Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee and Harrison chat with Leslie Van Houten's former "prison girlfriend." Why does Ted Cruz hate dildos? Millennials should not be allowed to text in movie theaters. Prolonged masturbation session on a Megabus. Worst special education teacher of all time. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison think Carrot Top is the result of serious inbreeding. Rent Dahmer’s childhood home for the GOP Convention. Jews vs Nazis Drinking Game. Zombie Mike is not someone you should invite to dinner parties. It’s generally a good idea to avoid marrying Russian women. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison - both former dreadlock wearers - weigh in on the "should white guys have dreadlocks" debate. Bleed all over Donald Trump in your period panties. The Drug War is not funny. Follow up to the Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Lothario story. Photographer Shot ‘Ghost Girl’ Photos for Mom Arrested for Murder. Phone calls.

Harrison is frustrated with the sexy cosplay girls at Wondercon. Dee's confused by r/gonewildaudio. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. Send your submission for the Sick and Wrong Theme Song Contest to sickandwrongpodcast@hotmail.com

Dee and Harrison chat with author William E. Jones about his new book "True Homosexual Experiences: Boyd McDonald and Straight to Hell." The Hulkster piledrives Gawker Media. Uber app possessed Michigan driver. It's totally acceptable to masturbate a dolphin in the Netherlands. Worst catfish of all time. Phone calls.

Harrison does stand up comedy at a fundraiser for Fuzz Buzz. Dee thinks he should've done a 10 minute bit on the pastor shooter's manifesto. Syrian refugees attend Vancouver Furry con. The Wachowski Sisters are way cooler than Caitlyn Jenner. Never ride an elevator in China. Leave it Dr Anal to cure what ails you. Phone calls.

Harrison knows way too much about Star Wars. OJ Simpson collectible knife set. Jared Fogle has a new prison diet. Bikie stores his cellphone in his prison purse. Swedish Fritzl is a disgrace to dungeoneers everywhere. Phone calls.

Harrison thinks Dee's obsessed with Hitler's genitalia. Big Dick Little Dick with Lenora Claire. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Looking for romantic date ideas? How about the Grim Sleeper trial at the LA courthouse? President Obummer takes away our hoverboards. SF Tech bro has a problem with the homeless. Sneaker heist in Brooklyn goes awry. Never visit a gynecologist that looks like Gary Coleman. Phone calls.

Dee, Harrison, and special guest Marlon hope everyone in Michigan engages in sodomy for Valentine's Day. Ukrainian breast milk incident. Florida prankster and his pet alligator. Garbage couple gets randy on Las Vegas Ferris wheel. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison think that Bill Gates' master plan is to use the Zika virus to create an army of microcephalics. Dee has a rare occurrence at work. Staten Island armless man mugged for iPhone. Chinese prostitute stuck with a client. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison weigh in on the great labia debate. John Steele covers the Flint water crisis in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong's 10 year anniversary show with special guest Ryan Keely. Dee chats with Porn Legend Ron Jeremy about the 2016 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. Phone calls.

Dee thinks Harrison should record ASMR porn videos to make some extra money. Harrison shares some David Bowie stories. Gang rape in Brooklyn has some weird twists. ER doctor likes to gives his patients facials. Phone calls.

The only reason to play the lotto is hookers and cocaine. The Playboy Mansion is for sale with one tiny catch. Walmart Proposal in Bay City. Northern California bro takes friendship way too seriously. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison are glad 2015 is over but gutted that it had to end with the death of Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister. Saudi Billionaire uses the Bill Cosby Defense. Knives and Hallucinogens do not make good bedfellows. Phone calls.

Part 2 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Happy New Year!

Part 1 of the S&W Holiday Show with special guest Lenora Claire. Why can't they just stop doing Santa Con? Lenora chats about her experience with a violent celebrity stalker. The most depressing Christmas songs of all time. Merry Christmas!

Dee and Harrison speak to porn actress Nicki Blue about her experience working with James Deen. Squirrel terrorist. Road head gone awry in Florida. is Harrison the Freak of the week? Phone calls.

Dee shares some humiliating stories from his UK Sick and Wrong tour. More mass shootings in the US than days of the year in 2015. Mansion owner duped into gay porn rental. Dentist trades root canals for meth and child porn. Phone calls.

Dee's still in Europe so Lance Wackerle returns to co-host this special episode. Vintage clips from KUSF 90.3 FM Rampage Radio with Dee (Dirty Sanchez) and Lance (Cleveland Steamer) along with the trial of Bob Madigan.

While Dee's off touring Europe, Harrison gets a job and learns how to ride a rap scooter. Fistful of Thanksgiving with John Steele. Phone calls. Meet up with Dee in Dublin, Glasgow, and London. Check the SW Facebook page for details.

Harrison along with most of Dee's family and friends are not concerned in the least about Dee's upcoming trip to Europe. Dee gets a medical marijuana card. Jeb Bush wishes he was a time-traveling baby killer. New Mexico man squirts children with homemade semensoaker. English writer does not take criticism very well. Phone calls.

Dee comes to terms with the fact that most women do not find his voice as sexy as Morgan Freeman's voice. Los Angeles drivers should buckle up at all times. Indiana woman pulls the old feces dildo blow up doll Halloween prank. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Halloween show. Interview with Jinx Dawson from legendary 60s occult rock band Coven. Spooky phone calls.