Chris & Rosie Ramsey

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Comedy EN ↓ 434 episodes

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

Author

Chris & Rosie Ramsey

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

soundcloud.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Ep 205. Pass the Shoe 17.02.2023

This week on the podcast Chris returns to Rosie's jotters to discuss Rosie's early creative writing ambitions. They marvel at whisking, they chat about Chris' athleticism and there's an old age beef that rears it's ugly head. All of this plus some strange family habits and a brilliant case of mistaken identity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 204. Three blind wipes 10.02.2023

The podcast this week covers all sorts! From pelvic floor exercises to spittoons to a unusual talent from a 12 year old. All of this plus Beefs, a record breaking ick and and update on Rosie's jotters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 203. Nurse Damp 03.02.2023

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a lot to get through! They answer all your Midnight Gameshow questions, discuss their trip to London and make a return to Rosie's Jotters. There is some quick fire beef, a few icks and a new (questionable) business idea for Rosie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 202. Ding dong the crust is gone 27.01.2023

The podcast starts this week with some self tan beef or is Rosie just melting? The pair catch up and discuss yet another hobby that Chris has taken up and Rosie is NOT happy. Chris revisits Rosie's jotters and the pair chat through some listener icks, an unfortunate pooh incident in a car and a seriously gross search story. Enjoy Smas and Das! To vote for the podcast and The Chris and Rosie Ramsey...

Ep 201. Don’t tug at your girdle 20.01.2023

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss the highs and (big) lows of fancy dress. There’s an update on what Sandra Christmas gifts and Chris reveals what he attempted to change his name to. Beefs get musical and QFTP's involve a new phenomenon that will put you off your yogurt-based deserts.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Extra! Extra! 18.01.2023

Hello Smas and Das, We hope you enjoy this bonus episode! Extra Extra is our fortnightly bonus episode that our SMA+ subscribers receive! For January & February you can subscribe to our Lucrative Lucrative Sponsor Tier on SMA+ and get 50% off for 3 months. No adverts and fortnightly bonus content for half the price! Just use the code BEEF . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...

Ep 200. AD/BC 13.01.2023

The Ramsey's are back and it's the 200th episode! There's a quiz, there's beefs, a Rosie's Mysteries and even a Strictly debrief! Enjoy Smas and Das and thanks for listening for 200 episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 199. Christmas Special: What would Jackie do? 23.12.2022

It's the last podcast of the year from Chris and Rosie and it's a Christmas bumper edition *sleigh bells included*. The couple discuss recycling, festive chauvinist pigs and Rosie's hat habit. QFTP's are Christmas themed including an extreme PDA, magical reindeer and a living legend. To all the Smas and Das, thank you so much for listening to the podcast and sending in your brilliant stories. Merr...

Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Footprints Community Café 21.12.2022

What a lovely festive morning the Ramsey’s had thanks to the staff at The National Lottery supported Footprints Community Café. Chris and Rosie caught up with the team and found out about the amazing work they do all year round to help support their local community. And of course, in true Sh**ged Married Annoyed style, they even got some beefs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

Ep 198. Strip Search 16.12.2022

The Ramey's are getting festive and in particular Chris shares the joys of Christmas Markets. Rosie enjoys part two of the Countries quiz and she also shares some Strictly moments! Beefs are gassy and Chris is still going strong with the protein bars. QFTP's involve some unusual icks, trading cards and a solitary tomato. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 197. Magnum XL 09.12.2022

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss billionaires, the etiquette of buying teacher's presents and why taking a toddler to a Christmas shop can be tricky. The beefs involve Chris getting locked out and QFTP's cover condoms, loose teeth and an indoor gilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 196. Centrifugal Force 02.12.2022

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss centrifugal force and what life would be like as a worm... all the big topics! They also catch up on Rosie's excitement over Strictly and Sewing Bee and what she is enjoying most about the Football. QFTP's involve a tanning salon, a brace journey and some swapsies in a car park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 195. Glib, Glab, Glob 25.11.2022

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss sleeping arrangements, phone updates and the down side to bubble gum ice cream. Rosie gets annoyed about Chris’ sticker addiction and Chris has some possible names for Rosie’s band. QFTP’s include sleepwear, a skater boy and a bad bikini wax experience.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 194. Preekend 18.11.2022

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie wish Kate a Happy Birthday and they discuss preekends and the protocol when taking a sick day. The beefs have taken a healthy turn, protein bars and treadmill etiquette are both on the table. QFTP's involve a messy dream, a make believe squirrel and a wonderful Rosie's Mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 193. BeanFest 11.11.2022

On this week's podcast Rosie tells all about her trip to London to see The Backstreet Boys. Chris has been busy at home, or has he? The beefs include arguments of car boots and general couple rage. There's a couple of icks and of course some QFTP' which this week involve a terrible Best Man, baby feeding and a worrying foam party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Ep 192. Dirty knit witted yellow livered 04.11.2022

On this week's podcast Chris ad Rosie get nostalgic for their younger days. Robin has his own beef with Chris and Halloween costumes take quite the battering. Gilets are revisited again in the beefs and pumps get mentioned more than a couple of times. QFTP's involve a toilet roll substitute, a promiscuous son and a change of heart over a sex position. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...

Ep 191. Gilet Incorporated 28.10.2022

On the podcast this week Chris names himself head of gilets and Rosie isn’t happy about it! There’s some bowl licking, a car related ick, and some dancefloor shenanigans. All of this PLUS a member of the Beef family return with a Barry update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 190. Just be chill 21.10.2022

The Ramey's are back and Rosie wants to know why Chris 'can't be more chill?'... There's vasectomy chat, a safe lucrative sponsor and some hypothetical life planning for Chris. The QFTP's involve a strange choice of sex toy, a bad smell and some misinformation on pubes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 189. House Shoes 14.10.2022

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ways to clean a radiator (that's covered in sick), Chris' choice of shoe and Rosie's response to a text. QFTP's cover bin juice, pile cream and an unusual use for lego. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 188. Mars Cha Cha 07.10.2022

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss frubes, strictly, facial recognition and loads more... plus they are joined by a film crew, can you tell? The beefs cover mishearing and of course bins! QFTP's involve a stripper, drinking from a bottle and a filthy dog grooming habit. All of this and some wonderful icks. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 187. Born to Fight 30.09.2022

On this week's podcast there's some singing, misplaced chewing gum, stripper stories and a new (and improved?) name for a glove compartment. All of this plus beefs, icks and some smelly QFTP's. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 186. Kegs full of Kaka 23.09.2022

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie chat bingo, holidays and what happens if you have a bathroom accident in ASDA. There's a quiz devised especially for Rosie and the QFTP's are particularly filthy! Expect stories of swingers, underwear, icks and getting caught in the act! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 185. Anchor Pants 16.09.2022

It's a 'Questions from the Public' Special! Chris and Rosie catch up on some of your questions! There are icks, a revengeful DJ, a sad story about a goldfish and some unsavoury student accommodation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 184. Beat the Letter 09.09.2022

The school holidays are finally over and Chris and Rosie are enjoying some normality. This week on the podcast they get nostalgic over calculators and kids games. They have some snack based beef and a position based ick. All of this plus Rosie updates the smas and das on her recent garden furniture purchase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep 183. Water is blue 02.09.2022

The Ramsey's are back with beefs, icks and QFTP's but this week there is a little something extra, Rosie's jotters! Chris gets to the bottom of some of Rosie's teenage musings that he found in the loft...enjoy everyone and remember, water is blue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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