Shootin' the Sh!t with Tracy & Martina

All the way from the Trailer Park Boys, we got Ricky drinking with us!!! can't even belive it .  we talk about butt plugs, backyard weddings, dementia, beating off dead horses, and more!    www.tracyandmartina.com  for everything Tracy & Martina   www.swearnet.com for the FULL VIDEO VERSION of the PODCAST

Hi its Tracy hun , i just wanted to hop on here cause ii have to laugh eh . Karma don't spare noone ! not even you Bert !!!! Did yous hear what happened to her? looks good on ya , Anyway karmas probably gonna get martina for what she's doin to her mother , #rotten #sad .  VISIT: www.tracyandmartina.com for info, tour dates, merch, and more!! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of thi...

This episode we talk about who's back from the dead , why martina was hiding in a deep freeze , and tracy's prom(?) .. i still thnk that's fucked but whatever LMAO sorry not sorry . Oh and Bert loooooooses her mind !!  GO TO: www.tracyandmartina.com for INFO, TOUR DATES, and MERCH!! DON'T FORGET: the full video version is exclusively available on www.swernet.com  

is anyone else obsessed with there own funeral ??! I just want everything to be perfect ,,. Capers are right obsessed with death we can't help it . We also chat about Tracy's new Goliath tarantula

In this episode I share with yas my grad party planning biz,, Martina's blowout with Brandi-Lynn and some nut job who thinks they can save the Island! Make sure to check out the video version of this here podcast on www. Swearnet.com  

Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the fuckin windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter!  Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera met a nice man and Bert told ma shes usin her "l...

We woke up this morning to find out that someone in town won the million, so we're trying to find out who! I swear to god theres been that many winning lottery tickets sold in New Waterford its insaaaaane! Tracy went on a date at Westmount Hot Suppers, I got a voicemail from my sister Bev, and so much more! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on  www.swear...

Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd  DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com CHECK OUT: www.tracyandmartina.com for events, appearances, and news ! 

Who the fuck reported our exotic spa ? we get to the bottom of it . oh and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose ? maybe .  Bert's doin a Ted Talk in Halifax ,    DONT FORGET: you can watch the video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com !    Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for everything US!

Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins . We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates , and everything in between . && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!1

Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead . Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies , everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out !    DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com

Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh ,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south . guess who shows up , guess who got arrested , and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya.  DONT FORGET: you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com    

On today's episode we're getting ready for the trip of a life time.... PUNTA CANA !! after all this waiting we're finally 24 hours away from flying to the Dominican for the first time ,, I just hope Tracy gets her passport in time !  Its craaaaazy to think about how sleeping with a married man turned into such a awesome opportunity for us ..    DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of...

Game recognizes game . and in this episode were joined by one of the coolest people to come out of cape breton ,, Goldie Boutilier . She's a fuckin legend . no legit, look her up on instagram @yunggoldilox . I can't believe we grew up in the same place.   anyway as perrrrr usual, WATCH this podcast at www.swearnet.com For everything Tracy & Martina related, go to www.tracyandmartina.com and don't...

We're dead if she finds out about this ,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta (Bert) wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod , I can't even keep it together omfg LOL . We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot , and my dream about buffalo bill ,, and so much more .  DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast EXCLUSIVELY on www.swearnet.c...

hard to believe its 2024 eh .. wow , I'm hungover writin this right now and don't even want to think about all the shit that went on because it gives me pains in my stomach so just take my word for it and listen . thx xo    DONT FORGET: the video version of this podcast is exclusively available on www.swearnet.com !

Anyone else feelin bloated and gross? just hungover and full of ground beef eh .. brutal . anyway Merry Xmas we made it through the shitshow and now it's time to kick back and listen to all our typical quiet family xmas stories ... LMAO ya right . .. toxic   DONT FORGET: the video version of this here podcast is exclusively available on www.swearnet.com !

Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh , srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight , and I get banned from the Bonnie  cause of my toxic daughter . .. all this n more on this weeks episode :P   DONT FORGET: the only place to watch the video version of this podcast is www.swearnet.com ! 

Roxanne gets a death threat , .Poppy gets drugged. Martina does drugs. . and Colleen gets shot :/  lots happenin this week ! oh and apparently the earth is flat so thats good    DON'T FORGET! you can watch the full video version exclusively on www.swearnet.com EVERY TUESDAY!!   shoutout to Goldie and Linny ,, love yassss 

BrandiLynn started having parties eh.. bunch of kids partying down martina's basement and Martina starts flirtin with a 22 year old Nolan Fitzy . ,, and i (tracy ) get in a bus accident , saved a bunch of ppl  DON'T FORGET ! you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com

Martina here ! This weeks episode Tracy's mother Roxy's girlfriend Bert opens up a backyard crossfit gym and gives everyone tetnus ,, I'm hard on my fitness journey and tell yas all about Brittlyn . AND we fill yous in on Claxton ! my nephew . he's 3 years old , addicted to nicotine , and just got his septum pierced !    DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclus...

might get canceleld for this one but Tracy lets the cat out of the bag about THE CHALLENGE . oh and I got a new personal trainer named Britlyn ,, Tracy fought 4 cops , and WE BOOKED OUR TRIP TO PUNTAAA CAANNNAAA .. pumped .    DONT FORGET : you can watch the full video version of this here podcast on: Podcast Episode 8 on SwearNet

New Waterford's biggest TikTok star @DougieSnakes comes to shoot the shit with us,, he's fuckin hilarious, he's badness, and he's pure Cape Breton icon ! We talk about nicknames , and all the different ways you can scam businesses... cause he knows all about SAVIN MONEY AND SAVIN TIME DON'T FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com PS shoutou...

Martina here,, Am I ever proud of Tracy eh opening up her air b&b ! she'll be raking in the cash if those american tourists don't mind scoopin cat shit and all that . Meanwhile, I fount a way to get even with Minnow . Not to mention, we read what yous are flippin about and wondering about and so much more ,, all on this weeks episode of Shootin the Sh!t~ DON'T FORGET: you can watch the full video...

Well fuck, it's been an eventful week to say the least. We chat about Martina sprawled out naked like Samantha from Sex and the City, Me (Tracy) figuring out who my father is, what happened with the whale, and we even make Dave Sampson hate us,,,,,, (sorry hun. Dave if ur reading this I'm so fucking sorry ! please don't ban me from your shows LMAO )   DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video vers...