Slam City

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz - Ref: haven't had beef in a while If you had to choose: jzz blood OR jzz white but get brainfreeze every time? Ripped from a tweet...

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news. Double X Quantimino You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce traffic or deliver your own justice, would you? Sheets The KKK Took My Baby Away Hypothetical Meta Ana...

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur play a round of Guestimation Unknown then discuss littering, Janeane Garofalo, an 80-hour workweek, wi-fi passwords, grocery prices, Newz, groin itch treatment, and double French toast. Double X Quantimino Guestimation Unknown: Huy Fong Sriracha Arthur almost littered Keep your name or change it? Hoar Jen Ecks Yesterday (2019 film) Attempting tirelessness AKA Elon's...

Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules. Double X Quantimino Massage therapy from dudes How to clean your rifle Hairy limbs Hypothetical Meta Analysis - An ill-equipp...

Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur discuss maid cafés, bot bigotry, a busy intersection, “Self Esteem” by The Offspring, tipping, ordering at Starbucks, odds news, and Nippon news. Double X Quantimino Slam City Maid Café Menu & Daily Specials Bot bigotry Dr Smahtman explains a cognitive psych study about tools Plug In & Hate, Part 1: Stop behind the white line Deep dive on the lyrics to &q...

Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood share an hour of conversation and laughter covering assorted topics for your listening pleasure. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - Daddy Juice Energy scored us a ticket to an Anna Delvey Dinner Party and only one of us can go. Art selected Brian. Feed the AI, a rapid fire deep dive segment -...

Somewhere in the Quantimino, a Limp Bizkit album, an Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, and an hour’s worth of other miscellany become part of an amusing conversation with four intergalactic boba runners. Double X Quantimino Juicy Fruit Quoted wait times / 6 to 8 weeks Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many. This Is The Newz Hospice nurse charged for alle...

A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore presentation of a multi-part highlight from Season 3, “DOGGA, The Dog Saga” with some selected audio gems fro...

Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch. Double X Quantimino Pump Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot staredown A Long Pig Feast - Which piece(s) are you call...

On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You’re a fly on the wall. Double X Quantimino Throwback music The Slam City “time travel” trope A lyrical discussion: "Four of fish and finger pies" - What would you do for a...

After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™. Double X Quantimino Your bidding wars Avril Lavigne - Pop punk's princess? Or pop punk's queen? Arthur the Arbiter - Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic. Gender popcorn Guestimation Unknown - the price of eggs You have one hour. Schmaltz Brian’s JDate Mons...

Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis - The Vanna White biopic Guestimation Unknown - Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify. Arthur the Arbiter - Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate A conversation trap - answering incorre...

Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry. Double X Quantimino Irreplaceable Nostalgia - The Price Is Right Crip walk Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry Measurable Twerk Capability Wilson Phillips Your exclusive audience Compiling "The Hi...

Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood. Double X Quantimino Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop Irreplaceable Nostalgia - Batman: The Animated Series turned 30 Arthur went to a Kohl's that's closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Danica Patrick dies in a ra...

Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Double X Quantimino Eating raw meat People who don't eat flesh Leonardo DiCaprio's flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping The Other Actors - movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones Do you thi...

Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch. Double X Quantimino The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole Irreplaceable nostalgia Holding parking spots "We didn't have coffee." Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie? Swiped on a shorty Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s...

Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Double X Quantimino Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore’s restroom was for employees only. A...

A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle? Double X Quantimino Brainstorm: Brian's one-hour comedy special announcer intro Wrestler names Finishing touches Kangaroo nipples Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bacon The Unwatch List - Something you watched, even...

From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch. Double X Quantimino Time dilation Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card Cheesy pizza? Same Per...

Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger. Double X Quantimino One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss” Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”? Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat. Idris won't be the next 007. This Is The Newz Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo FDA approve...

Goblins young and old, stuff your ear holes with this. Double X Quantimino Racks Paul McCartney died in 1966? Strip mall blues Mushrooms Where we at with groceries? Meeting your doppelganger Keeping your phone clean This Is The Newz Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car alone Woman 'wasn't prepared for price' after taking four kids for chicken and chips Noblesville kille...

Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week. Double X Quantimino Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, roller dogs, etc.). Hypothetical Meta Analysis/Brainsto...

From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Brian unloads all of their frustrations on spam texters Arthur the Arbiter - Guy in front of him at the driv...

From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis: "Successful people without any malice will credit their success...

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage. Double X Quantimino Tipping Point Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs Cracking your car windows on a hot day is a myth. This Is The Newz Lofi Girl Re...