ready for some Keanu Reeves. And Dolph Lundgren. And Henry Rollins. And Ice-T. And non-vampire Udo Kier.

They Come Knocking 04.10.2023 1:08:55 ↓

We take a look at a feature length film this week that IMDB is trying to convince us is a TV episode.  Not today IMDB, not today.

Caveat (2020) 27.09.2023 44:27 ↓

Welcome to the world of adult babysitting, which is assisting an adult who needs supervision, no matter what the phrase adult babysitting might sound like.

Skinned Deep 13.09.2023 1:27:44 ↓

It's got Warwick Davis in it and he plays Plates, a guy who throws plates at people. 10/10

The Monster Squad 06.09.2023 1:30:52 ↓

We take a look at the 1980s classic The Monster Squad, not to be confused with Monster Squad, which was a TV show from the 1970s. Also, Horselanta has nards!

Intruder (1989) 30.08.2023 1:17:01 ↓

It's time for some Evil Dead adjacent action with not one, but two Ramis AND a Campbell.  Also turns out it's our 450th episode.

Man’s Best Friend 23.08.2023 1:16:16 ↓

We finally get the answer as to the dogs and those who were responsible for their release.

The Greasy Strangler 16.08.2023 1:08:20 ↓

This week, a tale of love, disco tours, and so much grease.  So very much.

Little Corey Gorey 09.08.2023 1:07:38 ↓

Sominex up your Stove Top and grab your non-light Coors as we take a look at this coming of age story.

Sharknado 02.08.2023 1:32:08 ↓

When Lady Sadie von Classy Shark asks you to watch Sharknado, you of course say yes.

Eden Lake 26.07.2023 1:37:49 ↓

We head across the pond for a tale of school teachers and chavs and what happens when they meet at a lake.

We Need to Talk About Kevin 19.07.2023 1:25:39 ↓

We took the advice of the movie's title and talk about Kevin this week, at least 2/3 of us did at any rate.

Tilbury 11.07.2023 50:14 ↓

Grab a glass of your favorite liquor and your butterback and let the experience of Tilbury wash over you.

Warlock 05.07.2023 1:18:58 ↓

In honor of Julian Sands we take a look at  a road trip buddy movie that also has witchcraft.

Monster High (1989) 21.06.2023 59:54 ↓

We watched a movie that despite the title featured aliens mostly. Go figure.

Attack of the Killer Doughnuts 07.06.2023 1:12:38 ↓

I mean, just look at the title and set your expectations accordingly.

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust 31.05.2023 1:39:48 ↓

We wrap up Animaylort with the sequel (citation needed) to Vampire Hunter D and Malort.  Which one goes down smoother?