Sick Man Talking Podcast

In this episode, the Sick Man takes you on an epic adventure through the Southern Serengeti, announces his plans to move to Australia to become a crocodile celebrity, and finally brings his brutal war with Google to a close.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETA...

In this episode, the Sick Man talks about his 25 year battle to keep flesh on his body. This is the Involuntary Weight Loss Episode.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmantalking.ca/  ...

In this episode, the Sick Man tells a Rocky-style story about a piece of geography he went to war with in the summer of 2009. Then, he releases a classic series of short recordings from a long time ago, and finishes by attempting to sing for the first time in 12 years (he fails).  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner...

In 2006, the Sick Man bought a retired police car.  For the next three years, he went on a reign of terror. This is the Cop Car Episode.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmantalking.c...

In this episode, the Sick Man takes you on a psychedelic trip through a car wash, then considers becoming an Instagram influencer.  Keep up to date and LIKE US ON FACEBOOK at   https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking Join our FACEBOOK COMMUNITY at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/ and on INSTAGRAM at https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/ SUPPORT THE SICK MAN TALKING AT https://ww...

In this very special episode, the Sick Man celebrates Halloween. Join him as he re-creates scenes from classic horror stories, contacts a spirit in his room, and succumbs to a murderous paranoid breakdown. Additional credit to Stephen King, Paranoid: A Chant, 1985; George A. Romero, Night of the Living Dead, 1968.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer:...

 A Sick Man Talking EXCLUSIVE: A story 37 years in the making. They tried to erase it from the history books; now, it gets told for the first time in its entirety. Join the Sick Man as he goes inside one of the most explosive events in Newmarket history.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Ca...

In his Comeback Episode, the Sick Man sits down with America to lecture them about bacon. Then, he tells the strange and tragic tale of an FBI agent named John O’Neill. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE a...

In this episode of Sick Man Talking, there is no Sick Man. Instead, fans talk about Sick Man Talking. This is the Fans Episode.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmantalking.ca/   or v...

In this episode, the Sick Man talks about isolation.  This is the Isolation Episode. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmantalking.ca/   or visit our HOST WEBSITE on BuzzSprout at  http...

In this episode, the Sick Man returns to the Upper Canada Mall, Apocalypse Now-style. Then he wraps up his three-part series Family Ties: Cartner Edition by revealing his actual true last name. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit...

In this episode, the Sick Man ends his war with Amazon prime; then he gives a Family Ties-style follow up on his fake relative story from EP 15.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmant...

In this episode, the Sick Man continues his war with technology. Then he tells stories about selling shoes at the mall as a teenager. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmantalking.ca/  ...

In this episode, the Sick Man discovers Star Trek: The Next Generation (35 years after the rest of the world has), and gives his typical Warp 9 perspective. This is the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DI...

In this episode, the Sick Man displays an alarming interest in the mind and work of William Shakespeare. He even attempts to act. This is the Shakespeare Episode.  Additional Music: Individual Projects  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORI...

In this episode, the Sick Man shares the story of his first kidney stone, revisits a 10-year-old recording on artificial intelligence, and recounts a spiritual episode he had laying on a stretcher in the middle of downtown Toronto. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAS...

In this episode, the Sick Man shares an anecdote about his father, goes through hell trying to rent First Blood from National Video, re-creates a famous scene from Jaws, and then plays his own rendition of a Rolling Stones song.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST...

In this episode, the Sick Man plays his oldest recording - a 30 year old conversation about pizza (of course). Then, he shares his experiences in the quarantine section of a hospital, loses his mind trying to cancel Amazon prime, and delivers his own rendition of a popular song by The Who.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Bra...

In EP 13, the Sick Man sends a warning to a friend, talks about Mountain Men, shares a strange moment from the St. Lawrence Market, and discusses his medical records. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at ...

In this episode, the Sick Man talks about pills and aliens. This is the Pills and Aliens Episode.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmantalking.ca/   or visit our HOST WEBSITE on BuzzS...

In this episode, the Sick Man laughs at a Black Sabbath song, shares his thoughts on animals, and then offers a cinematic metaphor for anxiety. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmantal...

n his 10th episode, the Sick Man talks about Greek Mythology. This is the Myth Episode. Music: Brad Cartner, PhillipMariani, dimafocus, ZtarrZound Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickman...

In this episode, the Sick Man performs Suspicious Minds for a friend, talks about his relationship with Elvis, Elvis and drugs, and Elvis’ love for guns. Then he sings an acappella version of In The Ghetto. This is the Elvis Episode.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL POD...

In this episode, the Sick Man talks to children. This is the Kids Episode. Additional Music: applehillstudios, MusicalFunnyGirl, leto  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.sickmantalking.ca/...

In this episode, the Sick Man shares his thoughts on hockey playoffs, hockey interviews, hockey hits, hockey fights, and recalls a hockey memory. This is the Hockey Episode.  Support the show Host: Brad Cartner   Show Producer: Greg O’Brien   Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Music: Brad Cartner   Officer Wilfert: Adam Carter     FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEB...