Skeleton House - Video Game Let's Plays

Featuring Certified Not Very Good Boss Fight

This is why no one wants to work anymore. The Mortuary Assistant on Steam Thank you very much to DreadXP for the key, and thanks Erik from Epik Fails of History for uhh no reason don't worry about it

Jess and Brett go back in time to 1995 before going even more back in time to 600.

What better game for an audio-only let's play than one where all the sound is muted?  Any other game probably.

Jess and Brett return to Silent Hill to see what Maria was up to before she started hanging out with James.

You lied to me.  You betrayed me.  You used me.  You really done messed up me gob.

It all comes down to this.

Remember that thing you like? What if it sucked.

Victory Road! That's it for the description this week, I'm sleepy.

Mitchell is truly the most well-written, smartest, most charismaticest character ever created, and also he's just gonna kidnap all of these children.

The whole world is in the process of being destroyed by horrible flooding and blazing heat and everyone is going to die unless something happens soon, so I'm gonna distract myself by playing some Pokemon.

They already got the lines recorded, what were they supposed to do? Not put them in the game? That would be like President Keemstar surrendering to the alien menace, not just as Americans, but as human citizens.

You promised me you'd take me  there again someday.  But you never did.  Well, I'm alone there now...  In our 'special place'...  Waiting for you. 

touch da fishy  oh frick he mad

Have you seen my daughter? Wait, wrong game. Kinda.  Dread X Collection 5 on Steam Thank you Dread XP for the key kissing emoji. I'm sure if I put the real emoji Apple Podcasts would explode, so just imagine it in your mind's eye. Also the game came out today, look at this me getting this out in a couple hours. Now every other publisher send me keys, look how good I am at marketing.

Is the titular moment this week an intentional metaphor for this game placed intentionally by a disgruntled designer? No one can know for sure. Except I'm just gonna say yes, yes it is.

Team Magma and Team Aqua are so dumb dude.

What if Half-Life but not very good. Check out Ryan's podcast here: Out of Quarters

You're gonna hate me for this one.

Jess and Brett spend their 10-year anniversary solving mysteries and busting a groove. Also my editing stack messed up a bit, so see if you can tell if the random clicks you will occasionally hear are all of my effects kicking on after a cut or Jess smashing the X button.

The word I was thinking of was 'sauerkraut.'

Season 4 episode 20 is upon us. Smoke a fat doink for me gamers.

In which we beat up them Magmas and nothing at all goes wrong unless I am lying to you to keep it suspenseful. Don't look at the title. Oh also I lied, Skeleton House Song is 7/8, not 7/4. What's the difference? I dunno dude, phrasing? Beat stress? I ain't never been to Juilliard.

Plot stuff happens this episode and we have some fun fights with random trainers instead of just hitting them with super effective wham-o blaster. Also season 3 and future season updates, stuff has been weird but it is in motion. I swear. I swear.

This podcast does not condone safari hunting unless it is the Predator safari hunting human beings because dang that's cool.