Skippy Can't Sleep

The official Roastmaster General of the Ben Maller Show cracks the mic to crack jokes on one Jeffrey Toobin, who didn't keep it in his trousers. Note: these are JOKES, not facts, reporting, or verifiable allegations. If you wish to know the true gritty details, kindly look elsewhere. This is merely for the sake of humour!

In an all-Cleveland Browns rant episode, Skippy says "Puh!" to the loss, but further expresses his distaste for the "sky is falling" radio he predicts is coming Monday morning.

Skippy has a whole lot to say in this, his longest and perhaps most controversial episode yet.

Skippy shares a load of quick hit commentaries while cuddling up next to a space heater under a dozen blankets and nursing a well-bitten tongue.

Skippy shares a questionable business model.

Skippy spoofs Game 2's rain delays, then comments at great length on Game 2 of the Indians vs. Yankees, and the incredibly bitter end to the Indians' season.

Skippy cuts his remarks short on both on the Indians and the Presidential Debate, but gives you vague editorial comment in the form of some words to ponder.

A slow day in Cleveland sports, so Skippy adds in an editorial comment, and talks about his silly drug test adventure.

Skippy is depressed about the Tribe's hopes of a championship ending, so he does a "geek persona" quiz and a cooking segment for bachelors and others who can't cook, then tells the rather silly story of the mysterious bathtub raccoon.

Skippy is thrilled to announce that his Akron Zips and the MAC will play after all, keeps an eye on the Indians and their Central Division rivals, relays Patric Hornqvist's disappointment to the Penguins front office and questions Kamala Harris' rap knowledge.

Skippy talks Indians, Browns, sports, music, movies, politics, pretty women, a grotesque world record, yogurt and other fun stuff. Don't forget to stay until after the end credits!

Skippy talks Tribe, a sports scandal, a peaceful end to a hostage situation, an unceremonious end to a frozen yogurt stand, cowboy protestors, and many other fine topics.

Skippy talks feelings, both Cleveland and national sports, the effect of music on the world, and shares some of his thoughts on Baker Mayfield's awkward dining experience.

Skippy comments on sports, but also asks if he should talk politics after the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Skippy welcomes his new syndicators and listeners, talks sports, and tells another true story that is likely to make you leery of unmarked white vans.

Skippy is so disappointed with the outcome of the Indians game that he does a quick wrapup and calls it a night.

Skippy quickly covers the Tribe, Browns, NBA Finals, and the Big Ten vote that was (probably) a hoax, then teases a story that some of his listeners may find very interesting.

Surprise surprise, Skippy is talking baseball again. He shares some of the personal stories that have made him the Indians fan he is today.

Skippy is nonplussed by the Tribe's 11-1 loss to the Royals, shares a couple of minor gripes, a couple of mildly funny jokes, and reflects on his experiences of 9/11/2001 in the least political way possible.

Skippy laments yet another loss to the last place Royals, mildly defends Kareem Hunt, heralds Bernie Kosar's new gig, and then tells a couple of anecdotes about encountering his childhood hero.

Skippy laments the Tribe bullpen blowing the game for Triston McKenzie, congratulates the Browns on resigning Kareem Hunt, vents a bit about a video game he used to play, and talks about Star Trek Day.

Skippy celebrates another Tribe win, and an astonishing space discovery by the Indians of India. Also, a rant about a Browns hater, and two stories of traveling during the summer holidays.

Skippy reviews the Indians win, talks about the Washington Nationals making the news in a bad way again, recalls a story from his dorm days, and inadvertently fixes a real life problem in the process.

Skippy celebrates a walkoff win by the Indians and a special achievement by a player, rants about self checkout party fouls, and tells a story that takes place on a Labor Day weekend.

Skippy laments the Indians loss to the Brewers and the poor eyesight of Jerry Meals, then talks about a day on the Islands.