Shemone & Amber

Sho0tin The Sh**

Comedy EN ↓ 74 episodes

This is two melenated queens who sit down and just talk about random things in the world from Politics, Fashion, Religion, Music, News, etc. We want to give the vibe of just sitting with your homegirl and just shoot the sh**

Author

Shemone & Amber

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

May 17, 2026

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Episodes

Fast Food and Breadsticks 29.09.2024

Send us Fan Mail Hey y'all heeeeeeey!! It's another episode of ridiculousness and facts. Is the American government psychologically SA'ing the uneducated minds of its citizens? Why were there so many bottles of baby oil? Who has the better breadsticks? These questions and so much more are discussed. Please tune in and buckle up because it's one hell of a ride. XOXO Two Bad Bitc...

Ohh My Kosh!! 14.09.2024

Send us Fan Mail Howdy, all you wacky guys and gals, I hope you all have been well. As per usual this episode is unique. We cover the Presidential debate, Diddy's lawsuit, James Earl Jones passing and so much more. We're hoping to become more accessible to you all in the near future, so stay tuned. XOXO Two Bad Black B*tches. 

This Episode is Brought to You by Vicodin 21.08.2024

Send us Fan Mail Hey Babes!! We're back with another banger, mainly because Moi is Trippin. That's right, the title is NOT cap, Moi took a (prescribed) Vicodin before this episode and it might have changed her life.  We hope you enjoy the unintentionally drug-induced ride. As always, y'all are much appreciated. XOXO, Two Badies. Winky kiss face. 

Vampire's Are Musty 04.08.2024

Send us Fan Mail Hey y'all Heeeeyyyyy!! Welcome back to another episode of Sho0tin The Sh**. This episode is brought to you by the deeply disturbing depth of our minds. We'd apologize but you're choosing to listen so really anything you hear is your fault. Winky face tongue sticking out emoji Megan Thee Stallion Ehhh. Hope you enjoy!! XOXO ~ Two Beautiful Bad Black B*tches ~ 

Call of Duty on The Magic School Bus 13.07.2024

Send us Fan Mail Hey y'all Heeeeeeyy!! Hope you enjoy this doozy of an episode. We venture from current politics to what Moi imagines her white blood cells do when fighting imposters. It's a Wild Ride so buckle up. Especially if you're listening while driving, cause click-it or ticket. XOXO, Two Bad B*tches.   

Blessed be to Burr 19.06.2024

Send us Fan Mail Hey y'all Haaaaaay!! First, Happy Juneteenth. We're back with another non-sensical mind fuck of an episode.  Topics ranging from side hustles to sexual healing with a dash of Lock Diddy The Fu*k Up and a side of historical facts. Also get your Bleach Blonde Badly Built Butch Body shirt wherevere they may be sold. That's all for now.  XOXO

Scatman Likes To Go Outside 16.05.2024

Send us Fan Mail Hello loves. We're back with another episode of awesomeness. Of course we touch base on Drake and his possible dogging ways. Amber is called out by a fan for incorrectly referencing the scatman, My Bad!! There's a little history lesson for. Plus some new possible sexual activities to try at home. Hope y'all enjoy. XOXO 

We're Cheesin Fam R.I.P Drake 06.05.2024

Send us Fan Mail Were back from vacation, we are still not video ready but will be. FYI Moi is zooted. 

Season Finale...Probably...Maybe...Hopefully...90% sure-ish 11.02.2024

Send us Fan Mail Hey lovies, we're baaaaaaack, unfortunately, it's just audio. We're so close to coming to you via YouTube. Until then enjoy us rambling about love, war, food, crime, and betrayal.  XOXO

Can't Stop Won't Stop 14.01.2024

Send us Fan Mail Hey ya'll Heeeey!! In this episode, Moi is baked and Bur is hungry, therefore our brains are not working. Oopsie, hehe. We're now on IG, please follow us at sho0tin_the_shhhh. We're hoping to come to you via YouTube next time. In the meantime and in between time hope you enjoy. XOXO 

Twas the night befo' 23.12.2023

Send us Fan Mail Hey y'all heyyyyyy!!!! First Amber apologizes for sounding like Fran Drescher. Tis the season for near death. We talked about holiday traditions.  Moi discussed the depth of her trolling.  We want to know what happened to that house in Virginia. And apparently petty minds stick together. Happy Holidays everyone!! XOXO 

It' A Life or D*ck Situation 03.12.2023

Send us Fan Mail Hey y'all heeeeeey!! In this episode we talk about how Eminem is the shit, Diddy ain't shit, Sexy bubble gum Red looks like shit, and Tay Tay is on some shit. We have Therapy time with Amber, cause the childhood trauma is real.  Moi realized we've been getting mail longer than we've been free. Fairies are evil and a live Ferngully is COMING!! Hope you enjoy. XO...

You Dirty Sl** 14.10.2023

Send us Fan Mail Hey ya'll heeeeeey!!!! First we want to shout out Hell Kat at No Jumper for being black and excellent. You're much appreciated, keep doing you bro. We're proud of you!! This episode is filled with so many questions, like do people wash their toilet seats? Who would win in an air hockey match, Burr or Moi? What would this world be like without religion? What is Burr...

Words Are Hard 03.09.2023

Send us Fan Mail Hey ya'll!! We hope everyone is doing goodt. Moi still don't know what date it is. Amber keeps hearing noises, turns out there's a ghost up in this bi*ch. Kids these days will never know...Also, let it be known that whatever happens in the middle of the night stays in the middle of the night, Period. Anyway, we promise one day we will be on camera, but we got to get...

We the People Plead the Fif 19.08.2023

Send us Fan Mail In this episode we cover the new national holiday know as Cinco De Augusto or Day of the Chair. There's a sprinkle of sex and a dash of manosphere. Moi introduced us to PDF Files...It's not what you think. 1st world problems vs a 9 month old being arrested for attempted murder. Also, in this weeks segment of 'Kids Dropping Mind Blowing Usless Knowledge', we lea...

Queen La Quiefa 06.08.2023

Send us Fan Mail In this episode we discuss the difference between Queef and Quief. Do you know vagina's can breathe? Neither did Amber. We are missing 300 years in time. Speaking of time, this timeline sucks and Yes Richard Simmons wore a headband. Cheese curds are the devil. And for the love of Gawd do not Google blue waffle STD and hit images!!!! 

In The Game Of Life My Coach is Christ 30.07.2023

Send us Fan Mail During this episode UAP and theological theories are discussed. Amber might of had a premonition and is out here saving lives. Come to find out, words matter. Weird. Of course we ate some foods, talked about sex, and threw out some historical fact for ya. Amber discovers Venmo pay discriptions are public and Moi discovers a word. Like always we are going to try to be more consista...

F**k Them Kids 18.06.2023

Send us Fan Mail Hey ya'll heeeeeey!! This episode is a hot mess, but we all know that's nothing new. Of course we have to get our Trump digs in. I mean we all know dude aint shit. But, you know who else aint shit? Them KIDS!! Moi reacts to calamari and we talk about how America minds her business. Sike!! Amber is shookith by the thought of bisexual studs and Moi asking who Michael Scott...

The Children Are Our Future 08.05.2023

Send us Fan Mail In this episode we discuss lots. From Celopatra to aliens. We touch on supply and demand theories, discuss the correlation between the Death Star and the moon. Apparently, Bridgerton and Queen Charlotte is the shit. There's a dose of American history and a Disney princess face off. You're welcome. Also, POV is not always your friend. Oh and ugly bit*ches f*ck great!! 

This is Ladies Night and the Feeling's Right 02.04.2023

Send us Fan Mail **WARNING** This episode was brought to you by some high ass b*tches. No cap, little to no topics of subsidence were discussed. We did however, have a guest appear this episode...Thanks Salina!! You've been warned, sorry not sorry.  shoutout to Savannah all the way in Texas 😃 

Jagerbombing 12.03.2023

Send us Fan Mail Hey y'all it us again. In this episode, Moi give coochie checking tips. Amber educates Moi on Panda eyes. Whiskey make Moi dance. We progressively get drunk as this episode goes on. Sorry not sorry. Amber low-key loves Asian men, well, all men really. Not going to lie we talk about sex a lot in this and we really don't why but, it is what it is. You're welcome. Also...

Hello From Us!! 26.02.2023

Send us Fan Mail Hey y'all, hope you've been well. We had an unexpected, but welcomed guest with us today. Happy Black History Month. Apparently Amber is a reverse racist? Jennifer vs Beyoncé, who sings life better? Amber gets scienticifal. Answers to life will be revealed...you're welcome.  Come to find out, liquor is an enhancer and Fuck Akon!! 

Moi's Bulliology, Amburlesque, CIA or NSA? 15.01.2023

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Amber talks about issues with police brutality that her family is currently dealing with. Amber's son is on a journey of self discovery. Moi tells Amber's business. Moi discovers fisting and doesn't understand. Amber's has questions that need to be answered and so on... With Love 😉 

Heinz57, not just ketchup, Honestly were Clapped 12.12.2022

Send us Fan Mail In the episode Amber goes over some current events and accidentally comes across a new sex move. You're welcome. Come to find out, Moi is highly qualified for multiple positions. Amber is dehydrated and keeps cramping. Moi isn't your stereotypical black person, but Amber is. JLo, girl, BYE!! Amber and Moi presents a new night time drama called Passionfruit of our Lives....

Because I Got High 06.11.2022

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, Moi went under cover and got Amber drunk-ish and high-ish. Amber gets attacked by a spider, but Moi was a good friend and saved the day...kinda. Amber FINALLY brought Moi some bake goods. RIP TakeOff and Aaron Carter. Moi explains the difference between a dyke and Stud.  Amber gets the munchies and is hungry the entire episode. 

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