Slaughterhouse Princess

Brett comes back just in time for a trip to the New Jersey bible belt to debate the finer points of cleavages, both front and back.

This movie spins us right round, baby.  Right round like a record, baby.  Right round round round.  Thankfully, the movie is better than this joke.

It took me about 20 minutes to realize this wasn't the gender swapped version of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants like I had originally thought it was.

The hardest part about being a Canadian werewolf is always having to say you're sorry, with seeing your sister's ghost after you killed her a being close second.

We take a look at a movie that's part Blair Witch and part Behind the Music, as requested by the guy so nice, we say his name twice, RCB.

It's a short one this week as we take a trip to the bayou and make several unfunny jokes because Troy wasn't here to keep us in check.

In our quest to educate as well as entertain, we wanted you to know hair fetishism is also known as trichophilia.  You're welcome.

We cameth h're to chopeth wood and talketh liketh t wast shakespeare times, and we're all out of wood

Finally, a movie that proves interdimensional Eldritch abominations are made mostly of writhing piles of flesh and KY jelly.

In honor of Troy's newfound status as an amateur apiarist, we watched the first movie that we could think of involving bees, but not starring Nicolas Cage.

Have you ever thought to yourself, I sure would like to listen to an episode of Slaughterhouse Princess, but it's a little to tawdry to listen to with my kids/parents/cult leader?  Well, thanks to Patreon backer Thomas you can listen to this safe for work episode in mixed company with a minimal amount of shame.

This week we were joined by Patreon backer DairyTech in our movie chat.  And to make sure he had buyer's remorse, we let Brett pick the movie, even though we all said we wouldn't let him pick movies anymore.  The real question isn't did he regret it, but how fast did he regret it.

We somehow managed to talk about a 77 minute movie about zombie beavers for almost an hour.  Please accept this beaver fact as an apology: Beavers are the second largest rodent in the world after the Capybara.

It's the triumphant return of Brett.  Also, we watch a movie that continues to make it look like we only watch B-Movies, which we don't.

Drugs, so easy a caveman could do them.

When the fact that the title of the movie isn't shown until about 48 minutes in ranks as one of the least weird things about a movie, you're in for quite a ride.

A quick Google search reveals that this might be the only movie that features hot dog throwing as a monster dowsing rod.

We learn the importance of finishing what you start from a literal murder dad this week.

How many witches could a witchtrap trap if a witchtrap could trap witches?

We visit the Cirque du So Lame this week with a "horror musical" from the creators of Repo! The Genetic Opera.

We enter a world of fantasy daggers, pun based names, and clear Tarantino influence in this week's episode.

We mark our triumphant return to podcasting by watching a movie requested by dummyact with an estimated $6000 budget directed by Bill Zebub.

We decided to take a look at the sequel to the 2011 film The Thing, the 1982 film The Thing.

This week we watched It Follows, which started as a rejected tourism video for the Detroit chamber of commerce.

If I told you there was a movie with James Earl Jones and Brad Dourif, why wouldn't you give it a try?  Funny you should ask that....