SIBKL @Sg Buloh Sermons

This week's sermon is about the digestive system. True story. You must be thinking, why would your pastor preach about the digestive system? In the middle of the 40 days of fasting and praying sommore. Is he like, trying to stumble us with unnecessary talk about food? The correct answer is: I don't know. I'm just the social media intern. But I'll tell you what I do know. The best food to eat while...

Welcome to the 56th Annual Endtimes Convention! Sitting right in front are the zombie apocalypse fanboys, expecting to see the world filled with people who are neither truly dead not properly alive. How disappointed they will be with the real thing. And over there are the dispensationists rapping away at their calculators with their Bibles opened to Daniel 9. Let's see them crunch the numbers in M...

Ladies and gentlemen, I posit to you: the Republic of God. *clap *clap *clap *clap In this republic, there is a divine ruler who governs with legislative and judicial arms. Yes, like most humans, this ruler has two arms. *clap *clap And like some humans, this ruler shall also be known as an executive. Ha ha ha ha ha. *groans Ahem. Erm... *cycles through cue cards Oh, this is a funny one. What's th...

Howdy do, buckaroo! Time to dust off yer shootin' iron cos it's a fine day for wranglin' some witnesses. We got three cowboys and a cowgirl so fast they can shoot the wings off a fly and leave you hungrier than a coyote in winter. We also got the the baddest gun in the state ridin' up in the mornin' to lead us into some fine yee-haw. Then we rustle up some grub, burn daylight and hit the trail. I'...

Join us tonight for our Christmas Eve Service, to be followed by food and merriment till midnight! The Gospel will be preached, so bring your friends and loved ones.

What is a mal'akhim? Is it an akhim that didn't develop properly? Is it a Malaysian akhim? Or is it a khim boiled in mala soup? Someone told me it's an anagram of how you greet a laboratory ("hi, makmal" — I know, I know). Someone else told me- Dude, it means angel. Like the BM word "malaikat". Oh. Then why don't they just say "Angel"? I dunno bro. Your pastor, not my pastor. -_- I hope they pay y...

Man finds voice after baby name choice. The local priest who was dumbstruck a several months ago after expressing doubt over an angelic promise has now finally spoken. Literally. The promise he queried pertained to the unlikely birth of a child to himself and his ageing wife. "It was like a silent retreat," the priest said at a press conference. "I grew to quite like it." His wife was in a confine...

Ah, Mary's Magnificat! My favourite advent passage. I once had a magnificat of my own. Low purr, soft fur and a stare that would turn bigger beasts into stone. One time I lined up three hoops of fire-wait. "Halo boss. Ya I'm doing it now. What do you mean it's not in English. Like hispanic latin? Ancient latin?? How am I supposed to... what do you mean it's got nothing to do with cats? It says rig...

Hark the herald obs-n-gynaes sing: "Greetings, Mary. It's a boy!" No ultrasound, no 4D scan, nada. Just pure angelic see-through. Quiz. What was the name of this angel? Answer: Gabriel. Quiz. If the short form of Gabriel is Gabes, what is the short form of its original Hebrew variant Gavri'el? Answer: Gaves. Quiz: So how do you introduce your new angel friend to your guests? Answer: He Gaves. Is i...

You heard ‘em, so let’s get cracking. It’s ok if you haven’t started. We can all start together. Just take a mo and think about it. You done? What do you mean you don’t know what to think about? It’s right there in the visual. Think about cheese. For example, I was thinking about a salty, sharp cheddar grated over spaghetti tossed in olio. Or a crumbly fetta cheese generously topping a Greek salad...

We have a feast this week, guys. Ayam goreng berempah, nasi kukus... wait, the phone is ringing. Hello? What? Ya I know. I was setting it up. Ha? No ayam goreng? Oh ok. Alright. We have a feast this week, guys. We have nasi lemak bungkus. But better than nasi lemak bungkus is globally acclaimed nasi new testament scholar, Pauline expert berempah, and Holy Land veteran kukus. Yes, we have Rev Lim K...

The opposite of "Unite, Rejoice, Pray" is "Split, Get Angry and Complain". And on paper, none of us would choose it, ever. The moral of the story, of course, is we should all live on paper.

Antara inspirational quotes yang I paaaaling suka is from the movie Good Will Hunting, masa si Robin Williams tu berkata "Seize the goal". Errr, I think you salah sikit, kak. Dead Poet's Society kot? Apatu? Movie salah kak. But anyway go on. Ya ok watever. That quote memang baaanyak tolong kakak utk seize my goals. That's good, kak. But ya, I think quote tu pun salah sikit, kak. Apatu? I believe i...

Listen up, class. Today we're going to learn about the dual-entry system in accounting. Imagine your company buys a box of chocolates in cash, say for RM10. You will record this into your cash account ledger as credit RM10. Conversely, you will record it in your assets ledger as-   Teacher, why are chocolates assets? Don't they lose value immediately upon use? Not if you don't eat them. But why wo...

Oh look! An Instagram post with the words "Worth Dying For". Surely this has to be about fried chicken, cos those things are just absolutely... But actually, if you think about it, how do you eat the fried chicken if you die for the chance to eat it? Bongggg! So actually, if you really enjoyed the fried chicken, then TO the chicken, YOU are worth dying for. Ahahahah. Which reminds me, we just got...

When my dad was growing up, people used to say Elvis is king. But when I was growing up, they would say cash is king. I asked my dad what that meant and he told me he’s more of a Willie Nelson kinda guy. I was like, errr whut?? Then I grew up and realised he thought I meant Johnny Cash, the country singer. Ok, generational gap. Nvm. Then two years ago, someone told me Charles is king. I was like,...

What a special occasion to have Pr Lee Choo share the word of God with us. Take in this message, which is both timely and evergreen all at once.

So I’ve been telling my friends that there’s power in the tongue for life. Proverbs eighteen twenty-one. So they should speak life and not speak death. But there’s just so much negativity with them. I really think the devil’s got them in a hold. Lemme show you our chats:   Me with my man Jay Jay: Dude, I'm just dying for a cold drink now. Me: Bro, don't speak death. Jay: Dude...   And this is me w...

Welcome to the Good Kinda Jail, where the stench reeks, the air is heavy, everywhere is dark and horrible and the humans are best avoided. Yes, we’ve found ourselves elegantly dropped into a Roman prison cell in First Century AD. Which is great, cos we could be out and free and useless, but we’re not. (*lights match) Now, let’s set something on fire.

Message from our Malaysia Day service, 2024. This was also the closing of our 40 Days of Fast & Pray, and was part of a Worship Encounter Weekend.

Strap up, don’t lurch. The church on a perch. One half in a dirge, while the other buys merch. Head decision, heart incision and feet in new fission from fiery perdition. From doctrinal precision to Ephesian derision, some engage with the stage like proto-Eurovision. In the scriptures, revision. In the practice, cohesion. And in the willy-nillies, you quit circumcision. Blend or get blended? Ask h...

Asian? Fesyen? Tak dengar abang. Pls louder sikit. Vay-shen? You want me to jual benda tu? But what is it? Ya la of course you will say very good. But what does it do? Ever-apa? Everlasting life? Vayshen tu kasi everlasting life? Abenda tu? Happiness forever? Oh I paham. Like that Mariah Carey song, apatu? You always be part of me. I part of you definitely. Apa? In definitely? Salah English bang....

Welcome back to our 40 Days Fast & Pray Pun Championships. We are in the semifinal round with two incredible match-ups. In the top half of the draw, we have the wildcard “Break Fast Mee Racle” up against 2-time former champion “2 Fast 2 Few Us”. And in the bottom half of the draw, we’ve got the underdog “Doa Lip” facing the tournament favourite “Fai di, dey. Faster Pray”.   It’s gonna be some...

Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah? Awak generasi apa pulak? Aku? Aku generasi MTV Rewind beb. Oldskool tapi tak oldskool sampai awak. What? This week kita buat Rewind? Kejap beb. Aku check…   Ok confirm this week ialah Rewind. Lagi ada “anatomy enemy kingdom”. Mana ku tau? Bukan Bio beb. Sejarah. Ah-ah, memang. Enemy kingdom, kerajaan musuh lah tu. Betttul. Kat RTM. Ah-ah.   Now that ☝️🏼right there is a pho...

Preeeet!! Off the pitch now. Into the locker room for the gaffer's team talk.   Finally! Half time for 2024. (A bit much stoppage time if you ask me, but it is what it is.) How are we doing? Any injuries? Everyone back alive or we lost some folks out there? How did we do? We stick to plan? Gone off course? Any unplanned-for crises? You and you, you need to up the intensity. You're taking it too ea...