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🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into Jesse Solomon's shady lady dealings is the second, third, and fourth dive we do on him in this two and a half hour rip fest of an episode.#SummerHouse #Bravo #PaigeDeSorbo #LexiWood #RecapAndChill #CraigConover #AndyCohen #WWHLS9 E11

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into this week's analysis of The Valley is the lengths Janet will go to to move across country from Ohio to meet the cast of her favorite Bravo Show. What a psycho!#TheValley #Bravo #JesseLally #KristenDoute #JaxTaylor #BrittanyCartwright #RecapAndChillS2 E2

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into the season 2 premiere of The Valley are the buttons on Jesse's shirts. I hate myself for loving you, Jesse Lally #TheValley #Bravo #JesseLally #KristenDoute #JaxTaylor #BrittanyCartwright #RecapAndChill S2 E1

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into this week's episode of Summer House is the lengths we'll go to pitch our new spinoff series, Summer In The City, where we follow these adorable horrible girls around Manhattan even if it means letting Kyle make occasional cameos.#SummerHouse #Bravo #PaigeDeSorbo #RecapAndChill #CraigConover S9 E10

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ **So sorry this was late! We had a family emergency and Natalie was out all week and she's the only one with the Spotify login :D Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into this week's episode of Summer House is the breakup timeline Paige could've been plotting out for weeks, months, YEARS EVEN! Ok maybe not years but MY GOD, it's starti...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of part 2 of Southern Charm's season 10 reunion is the love we feel in our cold dead hearts for our fellow ShowHo's ♥️ Thank God for Summer House, but what else is everyone watching? XOXO#SouthernCharmReunion #CraigConover #BravoTV #RecapAndChill #PaigeDeSorboS10 E17REUNION 2

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into this week's episode of Summer House is the lengths Jesse Solomon will go to boink the new girl. Why does Bravo cast the worst looking men on the show with the hottest girls wearing the least amount of clothes? This cast is making the men of Southern Charm look like GQ models.#SummerHouse #Bravo #PaigeDeSorbo...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than part 1 of the season 10 reunion of Southern Charm is the effort Venita and JT put into trying to convince everyone they were ever in a relationship. Knock it off already, you embarrass us all!#SouthernCharmReunion #CraigConover #BravoTV #RecapAndChill #PaigeDeSorboS10 E16REUNION

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into this week's episode of Summer House is the mouth of that poor woman who found herself on the wrong end of Jesse. My gag reflexes are activated just typing this 🤢#SummerHouse #Bravo #PaigeDeSorbo #RecapAndChill #CraigConover S9 E7

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dives into shows with no depth are our cannonballs into colorful cans of weird teas and sprtizy spritzers. Tonight we taste test Loverboy hard teas and Spritz Society as we go through some of our favorite Bravo news from the week and await these companies to notice us and send us something for free. Several things actuall...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than the season 10 finale of Southern Charm is the cold dead heart of the person who made this ferociously insensitive thumbnail. #SouthernCharm #CraigConover #BravoTV #RecapAndChill #PaigeDeSorboS10 E15 FINALE

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Summer House is the tarp cosplaying as the water Craig and Paiger's blow up raft is fake floating on. Unrelated...Dear Carl, you might be gay, in case anyone hadn't told you.#SummerHouse #Bravo #PaigeDeSorbo #RecapAndChill #CraigConover S9 E6

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Welcome back to Showmance, where we revisit the time Venita lied and said she almost drowned in the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Southern Charm -- Salley's pool.  Can someone get her gone already?  Her and that other troll of equal height.  Please and thanks! #SouthernCharm #CraigConover #BravoTV #RecapAndChill #PaigeDeSorbo S10 E14 TAYLOR PLAYED HERSELF CLIP: ...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into the shifting dynamics between Craig and Paige is Jesse's horn dog mode of operation, West's effortless prison break, Amanda's fair weather fanbase, Danielle's frenemy tendencies, Lindsay's villain work ethic and... oh Jesus, every single thing that's ever happened on this show today, yesterday and everyday since...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is the sisterhood between gal pals Craig and Austen. #SouthernCharm #CraigConover #BravoTV #RecapAndChill #CharlestonS10 E13

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into why Kyle sucks so bad is Amanda's capacity for dealing with this dumb dumb. #SummerHouse #Bravo #PaigeDeSorbo #RecapAndChill #CraigConover #RageTextS9 E4

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of Venita's true intentions with a taken man is the receding hairline coming to JT's melon any second now. Enjoy this week's bonus episode where we give a quick brush over Jax's addiction news (which was news to no one), Tom Sandoval's reaction (which no one needed) Taylor's ploy to move over to Southern Hospital...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is the lengths JT will go to not apologize. Or maybe the well Venita has thrown her dignity down. This week, Shep's faux-lationship with Sienna continues to unravel at the seams while he desperately tries to salvage the fabric. If only Craig had brought his sewing mac...

Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Summer House is Kyle's thinning rolodex of people who actually want to hear from him. What a friggin loser. #SummerHouse #Bravo #CraigConover #PaigeDeSorbo #RecapAndChillS9 E3

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into these nutters is the bottomless BS from d-bag Dave. Girl, drop him off at his sister's and burn rubber, baby. Join us for the ultimate ‘blind’ date, where the only thing more blind than the love is the foresight.#LoveIsBlind #NetflixReality #RealityTV #DaveandLaurenS8 E7-9

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, the deepest analysis you’ll find on how the world's most diplomatic bachelor sent the tiniest villain ever packing. Adios Carolina. WEEK 5#TheBachelor #GrantEllis #RealityTV #BachelorNation #TVRecap #Carolina

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is Natalie's rabbit hole theory on Shep selling us all a bill of goods in order to reinvent himself and hypnotize all of us into forgetting about his countless weirdo tantrums -- like losing an egg toss, losing to Craig at a dating auction, losing his only serious gir...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Summer House is West's vocabulary. What a friggin loser. When can we roast West? Wouldn't everyone feel better if they could just say to his face that his mustache is as dumb as his Miami bleek wardrobe? Did you know that Jesse Solomon sings? He's not horrible actually. Couple few...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, the deepest analysis you’ll find of the franchise’s most shallow bachelor. Grant, the self-proclaimed emotionally available man, is out here searching for “the love of his life” and “the mother of his children,” but with all the charisma of a man ordering at a fast food drive-thru. He repeats his wishes like a broken record: “I want a wife,” and “fun,” and…...

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into these nutters is the landfill holding the world's largest trauma dump accrued from the first six episodes of this show. "Love Is Blind" is back and the quest for romance is as visually impaired as ever. Mason fumbles through the love game like a blindfolded child in a piñata party, desperately swin...