SKATCAST

SKATCAST presents: The Dipsh*t Files - a true crime and oddities podcast with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. This is the "pilot" and "Series Guide" episode. At least it's meant to show what the point of all this is. The Script Keeper spent three years helping to research serial killers (and other topics) as part of the team working for Timesuck with Dan Cummins. And Mrs. Script Keeper knows way more...

This is SKATCAST #14. It's NOT made for chitren! But we're NOT your parents, so do what you want to do. Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind | 3:14 ] The Script Keeper is taken well out of his comfort zone and placed into the "Great Outdoors". The voices in his head seem to have a hard time when there are bugs around. [SKATCAST Nursery Rhymes | 10:01 ] "Three Little Pigs" - You know the story. Three...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode 13. Two voices escaped SKATCAST and have run amok across the US, looking to see all 50 states. They also do other shit, but so far, it's mainly getting punched in various historical locations around the nation. Today's Bullshit: Minnesota is a BIG state with a ton of fun to be had. But here are the cities/towns that are feat...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary is once again available to allow into your mind meat. It's not recommended but people do it anyway. Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind] The Script Keeper is put through a hardcore scientific experiment on Nostalgia and he'll probably never be the same. He continues to be sorry to his mama. [Ambling Through Religious History] This often ignored tale from t...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show. We've done 12 of these and once again our duo of douche-canoes are out to teach us all about geography. This episode is all about Kansas. Today's Bullshit: [Wichita] In Wichita Angus takes on an eating challenge at a pizza shop, then the takes on a 23-acre outdoor museum about 1870's Kansas in flip-flops. [Topeka] D&A visit the...

The 12th application of SKATCAST with the Script Keeper is ready for public consumption. It's best if you don't consume it. Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind] What goes through a human mind when hanging out in a bar with scientists while they get you drunk to see what you brain does? This shot of "Inside My Mind" answers that question, at least about the Script Keeper's mind. [SKATCAST: Nursery Rh...

This is the 11th extruding of SKATCAST presents the Dave and Angus show. Produced by the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary, Dave and Angus are once again in the SKATCAST Studios discussing topics they probably don't have any business discussing. Today's Bullshit: [Letters From You] Does Angus really have 13 kids and if so, what are their names? Dave and Angus answer a couple listener questions. [Movie Rev...

This is your 11th dose of SKATCAST with the Script Keeper. Don't you think you've had enough? This one is extra long! Okay, you asked for it. [Inside My Mind] A compilation of science, we study the Script Keeper's mind when he does a number of random things. [Black Sheep] "Two Pig Party System" - Black Sheep is lectured by his peers about his lack of enthusiasm for farm politics. [Ambling Through...

On this episode of SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show, our two hosts embark on a three part journey into space stuff. They begin with their top-10 sci-fi movies of all time, followed by Angus trying to convince Dave that aliens have been to earth via alleged testimonies from astronauts and then Dave shares some space facts he and the SKATCAST research team that would be fun to learn about....

SKATCAST #10 is now consumable as fuck! Put it in your ear-holes for maximum tomfuckery! Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind] The Script Keeper is scienced right at the moment he is meeting a person for the first time. It's something... [Liam the Monster Hunter] Liam continues his quest to become a professional Slayer and tracks down a vampire. Do you think Liam is tough enough for a vampire? [SKATC...

SKATCAST presents: the Dave and Angus Show episode #9 is ready for you to allow into your cranial cavity via your ear holes. What will it do when it's in there? That's hard to say. Dave and Angus are back home in their Eastern Washington studio and talking about a ton of shit as well as releasing a song from the album that got them kicked off their label. Was it this song? Today's Bullshit: [Road...

SKATCAST #9 with the Script Keeper bounds into your Tuesday like a crotch-fire for your birthday! We don't know what that means either. We've had our SKATCAST scientists calculate the amount of weekly ear-ball toonz that is appropriate for a normal human to consume then we tripled it, smashed it into a powder, snorted it of a donkey's ass and now I've forgotten what the point of this summary is. K...

Welcome to the eighth installment of The Dave and Angus Show. This week our two gentlemen and scholars were sent to New Jersey to experience the Garden State. Today’s Bullshit: New Jersey is an amazing place with a lot to offer, but both Dave and Angus seemed to fixate on all the wonderful food, from pizza to an unbeatable breakfast sandwich to a pro-level food challenge, they try and take it...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper has excreted it's 8th volume of one guy's fever dreams and mushroom trips for you experience. We hope it takes your mind off the stuff and things. This week's Bullshit: [ Inside My Mind | 5:13 ] Once again scientists record the inner-dialogue inside Zaq's mind. This time they science the science as he drives to work in the snow and experiences a bit of road rage. [...

On this episode of SKATCAST's the The Dave and Angus Show, the boys journey all over the "Battle Born State" of Nevada as they continue their mission to visit every U.S. State. Today's Bullshit: On this episode Dave and Angus visit a number of Nevada cities like Las Vegas, Reno, Lake Tahoe, Virginia City, Rachel and destination spots like the Hoover Dam and Area 51. Will Angus convince Dave to bre...

Episode seven of SKATCAST with the Script Keeper is here and ready for the bloodstream.   Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind] Scientists link Zaq's mind up to a super computer to record his inner-thoughts at the expense of the tax-payer while he plays video games?  The results are dumb.  I wonder if he'll think about his dick? [Liam the Monster Hunter] Liam goes dragon hunting and comes face to fac...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode #6!  This week Dave and Angus visit Colorado as part of their journey to see every US State.  Angus seems to have a personal goal of punching a guy and/or taking an awkwardly public shit in every state they visit.   Perhaps the mile-high elevation in Colorado was getting to Angus this week, but the A-hole knob was cranked hi...

Episode six of SKATCAST with Zaq Flanary (the Script Keeper) is ready to invade your inner-thoughts and fuck with your brain chemicals.    Today's Bullshit: Inside My Mind |  It's Zaq vs. a gas station burrito.  Will he make it home in time to not soil himself? Liam the Monster Hunter |  The wizard finally does some magic shit on this episode called "The Pigeon of Destiny." Ambling Through Religio...

This week on SKATCAST presents: THE DAVE AND ANGUS SHOW by Zaq Flanary, Dave and Angus discuss the final episode of the Book of Boba Fett from Star Wars, then Angus reveals Dave's passion for all things chips, plus the duo of douchery discuss some of Angus's theories about the music business and they finish by playing their two favorite songs they have recorded together.  One is about a sandwich a...

Episode five of SKATCAST with Zaq Flanary (the Script Keeper) is ready for your cranial consumption.  If you choose to let us in through your ear-holes, this episode will try to impregnate your mind with things like brain science, classical literature,  sportsmanship and space science.  Or more accurately the Script Keeper will throw a bunch of dick jokes at you while we dredge through the depths...

The Dave and Angus Show on SKATCAST returns with it's fourth installment.  On this episode, Dave and Angus are reunited after more than two years apart to continue the mission they started, to visit all 50 states and talk about stupid shit at home in their studio in Eastern Washington.  On this episode they also talk about a movie they saw together recently and their experience in the theater.  Th...

SKATCAST is like old-timey radio theater but with curse words, violence and the mind of the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary behind it. This week on the fourth edition of SKATCAST we continue our scientific endeavors to record the inner voices of the Script Keeper's dumb mind.  We're all embarrassed for him.  Then we move along to another installment of Liam the Monster Hunter, the hero Middle-Narnia-lan...

This time on the Dave and Angus Show the boys are in the studio for the first half debating whether or not the moon landing was faked.  Angus is a nudnik and his arguments are terrible.  Dave gets pissed by the end. Then the duo head to California and enjoy learning all about the Unite State's most populous state, and even visit the "happiest place on earth".  The show ends with D and A riding a r...

This time on the third episode of the Dave and Angus Show, the two douche-canoes are thrown back out on the road to Alabama and then Alaska.  We learn all sorts of interesting tidbits about both states, the boys get lost in a national park, Angus tries to get a Moose drunk and he also manages to keep his "punching dudes in various states" streak alive.  You won't believe who he decides to target i...

This is the very first episode of The Dave and Angus Show--a part of SKATCAST hosted by the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary.   The Dave and Angus Show follows Dave (the somewhat reasonable one) and Angus (the nudnik) as they take on the world in their own uniquely stupid way.   Today the douche-bros introduce themselves and discuss what they envision the D&A Show to be like.   Then they'll demonstrate a...