Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

As the Sh*t Mailbag is re-opened and emails are read, one has to wonder: is there anything that Professors Limo and Greene don't know? We here at Sh*t, LLC think not, as it would appear that these two profound minds are omnipotent at best, and absolutely brilliant at worst. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy...

From the post-apocalyptic wasteland of myriad arguments, slights, grudges, and a shattered coffee table, the relationship between Nikki Limo and Steve Greene arose from the ashes like a phoenix to take its seat on a golden throne, high atop a mountain in the Swiss Alps. That, friends, is how astoundingly strong their marriage is. If you're thinking to yourself, "Well, gee. I'd like a relationship...

Everyone dreams of checking the numbers on your lottery ticket and one-by-one matching each of them until it slowly dawns on you that you are instantly, in that very moment, a multi-millionaire. But what most people don't think about are the myriad negative effects of winning the lottery. Those can be just as low as the win is high, and they're colloquially known as "Oofies" and "Oofie Doofies". B...

From an author writing juicy-ass stories to parents with their heads both in the clouds and up their own asses, to a home-cooked meal causing a diarrhea-based familial argument, this amazing AITA episode will amuse, entertain and illuminate. Enjoy! Stop throwing your money away! Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way. Go to: https://www. RocketMoney.com/STDTY Follow th...

This week, our AUA is made up of only the juiciest, most succulent questions filled with sexy sexiness that is sure to increase the 'ol heart rate and get your blood flowing. So dim the lights, put on some smooth jazz, and let the dulcet tones of Ice Breaker and WOO Man slowly, but surely bring you to an auditory climax. Stop throwing your money away! Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your...

"Stream of Consciousness" is officially defined as: a person's thoughts and conscious reactions to events, perceived as a continuous flow. In an effort to embrace that very same flow, this week Nikki & Steve let their brains flow like fine wine and take the conversation to places neither could have ever imagined. (mostly to a place where Nikki makes a d*ck joke, but lots of other places as well) F...

If you don't think giants are real, perhaps you need to open your eyes. From ancient Sumeria to Egypt to modern-day Portugal, these behemoth humanoids have always lived amongst us. Join Professor Limo for a fascinating deep-dive into giants, cover-ups, and the mysterious lack of huge shoes. To check out the Universe Inside You YouTube Video about giants, go to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVmO...

Everyone's favorite new STDTY topic, "Am I the A**hole?" returns with a vengeance. From meat mistakes to shocking passive-aggression to the perils of being emasculated by a menu, this week's episode will leave you laughing, crying, and uttering the words "What the fu*k?" quietly to yourself in the darkness of your living room. Enjoy. Stop throwing your money away! Cancel unwanted subscriptions and...

While some may view new year's resolutions as a futile exercise utilized only by the feeble-minded proletariat, it's not the resolutions that are the problem; it's how we implement them. So this year, instead of giving up on your resolutions after one or two cheat-days, how about you chill just a tad, think about the process instead of the goal, and get back on that damn horse? It's a long year, p...

After the deafeningly loud positive feedback from our past "Am I the A**hole?" adventures, we have decided to bring it back once again for all you judgmental haters. We've chosen a few post-holiday-themed Reddit posts, as well as not one but TWO about kidnapping, shockingly enough. So sit back, forget about that new year's gym membership you haven't used yet, and let the audio bliss from this epis...

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Sh*theads! And what better way to ring in the new year than a brand-spanking-new Ask Us Anything! This week, the Ice Breaker & WOO Man tackle finances, family, and the never-ending search for happiness. So strap on those headphones and let's kick off the new year with some advice that's so very nice. Stop throwing your money away! Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your exp...

As we finish up our holiday break whilst tanning our buttocks under the warm Mexican sun, we wanted to revisit our favorite conspiracy theory episode of the past year. Who amongst us hasn't wondered if Elvis appeared as an extra in the airport scene of Home Alone? Did John Lennon impersonate an impersonator playing himself in a movie about John Lennon? Who the f**k knows? But that doesn't mean Pro...

As we take a little break for the holidays, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes of the past year. We've all heard those whispers on the wind. That little voice in the back of your head. The subconscious shove to push you towards a new, risky endeavor. While most of us press the mute button and resume our boring, trite lives of repetition and boredom, there are a few among us who embr...

What better way to celebrate the holidays than a fun, silly, and at times extraordinarily touching game of "Ask Each Other Anything"! From wardrobe mishaps to broken furniture to near-death experiences, this episode runs the gamut of the entire human experience. From everyone here at Sh*t Headquarters, we wish you and yours the hap-hap-happiest of holidays! Get your Lume Starter Pack with almost 4...

2022 was a lot of things. It was great and it was not-so-great. It was magical, but also maddeningly Machiavellian. Consider this episode our comprehensive reflection on the year that was. Get your Lume Starter Pack with almost 40% off for new customers at https://Lume.deals/NIKKI when you use code NIKKI at checkout! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. To match with a licensed therapist, visi...

Is there a better way to celebrate the start of the holiday season than to read a bunch of Reddit posts from the Am I the A**hole subreddit and judge the ever-loving-sh*t out of them? We don't think so. Hence, we present this week's epic episode of holiday-themed AITA subreddits. Enjoy. Get your Lume Starter Pack with almost 40% off for new customers at https://Lume.deals/NIKKI when you use code N...

This week on STDTY, we bring you several devious stories filled with half-truths, double-dealing, and subterfuge! If you take only one lesson away from this episode, it's: Stop. The. Damn. Lies. Cancel unnecessary subscriptions with Rocket Money today! Go to https://www. RocketMoney.com/STDTY Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta:...

This week we chose one of the most upvoted relationship questions on Reddit and dove so deep on this thing that it took almost the entire episode to cover it. This week's episode is like a Master Class course on relationships, but you get it for free. Boom. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. To match with a licensed therapist, visit https://BetterHelp.com/STEVE today to get 10% off your firs...

If you've been asking yourself, "Why aren't there any conspiracy theories involving holes?", have we got a hole-centric episode for you! This week, we reflect on the late 90s legend involving a massive, miles-deep hole in rural Washington state. If you haven't heard this story before, grab some popcorn and pop open a frosty beverage. You're in for a wild ride. This week's episode is sponsored by B...

Several of you beautiful people have been asking us if we like Las Vegas more than Los Angeles, so we figured why not do an entire episode about the pros and cons of the place we now call home? If you've ever considered a move from the city of angels to sin city, listen to this episode and your mind will be made up. And if you simply plan on visiting Las Vegas, consider this your official tourist...

If you've ever wondered about the two kind, patient souls who raised Nikki from a fetus into the enigmatic woman that stands before you today, then holy sh*t do we have a treat for you. Straight from the picturesque coast of California come Benjamin and Darcy Limosnero to give you all the insider info one could possibly need to truly understand how Nikki became the person she is. This episode is f...

It's been a minute since we tore open the 'ol Sh*t Mailbag, so we figured we'd drop some crazy knowledge on y'all this week. From big-ass life-changes to the return of the break-up button to some pretty sick advice on internet domain negotiations, we've got you covered for all your most important life and relationship decisions. We are sponsored by BetterHelp. When you want to be a better problem...

We all know the story. We all know the grizzly details. Time after time, a new movie, documentary, or television show is produced to re-tell the sad, horrific details of Jeffrey Dahmer and his victims. This week, we dive into the story of Jeffrey Dahmer, but afterwards we discuss the cultural obsession with true crime and why these tales of death and horror are so addictive, yet also educational....

When you hear the words "Quantum Physics," it's completely natural to close your eyes and immediately fall asleep. Or watch that Ant-Man movie. Or the 90s gem of a TV series Quantum Leap starring Scott Bakula. But we here at STDTY want to explore a friendlier, more accessible, more practical version of quantum physics that you can actually use in your everyday life, even without a PhD. So throw aw...

We're joined this week by professional poker player, comedian, and YouTuber Marle Spragg! From her beginnings in Boston as an actor to her current title of "Funniest Woman in Poker," we chat about beginnings, transitions, and making that leap of faith into something new and exciting. If you're currently over-thinking a big life change; whether it's personal, creative, or professional, this episode...