Shitty Mashups

Ian is purple, Ryan is red. Who will win? Who can really say? Would purple exist without red? No. Would red exist without purple? Yes. Because you don’t need blue for red. At least with the classic color wheel who knows how CMYK works. Maybe that one requires purple. We just don’t have enough data.

We, three white men with a podcast have finally decided to give the ladies their due. You’re welcome.

Alright it's not a challenge about neo-classical music it's just normal classical music, I just made the title that because this is the second time we've done this one. So hop on in and listen to two hip NEW classical music mashups. Mozart loved it so much he actually came back to life and did the stanky leg.

Mashup's back ALRIGHT.This weeks you can call Shitty Mashups a sponge because thay are IN SINK. These three BOYS have turned II MEN. So don't say BYE BYE BYE. Instead come with us and SLAM DUNK DA FUNK because we would WANT IT THAT WAY. Please kill me

It's possibly not as cringey as it sounds. Like it or not, TikTok is what's guiding popular music right now. This week the boys pick a few sounds and try and make a mashup. You know what we do by now. Additionally, our HAM radio is fixed so this is the first episode where we listen to a transmission from Earth! Weird but true.

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There's actually no mashups this episode so if you are only here for the music go ahead and skip, but if you wanna hear the results of having all three of our original flesh bodies occupying the same general area for the first time in several years, then go ahead and boot it up. We'll have a real episode for you next week but this one is fun I promise. A little peek behind the proverbial curtain.

That's right! This is the first-ever community requested mashup challenge! Thanks for the suggestion from like, a year ago listener ChuChu. Much appreciated. While one smasher is an avid anime fan, the other is only a casual fan. And the judge has seen maybe 2 anime. How will it turn out? Tune in next time on Dragonball Z to find out.

In the exciting sequel to Episode 2, the boys shake up their phones to get a random album from their discogs collection. But don't worry, while the challenge is recycled, the beats are fresh as hell. Could have sworn that the first time we were somewhere else but t̶̹̝̏h̶͍̫́̇a̴̹̪̝̍̂̾t̷͓͖̋̈́̚ͅ ̴̨̤͙̏̒c̵̟̾̅a̵̲̯̐͒n̶̰̳̯͆'̶̟̘͍͋͐͝t̵̟̘̅̔ ̷͍͉͕̋̎̇b̵͍̃̄͑ę̶̛̺̦͗̑ ̵̡͔̈́̐͝r̸̙̔͐͗ȋ̷̘̘̄g̸͉̟͒̿͝ĥ̷͈͙̙̄ț̴̙̈͝

Happy holidays! There aren't many holidays these boys actually celebrate, but at least 2/3 of them celebrate this one! Shane's a government employee and a good boy though so he can't. That government being the Music Research Institute. Ian and Ryan are just contractors so they can blaze it all they want. Also, talk rock. It's like rock but the signer is a talker.

This week the boys do their best to make soul mashups, despite being completely unqualified to do so. Is the outcome good? That's for history to decide. But given the standard for podcasts run by three white dudes... the outlook isn't great.

First, I do like this Put a look on my face like I smelled some piss Bounce to the beat till it start to hurt Then I dust all the smirk off me shirt Dip to the ground as I catch the bass Then I wipe all the sweat off me face Hop back up then I start to slide Popping my collar as I glide Then I break the thang down and do The Bird Dust myself off like I just stole third Come on everybody now's the...

Get a nice big cup of some sort of hot beverage, snuggle up under the covers, and get ready to have your ears tenderly kissed and whispered into by the boys. Only cozy vibes allowed here. If you have uncozy vibes I DON'T WANT IT.

Inopportune timing? Perhaps. But keep in mind there's quite a information delay between the earth and the moon so how were we supposed to know? This week the boys make tracks based around the color Red. Long time listeners might remember the Blue challenge from... idk like 4 weeks ago. This is like that but it's like, you know, it's a different color. Red and blue are two different colors is what...

The boys only had 3600 seconds to complete this open category challenge. Did they make anything good? Well, one of them did! To listen be sure to do a short backwards bunny hop in this corner on frame 8 which will instaflag the ending credits for this any% speedrun of podcasts.

That's bass, not bass. In a throwback to the forbidden episode [Z.E.R.0.], the boys set out to make some banana bass bangers. But who's banana was a banger and who's was a bungle? That's up to Shane to decide.

We've all been there. You're listening to an album, absolutely vibing, and then a skit track comes on. Or an instrumental interlude. And it doesn't even really fit thematically with the rest of the album. Feels like padding. Or maybe it's a perfectly good song, but a completely different mood from the rest of the album. What do you do? You hit skip. We've all done it, it's okay.

For the first time in history, Ryan and Ian have been mandated to use the same backing track for their mashup. I know some of you idiots out there are saying "backing track mandates are unconstitutional" but you're wrong. According to the Moon constitution, Shane can make us do whatever we want. We all signed it. That's just how we do it up here.

One of the core truths about making music is that typically you wanna hear what you're doing. But we didn't get to do that this week. Both tracks were made on mute. The results might surprise you though. Just like Beethoven, we don't need to listen to what we're doing to make masterpieces.

Every once in a while you find yourself grooving along to a song. Tapping your toe, snapping your fingers, and then it happens. You get to the chorus, and it just blows. Like It's REAL bad and you aren't sure what happened or how you got here but you but as you scramble to pause it you get tangled up in your headphone cables because you can't afford airpods so you trip and the cable gets caught on...

Since the dawn of time humankind has operated on the assumption that if you're good at one thing, you must be good at all things. It's the reason nerds online listen to some of the absolute worst takes of all time, the reason lawyers and doctors think they're good at computers (none of them are) and the reason actors start musical careers. Are some of them good? Yeah sure, but their latent fame fr...

Blue. The default favorite color for people too afraid to embrace the raw sociopathic energy of red. This week the boys had to make mashups based around the color blue, with explicit rules to NOT use Blue by Eiffel 65. Were they able to do it? Who can say.

Snow on the ground, lights on the trees, presents wrapped and stockings on the chimney. Oh what's that? We're off by like 3 weeks? Well Ian set his house on fire so... you're just gonna have to forgive us this time.

This feels familiar but none of us can really put our fingers on why. We're all pretty sure that we've done videogame mashups in the past but we can't seem to find any proof. Anyway, this week the boys have to make some mashups based around videogames!

Can you believe we've already been doing this show for a full year? It's almost unbelievable. When we went back to count up the episodes though we noticed there's kind of an empty space that we are kind of fuzzy on. We're all pretty sure we released 4 Halloween season episodes, but we can't find them anywhere. But if we weren't here on the moon making mashups that month, what were we doing? That's...