SILENCE!

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T WIN Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die crawl back into your skull and deposit a number of topics.  The big news is dropped in a very special edition of Inside The Wanker's Studio in which Gary Lactus conducts a hard hitting, no punches pulled interview with a name that's about to be shouted so loud by so many that it will echo down the ages, Dan White .  Dan...

Hello there. In this episode we mostly pay tribute to the longtime manager of Dave’s Comics, Stephen Bamford in the wake of his passing. We also talk about Comics and Beer , The Sheild G-Man Club Fanzine , The Watchmen RPG and Bob Burden’s Robot Comics . Oh, and both your hosts will be exhibiting at All About The Ink this month. @frasergeesin @thebeastmustdie silencepodcast@gmail.com You can suppo...

For some time, as a treat for members of C-Unit, Dan and Fraser have been playing through the Starlight Adventures series of adventure game books for girls, published by Puffin in 1985. We have adventured our way all the way through Riddle of the runaway and are now on the third book, Island Of Secrets. Presented here in this special podcast, is the first five episodes which comprise book one in t...

DADDY’S HOME He’s back! The good one is back! The Beast Must Die is back and we all get to hear what he’s been up to. He’s been watching Grange Hill and almost nothing else. Let’s not beat around the blurb, let’s read a list of some of the things talked about on this episode that aren’t Grange Hill: His Dark Materials, The Apprentice, Traitors, Batman Year Two, DC on screen, At Home With Rick Gear...

Here’s a fantastic new project from Channel SILENCE! It’s a deep, deeper, deepest dive into a comic that blew my mind – The Mighty Crusaders Number Four from Mighty Comics, 1966. I hope you enjoy listening to it more than I enjoyed making it. Future episodes in this series will be released on our Patreon page with possible public release at a future date. If you’d like to support this stupid fucki...

OH IT’S SO GOOD BABY WHAEN YOU’RE AT THE WHEEL Writing these blurbs can be worse than pulling teeth. Lucky for you, I ran out of teeth ten minutes ago so here we are Shall we welcome Tom Oldham and Douglas Noble back? Okay then. Do you want to hear a blow-by-pulse-pounding-blow account of Tom’s trip to Angouleme? Fine. That’s what this is. Along the way we talk about: Julie Doucet, Sammy Harkham,...

A  book is a dream you can hold in your hands Music is a dream that can be played by bands Dinner is a dream that goes in your tummy Drugs are a dream that makes you feel funny Chickens are a dream that likes to lay eggs Trousers are a dream that covers your legs Drawers are a dream you can put things in Norwich is a dream quite close to Kings Lynn Here's a bit of fun.  The Beast Must Die has run...

I have an extremely rare two hour window to go to a pub so I really want to prioritise that over the blurb.  Ho ho ho!   We recorded a podcast!  Jingle. We just talked.  Ho ho ho!    Happy holidays and a happy new pod!  Stay incredible always and forever.  Remember the magic of possibility, let people know you love them and be happy for Christ's sake! Here's what we talked about. Christgasm 2022,...

Kevin O'Neill RIP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You wanna know about Mark Stafford , almost from birth until now? He's the sort of guy that people say things like ''Mark Stafford is the greatest artist you've never heard of'' about. Press play to hear Mark Stafford talk to a completely naked Gary Lactus about Ronald Searle, Empusa, The Comic Creators Guild, Brian Talbot, Cherubs, The Man Who Laughs, David Hine, Liphook , the strange tale of Mag...

OVER MY SHOULDER, OLDER AND OLDER, THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YA, OVER AND OVER Well, well, well if it isn't Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die crawling back on their knees, begging forgiveness for missing a week of the world's otherwise most reliable podcast.  Angry hoards of ex listeners have verbally and physically assaulted the punctual pair, blaming them for all manner of important, missed appointmen...

Oh, The Beast Must Die is a busy busy beast, so Gary Lactus presents... THE PAUL JON MILNE STORY! Starring Jon Paul Milne playing the role of Paul Jon Milne. We learn the startling origin of Paul Jon Milne, relive Paul Jon Milne's greatest triumphs whilst learning Paul John Milne's darkest secrets and arrive at Paul Jon Milne's new art book, CREEP HEAP .  It's the role Jon Paul Milne was born to p...

The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die ). The Savage Beast podcadst: The Savage Best #1 In this short sharp shock of an episode we discuss the first entry in the Saveg Beast official canon: The Ritual (David Bruckner, 2017) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodca...

I CAN THINK OF NO WHERE I WOULD RATHER BE, READING MORNING PAPERS, DRINKING MORNING TEA No blurb this week as we're all swarming around the centre of the hive, desperately hoping to mate with the Queen. As we all know, some weeks are longer than other weeks and it really has been a particularly long week since last week's episode.  Despite this and even though The Beast Must Die has covid we still...

The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die ). The Savage Beast no.21: Wizards of Gore In this latest episode we're discussing a topic very near ot our collective heart - GORE! In a truly epic episode, we're discussing a whole plethora of visceral treats and filmic grue, based around the following newly minted cateGOREies: Kinder-Gore...

OH MOTHER DEAR WE SADLY FEAR THAT WE HAVE SOILED OUR MITTENS Another week, another blurb. People often ask, "Hey! How do you keep your blurbs so fresh and new, week in, week out? It's amazing! You're amazing! How can I be like you?". Well, we here at SILENCE! Blurb Inc. are tired of this question. So tired in fact that we're now offering our SILENCE! Blurb Writing Masterclass. Learn from the best...

The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die ). The Savage Beast no.20: Man Vs Nature In this latest episode we take a look at a selection of films looking at the eternal conflict between mankind and that big green mother that's red in tooth and claw, nature. Films discussed include Rituals (Peter Carter, 1977) The Long Weekend (Colin E...

LET’S GO TO MISTERLAND, THE LAND OF MAGIC You have passed the final test. Welcome… to TEAM BASTARD FORCE!  We are an elite team of men, dedicated to protecting the patriarchy at any cost!  Over there is The Ab, whose might always makes right!  This is the mysterious Explaino!  Who knows where from where his opinions hail but they are always right!  Be careful now, don’t get too close to the surly...

I'M GOING TO FAST! I GOT NO BREAKS ON MY ROLLER SKATES! Hi, come this way, that's right, just through here.  Now, our first exhibit is this collection of bricks.  As you can see there's five in total.  Two of them are the same and one of them is made of latex.  That's right! It's a stunt brick!  Then over here we have a wooden duck painted like Superman, right next to this wide-necked plastic bott...

The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die ). The Savage Beast no.19: Bring on the Bad Guys In this latest episode we take a look at some of our favourite filmic villains.  This time we're taking a look at a whole heap of films, through the prism of  four character archetypes: The Bully The Pillar of Society The Bad Place The Corrupte...

The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die ). The Savage Beast: Get Stuffed! In this special overfull post-Christmas episode, we look at a selection of films we've been gorging on over the festive period. Films discussed include: 50/50 (Charles Martin Smith, 1992) Branded to Kill (Seijun Suzuki, 1967)   The Harder They Fall (Jeymes Sa...

IT'S HAPPENING NOW. THE CRAZED IN THE HOT-ZONE Leaping lizards, it's only our flipping 300th episode specktaklyar! OR IS IT? No it is. OR IS IT? You'll have to listen to find out won't you? In this firm, festive and juicy edition of the world's first, favourite and indeed only podcast SILENCE!, Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die answer listener questions. That's right it's primo pod-content prov...

Presented here is a recording of SILENCE! To Astonish! form Thought Bubble 2021 with descriptive narration for the more visual elements of the original presentation. Our humble thanks and sincere apologies to Rachel Stott , Becky Cloonan , Al Ewing and Hannah Berry . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die ). The Savage Beast No.18: Fantasy Fusion In this eighteenth episode, we look at a selection of films where fantasy elbows it's way into the everyday. Films discussed include: The Green Knight (David Lowery, 2021) The Fisher King (Terry Gilliam, 1991) Highlander (Russell Mulcahy, 1986) Yokai...

Welcome to a very special SILENCE! in which two masters of the craft sit down in conversation with each other. Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die have somehow managed to secure Dan White and Fraser Geesin for an in-depth chat about their latest comics.  Terminus   is White's collection of his acclaimed weekly cartoon for Mindless Ones   in glorious hardback form.  Purple Hate Balloon   floats into...