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When first I came down Yorkshire, Not many years ago. I met with a little Yorkshire lass, And I'd have you know, That she was so blithe, so buxom, So beautiful and gay, Now listen while I tell you, What he Daddy used to say. Oh treat me daughter decent, Don't do her any harm. And when I die I'll leave you both, Me tiny little farm. Me cow, me pigs, me sheep, me goats, Me stock, me field and barn....

the clearing was large enough to fit about twelve of your Lion King themed picnic blankets without coming close to the forest’s edge. I thought about bringing you out there and telling you that and then I remembered that you got rid of  the blanket 2 months ago when your new boyfriend said that Lion King was overrated and the blanket had too many  holes in it. I would never have the guts...

My brother, is a wonderful guy. Even though he’s a little bit shy My brother, is a wonderful guy. He’s funny and smart, I cannot deny. He understands, the art of the of persuasion. And is ready to use it, at every occasion. He’s one of those guys, that is interesting and unique. With his original style, he’s one cool geek. Always determined, to achieve any goal. Blesses so many, with his beautiful...

Oh Venerable Zeus, grant Persephone’s petition to retain Adonis! I, as Queen of the Underworld, can Protect his charming body from vicious men It is here where he found his safest den Here I’ll protect his flesh from being stricken Oh Venerable Zeus, grant Persephone’s petition to retain Adonis! I, as keeper of this handsome lad since his childhood Seeks for him nothing, but everything that’s good...

A day in Afghanistan is like a week at home. Ross Kemp

An old man going a lone highway, Came, at the evening cold and gray, To a chasm vast and deep and wide. Through which was flowing a sullen tide The old man crossed in the twilight dim, The sullen stream had no fear for him; But he turned when safe on the other side And built a bridge to span the tide. “Old man,” said a fellow pilgrim near, “You are wasting your strength with building here; Your jo...

Don't Don't do, Don't, do Don't do that. Don't pull faces, Don't tease the cat. Don't pick your ears, Don't be rude at school. Who do they think I am? Some kind of fool? One day they'll say Don't put toffee in my coffee don't pour gravy on the baby don't put beer in his ear don't stick your toes up his nose. Don't put confetti on your spaghetti and don't squash peas on your knees. Don't put ants i...

A rare transcript salvaged from Kallidus - Post cataclysm. 

in my mind you are my friend swinging from the buildings that pierce the sky masked in privacy but shining of honesty you know who I am without my mask every night you take off your suit to mend every night I check my suit of pretend diving headfirst to be a part of your story looking from a distance with so much connection I follow you through your journey safe from the mortalities that extend&nb...

We think we listen, but very rarely do we listen with real understanding, true empathy. Yet listening, of this very special kind, is one of the most potent forces for change that I know.

Love never goes away, Never completely dies, Always some souvenir Takes us by sad surprise. You went away from me, One rose was left behind — pressed in my Book of Hours, That is the rose I find … Though it’s another year, though it’s another me, under the rose is a drying tear, Under my linden tree …. Love never goes away, Not if it’s really true, It can return, by night, by day, Tender and green...

Something there is that doesn't love a wall, That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it, And spills the upper boulders in the sun; And makes gaps even two can pass abreast. The work of hunters is another thing: I have come after them and made repair Where they have left not one stone on a stone, But they would have the rabbit out of hiding, To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean, No one has...

Adam Woodyatt is living in a field full of COWS while on a break  from soap. Ian Beale actor Adam has moved into a mobile home after this split from wife of 22 weeks Beverley Sharp. He is living in Yorkshire ahead of an upcoming theatre role in Bradford.  Adam and opera star Lesley Garrett will headline an acclaimed  production of My Fair Lady at the Alhambra this autumn. Adam said...

The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set -   Or better still, just don't install The idiotic thing at all. In almost every house we've been, We've watched them gaping at the screen. They loll and slop and lounge about, And stare until their eyes pop out. (Last week in someone's place we saw A dozen eyeba...

In a dim corner of my room for longer than my fancy thinks A beautiful and silent Sphinx has watched me through the shifting gloom. Inviolate and immobile she does not rise she does not stir For silver moons are naught to her and naught to her the suns that reel. Red follows grey across the air, the waves of moonlight ebb and flow But with the Dawn she does not go and in the night-time she is ther...

Even Solomon.   A fame torn apart   a name blotted  honor  dissipates by mere act the villain, women,  The Victim Solomon, The acts, Lust.  bevies of licentious libidinous passerby   in ambuscade hunting destiny    Even Solomon,   Reputation buried in-between thighs  A king captured   Indelible stigma  women got him.

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In Kallidus, seaside kitsch is uber-cool. Visit and celebrate age-old resort-town traditions – sand beaches, fish, metalwork stalls and shore-side rides, all with a hip new twist. Capture a sunset whilst settled on the steps or a seafront bar, cafe or restaurant. 

The weather of Kallidus is governed by winds that blow through the strait from easterly or westerly directions. In summer, the mainly dry season, the wind from the east or ‘levante’ brings warm and humid conditions and generates a rather persistent 'Rock top' cloud that hangs over the city area. Sea fog is not uncommon on these occasions. The westerly wind, however, brings hot, clear and mostly dr...

I was crazy To hurl curses I was nasty For all the abuses But now I regret I am at shame For all the troubles I am to blame I promise you I will turn a new leaf Never again, will I ever Give you grief I am sorry

Soprano is a 1958 American animated short film directed by David Chase and Ub Iwerks. It was produced in black and white by Warner Brothers and was released by Celebrity Productions. The cartoon is considered the debut of Tony Soprano and his girlfriend Carmella, although both characters appeared several months earlier in a test screening of Buggs Bunny Eats The Gabagool. Soprano was the third of...

Kurt Vonnegut,  also known as Kurt Vonnegut Jr, is an Italian fictional character in the 1883 novel Slaughterhouse 5 by Carlo Collodi. Kurt Vonnegut is an elderly, impoverished woodcarver and the creator (and thus 'father') of Billy Pilgrim. He wears a yellow wig resembling cornmeal mush (called polendina), and consequently his neighbors call him "Polendina" to annoy him. The name Vonnegut is...

Don't stray Don't ever go away I should be much too smart for this You know it gets the better of me Sometimes When you and I collide I fall into an ocean of you Pull me out in time Don't let me drown Let me down I say it's all because of you And here I go Losing myControl I'm practicing your name So I can say it To your face it doesn't Seem right To look you in the eye Let all the things You mean...

Who can I blame when everyone is facing !  It will take time But it will always get better   When all we need is to be understood  Why do we expect an explanation  What we ruin is this moment  Where this journey is destined isn't a matter  When one journey is all we have  Who can I blame when everyone is facing !   It's okay, not to be okay For now, this wou...

I sit in the dark freezing abyss Waiting You sip your coffee desperately for warmth like a cub with his mother While I wait I refuse to move, despite the sound coverage of both the wind and machines outside Because I’m waiting Waiting for you And for them A truck approaches the entrance you guard The noise of the engine is beastly I reposition to get a better view whilst still being concealed Wait...