Shitty Mashups

This one goes out to those special ladies who rock out at the bar on a Tuesday night to White Snake. This one's for moms! The long awaited sequel to our Dadrock episode, at last the duology is complete. So put on your red shoes and get ready to dance the blues.

This week the boys have to make a mashup that uses the theme song from their favorite TV show. Remember TV shows? Back before the surface signal interference was so bad that they became in-transmissible? Seems like thousands of years ago, because it was. Speaking of signal interference we got a [REDACTED BY THE OFFICE OF THE MRI]

What can we say? Opposites attract. Alright I'll admit, that phrase is accurate for magnets and music and like, nothing else. Luckily this is a music podcast so we're in the clear. This week the boys have to combine "extreme" music with "normie" music. Can it be done? Apparently because this episode got released. Should it have been done? Remains to be seen.

It was just a matter of time. You've been able to cut the sexual tension in the center of the earth with a knife for the past 19 episodes. But now it's finally time for us to lay our cards on the table, and make a sexy mashup.

¡Hola! En este epesodio, usamos música extranjera! ¿Quién ganará? Sólo el algoritmo sabe. Fuck around and find out!

Bash the fash, baby! That's right, we're going fully political. On top of that we got Krog helping with the editing now. He's smart as hell but editing is a skill that takes practice. Help us raise dissent against [REDACTED BY THE OFFICE OF THE MUSIC RESEARCH FACILITY]

It's everyone's favorite time of the year! The Mashy awards! Take a trip down memory lane with the boys in the center of the earth and see what mashups over the last year will receive special recognition. And don't worry, you'll still be getting another new episode on Friday as usual.

Welp, we messed up. Ryan is in the Isolation Cube sweating out a particularly bad case of Moon Madness. Does that mean we stop? Absolutely not. Science waits for no one. The challenge this week is to use a purely instrumental song as a backing track. Who will come out on top and who will get shot into the vacuum of space in the center of the earth? Tune-in to this top secret broadcast to find out!

Cartoon themes are almost always bangers. They bring to mind memories of hearing your favorite show coming on and running across the house to watch. Cracking open a Caprisun and an ice cold Otter Pop. Eating a raw Pop-Tart and getting taken to a new world of new experiences. Do Millennials spend too time trying to relive the glory days of the 90s? Yeah probably. So why in the world wouldn't we try...

This one goes out to the hardest working people we know: our moms! Kick your feet up and ease into the weekend with some tracks hand picked by some very special ladies.

Is there any genre of music more polarizing? Kids love it, Parents hate it. Except the one's that obsess over a certain children's media company that happens to own like 90% of film studios. All hail the mouseopoly! If any episode is gonna get us sued it's definitely this one. Enjoy it before it gets DMCAAed!

Cutting a song's BPM in half might not sound like much. Okay maybe it does. But you know why? Because it's a LOT. Who will take home the gold this week? Tune in to find out!

We all knew this was coming. It's real gamer hours here at the center of the earth. We have our various controllers and... other videogame paraphernalia. High Scores? You better believe it. Get those big numbers. Big jumps, big shoots, big Mario. You know how when he eats the mushroom and gets big? I love that.

The boys at the Center of the Earth are well practiced with messing with other people's music... but what about their own? This week each challenger must sing the vocal track for one of the songs used. Does Ian, a professional musician have the edge? Or is Ryan just the GOAT? Tune in to find out.

What are your favorite dad-rock songs? Are you a Kiss fan? Stones? Maybe you're like my dad and don't listen to music at all because your heart isn't capable of forming emotions. Either way the boys in the center of the earth have brought some bangers. Though one of the tracks might be considered... mom-rock??? Who can say for certain. Argue about it on our twitter @shitty_mashups

Nothing like cracking open a cold one with the boys in the Center of the Earth. Grab a nice crispy brewsky and let us lead you down memory lane, by creating maships with songs that we liked a lot in highschool, but don't really like so much anymore. Also, one of use will get shot into the Earth's core. Enjoy!

This weeks challenge involved going out to our respective cars (that's what we call our laser-drill vehicles), switching on the ol' radio and letting god decide our fate. Neither of the challengers had used their radios in a good long while so the results are pretty great. Who is cursed to die in the vacuum of space in the center of the earth, and who is cursed to live? The only way to find out is...

It's a brand new year! At least it is for you. But I don't need to keep going into how time is different for us down here. The challenge this week is that we have to use a song from our first favorite album. Which of the challengers liked poser music at the beginning of their musical journey? Neither because poser music doesn't exist, and calling something a guilty pleasure only shows how insecure...

If there's anything decades of Christmas songs have taught us, it's that Christmas is a time of year. Is that really true? No one can say for sure. Least of all the three of us in the center of the earth, where we experience something called all-time. But nevertheless, the time stream we've decided to drop these broadcasts into is experiencing a holiday. We thought we'd follow suit. Leave out a gl...

What's your favorite jingle? Wow that's mine too! Anyway let's see what those losers in the center of the earth came up with.

What was the Billboard #1 song in the month you were born? You don't know? Well Ian and Ryan know because they had to use that song in this week's challenge. This episode featuring the incredible career of an amazing pop artist.

The smashers™ are back! Each contestant is forced against their will to use a song off of a random album that they physically own. Who gets to step through the airlock this week? Tune in to find out!

Episode 1 of the music crimes podcast. The challenge, one of the songs used has to be from your favorite album. Who wins? Only the Challenge Master knows for certain.