Avalon
Sh*t! I Married a Twin
What happens when you marry a person that’s already got their partner in crime? The package deal you didn’t ask for? Join Luke, Lisa and Alana in ironing out their family dynamics, whilst helping you with yours along the way. Because no family’s perfect, right? Right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episodes
Ep 56. We ate. Goodbye. 27.06.2024 44:17
It's the last Shit! I married a Twin for a wee while and the trio get together for a last hurrah... expect some tech probs for good measure! There's some positive polly's and a final focaccia-up! But never fear, soon you'll be able to hear all three on other pods so keep your ears and eyes peeled! Thanks to everyone who has listened and got involved with the show, it's been a blast! All our love L...
Ep 56. Fifty Five Pounds for a Football Shirt 20.06.2024 23:50
This week Luke is flying solo! He gives us the low down on his Father’s Day, Ari’s new bed and his high stress moment at The Musical That Swept The World. There’s also a Twinteresting story and Luke has an announcement to share. Email the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 55. Gen Z Decoding 13.06.2024 34:28
It's the episode that nearly didn't exist! Tech problems and beautiful baby Bear both feature in this week's podcast! The trio discuss Luke's birthday, a trip to the country fair, a Twin exchange and there's a Lazy Spa update! They also decode how millennials and Gen Zedders use emojis. Email the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 54. Squoval Type Beat 30.05.2024 44:01
This week Alana has done the Map my Baps charity walk, Luke has made a swimming purchase for Ari and Lisa has found a new way to celebrate the Bank Holiday as a mum. Also, are we old?! The gang chat the things that make Millennials seem past it. Email us shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follow us on socials @lukekempner @themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 53. Beds not Bentleys 23.05.2024 36:45
It’s Lisa and Alana’s Birthday! Alana’s not happy about the sleeping arrangements at Lisa’s house and Luke has had a football-fest weekend. All this plus the viral ice-cream twins and some positives from Polly! Email the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 52. Bargain Hunters and Crocodile Twins 16.05.2024 38:25
This week Luke joins the Twins live from The Musical that Swept the Nation and the trio discuss their theatre firsts. Also on the podcast bargains are a topic after Alana and Luke got a free Hot Tub from a generous neighbour! And there is a news story doing that rounds which involves twins and a Crocodile! All of this plus some positive polly's and a Birthday Poll. Email the podcast shitimarriedat...
Ep 51. How very Type Three of me 09.05.2024 23:39
On this week's podcast Luke, Lisa and Alana return with their Enneagram results! As predicted Luke is not 100% on board! They also talk about what life would be like with quads and they manage to find some positive polly's during a very difficult week. *Apologies that the podcast is shorter than usual this week but childcare wasn't available so you get to hear the beautiful sounds of Ari and Bear...
Ep 50. All Inclusive 02.05.2024 33:15
The trio are back but one is on an all inclusive holiday! Alana and Lisa discuss the experience of watching Luke at Soho Theatre, as well as watching Luke they like to watch the room's reactions! Luke has had a busy week with a new car and stay and play at Nursery. All of this plus a twin story about quaternary marriages and a podcast recommendation. Homework for next week is to take the enneagram...
Ep 49. Not Copen 25.04.2024 26:47
Alana is in Copenhagen and having Wi-Fi issues. Lisa tells of their Cornwall trip and Luke is getting nervous for his Soho Theatre run. There’s also been a bread disaster and there’s a story about matching twin names. To get in touch email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 48. A for Aye 11.04.2024 36:56
This week Lisa has been hallucinating, Alana is worrying about strawberry sweets and Luke has been snubbed at the Arsenal match. Plus, there’s been another pool mishap, the girls plan for their Cornwall trip and Magic E. Email us shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follow us on socials @lukekempner @themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 47. Fangs but no fangs 04.04.2024 37:20
This week Lisa has been to see Luke in Les Mis. The gang all went to see Bluey at Kew Gardens for Easter…. and might never leave the house on Easter weekend ever again! To get in touch with the show email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 46. Eckin and Feckin 28.03.2024 24:33
This week on the podcast the trio talk about what makes a weekend - is it domestics chores, is it a roast down the pub or can it be both? Luke talks about his latest foray in hair braiding and he also tells a story about lovely Fi Macfarlane! Massive apologies that the podcast is shorter than usual but we had a technical problem halfway through! Get in touch with the podcast - shitimarriedatwin@gm...
Ep 45. Bob's Cabs 21.03.2024 32:26
This week Luke, Alana and Lisa have been at a friends wedding and they spill all the tea. They discuss the highs and lows of child free weddings, Lisa's poem and what it's like to be twins that are looking different. This plus Luke has a gadget to present to the girls and they all share their Positive Polly's. To get in touch with the show email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Ep 44. Bully Laugh 14.03.2024 32:09
There's lots to discuss on this week's podcast. There's a Mother's day update, what did Alana make of her gifts? They discuss World Book day chat - is a Gruffalo onesie am acceptable costume? Luke had a new job this week and couldn't help but tell them about his part on Les Mis, natch. All of this plus a gadget update and some Positive Pollys! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
Ep 43. Mother’s Week 07.03.2024 37:56
This week Luke has had more car woes and the girls are planning a trip with the babies. There’s also gadget chat, a riveting story about flags and some positive Pollys. Let us know the general knowledge questions we should put to Lisa and Alana. Email the podcast at shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follow us: @themactiwns @lukekempner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 42. Duke in Distress 29.02.2024 33:46
Luke’s car has broken down this week and he needed to be towed. As you can imagine, he stayed very calm… There’s also chat about brawling twins, a sporting switcheroo and Ringo Starr. Would you fess up to a partner if you broke something? Email us shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follow us on socials @lukekempner @themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 41. You ode hun? 22.02.2024 35:49
On this week's podcast the twins and Luke get cultural and perform poetry! Well it's almost poetry... The trio discuss life for siblings that are in the spotlight and if there is always a clear front person in a duo. They also chat about a new gadget in a temporarily named feature - Gadgie gadgie gadgie. All of this plus a Stewart Little update and some Positive Pollys. Send us your Polly's, your...
Ep 40. Mufti Day 15.02.2024 40:06
On this week's podcast the team start with a discussion on Usher's Super Bowl performance, he's 45!! Luke is staying at Lisa's which is all explained but there are many bones of contention... Why is there only Caramel coffee? Why are there blinds in the spare room? And who lives in a house with no butter?? We also get an update on Alana's solo trip to Milano and Luke shares his baking success. All...
Ep 39. Bum Touch Fun 08.02.2024 39:58
On this week's podcast there is a lot up for discussion... Do you fall asleep cuddling your partner? How can Luke deal with football beef at work? What can Alana do to get herself through a solo work trip in Milan? Is it okay to feed the mouse Dishoom? All of this plus the listeners get a live update on if Lisa got in to a private members club, for kids! Email the podcast at shitimarriedatwin@gmai...
Ep 38. Holidays with a 2 year old and a Whisky Mist Chaser 01.02.2024 37:04
Luke and Alana are back from their holiday and they reunite with Lisa to tell all! Did Alana wear the vespa co-ord? Did the snack box get through security and above did they have a stress free holiday? Lisa fills them in about life back at work after the arrival of baby Bear and the trio find some Positive Polly's even with a lack of sleep. There's a good news twin story all the way from Cayman wh...
Wish you were here... a postcard from Luke and Alana 18.01.2024 4:46
In lieu of a podcast this week Alana and Luke send a brief message from their holiday. BUT where is positive Polly? The Podcast will return on Thursday 1st February Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 37. Lays on a Sunlounger 11.01.2024 37:02
On this week's podcast the trio discuss holidays! Alana and Luke have been asking your tips for traveling with a toddler plus how does it feel to go on hols without your twin? Luke has thoughts on Alana's holiday wardrobe and has even bought her outfit (more to come!). All of this plus there's Twin news and Alana and Lisa share how they got their names. Send us your Positive Polly's shitimarriedat...
Ep. 36 The Hairy Bickerers 04.01.2024 39:43
Find out how Luke got on cooking Christmas dinner for 13 guests. Was there Wi-Fi at Lisa’s house? Why’s Alana annoyed by festive socks? And should wet towels be left on the bed? Email us at shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 35. A Biscuit Tin and Lens Wipes 21.12.2023 28:45
It’s the last podcast of the year! Luke’s been ill, Lisa’s moved house and Alana is taking Ari to meet Father Christmas. They discuss Christmas rows and who’s going to be sous chef. Send your Christmas dramas to shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Thanks so much for listening to the podcast this year. See you in 2024! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 34. The Milky Boob Kid 14.12.2023 36:28
This week Luke has a meltdown over the prospect of no Wi-Fi over Christmas. They also chat about matching Christmas pyjamas, an amazing twin pregnancy and The Guinness Book of World Records. Do you buy your siblings presents at Christmas? Email the show shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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