Sister Wives: Love Should Be Multiplied Not Divided

"We're Not Brother Husbands- Janelle and Meri awkwardly meet with Kody to discuss an offer they received on Coyote Pass. Kody tells Robyn about the love letters he receives from women who have crushes on him, and they discuss if polygamy is still on the table." Kody gets a special email/letter from a woman who has the total hots for him, but maybe things aren't all as they seem....

"With the changing family dynamics, the Browns celebrate the holidays with new traditions. Meri takes a trip to NYC, David suggests that Janelle try a dating app for farmers, and Kody and Robyn decorate their Christmas tree with Aurora's new boyfriend." A new cowboy has descended in Flagstaff and Kody wants to make sure he isn't taking anyones gifts but Kody's this Christmas....

"Meri ventures into the wild world of dating apps; Kody struggles to fake it about the new family dynamic, as he and Robyn pack up their home; Christine has a strong reaction to Janelle's comment about being closer to the kids." Kody reflects back on how he became the incredible man he is today and how he became the most masculine man in the world. Meri is hoping to find someone who...

"Mykelti and Tony drive right into a tornado as Christine and David help them move to North Carolina; Kody and Robyn decide to begin anew; someone makes an unexpected pregnancy announcement." Meri has her super cool gal pals over to paint some dicks. Mykelti and Tony almost die in a Tornado, but never stop filming. Kody and Robyn are so excited to get into even more debt, but Areola is p...

"Meri's speed dating event starts out awkward until she meets an encouraging suitor named Ron. Janelle and Meri discuss what needs to be done to sell Coyote Pass, as Kody pushes Robyn to move on. Christine has a hard time dealing with Tony and Mykelti's decision to move to North Carolina." Meri has Worthied Up a little too much and now thinks she's better than everyone else a...

"The recruits must repel out of a military-grade helicopter; the recruits get a taste of what it's like operating behind enemy lines as they carry supplies weighing 800 pounds in sweltering 100-degree heat." Kody Brown has landed in Morocco – home of the Morrocan Oil for Curls. He is here as a recruit, but will probably be running the barracks. Poor Brittany Cartwright gave it her be...

"Christine and David visit Janelle in North Carolina to celebrate the purchase of her new flower farm property. Kody and Robyn discuss their now monogamist relationship and the possibility of bringing in a new wife. Meri dips her toe back into the dating world and heads to a speed dating event." Move over Taylor Frankie Paul, Parowan has a new hot bachelorette on the scene: Meri Brown. M...

Sister Wives is coming back and we are wet. A new production company, a boys hang, Janelle flashing her tits, Meri pretending to not want Kody back, Christine gets an apology and Robyn has comissioned a new art piece that will go down in Sister Wives history! The new season is here and we are fucking stressed. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

"David gives his thoughts on polygamy and the role men play within it; Kody discusses a college secret he kept from Christine and Janelle, as Christine wonders what else could have been kept from her." Kody opens up about his sexuality, but later regrets it when Suki talks about only getting an inch. Christine is still in love with Kody, while Janelle is hornier than ever for a dirty, nasty man wh...

"Meri discusses her distrust over Coyote Pass; Janelle describes button pushing and defines love bombing; Suki asks the big question: who gets the luggage rack?" Kody and Robyn keep sucking each others faces off only in an effort to get back at Meri. Janelle is brushing off her own copy of the BDSM-5 and giving us her professional diagnosis on Kody. Christine is horny for David, while Ko...

"As the One-on-One conversations continue, Janelle opens up about her dislike for both Kody and Robyn. Christine discusses her issue with the term "favorite ex-wife," and Kody considers a guy trip with David." David and Kody plan themselves a boys weekend that neither of them will soon forget. Meri has been catfished once again, but instead of Samuel, it's by her favorite e...

"The Brown family sits down to discuss their past and future; as Christine says she tried to make her relationship with Kody work, he says that the wives all had the same chances as Robyn; the family comments on Meri's legal divorce from Kody." Kody Brown, or as he calls himself, Mr. Accountable is sick of getting the shit kicked out of him for loving Robyn! Christine is finally best...

Robert Garrison Brown 04.10.1998 - 03.04.2023 On March 4th, beloved son, brother, uncle, and friend Robert Garrison Brown joined his ancestors in the halls of Valhalla. Born to Janelle and Kody Brown, 6th child of a big, unconventional family. Preceded in death by Sheryl Lee Brown, William Winn Brown, and Curtis Taylor Brown. He is survived by his large, adoring family and his three cats Catthew,...

"Christine is excited to spend her first monogamous Valentine's Day with David. Meri and Janelle meet at Coyote Pass to discuss a strategy moving forward. Robyn and Kody discuss not being polygamists anymore, and Kody expresses his disappointment in plural marriage." Janelle puts aside her pride and forces herself to talk to Meri, in hopes that Meri will foot the bill for an attorney. Robyn does t...

"With Christine's help, Janelle moves her life from Flagstaff to North Carolina and sees the land that she purchased sight unseen; Meri questions her entire relationship with Robyn; Kody prepares to baptize Aurora into a new church." David's got a dirty ass, Janelle is ready to hit the land moseying the second she closes on her new property– that is definitely not going to be a Coyote Pass 2.0 and...

"On a road trip across the country to move Janelle to North Carolina, Christine, Janelle and David stop at a bar where Janelle has her first shot ever. The fate of Meri's B&B is up in the air, and Kody and Robyn have a heart to heart with Aurora." Awowah is nervous to tell her parents what she's been doing behind their back and why she has been spending so much time on her knees and calling ou...

"Janelle and Meri join forces to finally get answers about Coyote Pass, but Kody is having doubts about letting it go. Christine takes another step towards independence and buys a vacation rental in Moab." Janelle is busy collecting documents and zooming Meri– all in an effort to take Kody down. Robyn and her tenders just barely escape a tragic death by table. Christine is really going all in on h...

"Christine and Janelle each reveal big new chapters in their lives. Kody meets with a realtor at Coyote Pass. Meri has a new companion in her life, and considers meeting with a lawyer about the property." Janelle is an absolute villain to poor innocent Kody and Robyn– and all she cares about is money for more appliances and shit. Kody spills his entire life story to his new realtor, Meri and Jen a...

"The day is finally here that Christine is getting married! It's a joyful event on the banks of the Colorado River as Christine and David say, "I do." Kody discusses missing out on the Brown family celebration, and has a scary close call while cutting down a tree." The day is finally here a-fucking-gain. Christine is going to assault David out on the dance floor on their wedding day. A flash mob e...

"Meri cuts up a quilt that celebrated her marriage to Kody; Christine and David are in Moab preparing for their magical day; Robyn and Kody have a difficult conversation about the break-up of the family." Meri reflects on all the good times her and Kody shared, like when he told her that she's a miserable bitch and he can't wait to return the favor. Cameras are rolling as Robyn soars to new height...

"Robyn's girls explore non-mormon churches and Kody struggles to keep quiet about it. Christine tries on her fairytale wedding dress, and the party continues with a wedding shower. Meri wants to start dating soon." Meri and her friend Amber Malynn are having fun destroying any shred of Kody from Meri's life when a tragic accident takes Amber's knee. Dweedle Dee, Dweedle Dumb and Neck decide to try...

"Kody and Robyn go on a date, and Kody rails against their former church. Christine and David host an engagement party with some very messy tacos. Meri and Jenn visit Brandi in Las Vegas to dish about her spiritual release from Kody." As the Brown family continues to fall apart, cameras turn their attention to Christine and the shocking storyline no-one saw coming. Robyn goes to church and is imme...

"Christine goes shopping for her dream wedding dress; Meri meets with two of her friends and struggles to come to grips with her new reality; Aurora and Breanna approach Robyn about returning to church." Meri has a sit down with two wanna-be-therapists who gas her up and tell her she's an amazing business woman. Christine tries on a ton of ill-fitting dresses, while Truely suggests David go to tow...

"As the deadline to pay off Coyote Pass looms, tensions rise over how the family will divide the property. Meri takes an empowering solo trip to England, and Christine and Janelle host a graduation party for Savannah." Meri goes on a pathetic Eat Pray Love to look at a bunch of stacked rocks. Maddie puts on her boss babe hat and starts whipping Janelle into shape– while simultaneously Kody wishes...

"Kody sobs after helping Meri move away from Flagstaff, leaving Meri confused about why he has pushed her away for so many years. David and Christine gather their kids to announce their engagement, and Janelle meets David." Meri tricks Kody into spending one more anniversary together and trying to get intimate, but Kody has his #metoo moment and remembers how special cold sex with Robyn is. Paedon...