She's Got the Chat | A Reality TV Podcast

Welcome to Season 3 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 1-5 from the South African villa. They discuss the abysmal male cast, the patriarchal tradition of marriage, and their suggestions for All Stars (do it less often lol). Do all super famous people suck? Does Shaq have bad taste in women? Will Ari have luck turnin...

Welcome to The Traitors and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 4 & 5 from the Scottish castle. They discuss the traitors strategy from UK Season 2 (and if we're seeing a repeat!?), the altered state this show has thrown us into, and Colton going on The Bachelor as a heterosexual but now being brought down by his internalized homophobia. Wil...

Welcome to The Traitors and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down all of Love Island Australia Season 7. They discuss Lacey trying to make her boobs more important than Gabby's boobs, the unbelievably small amount of super fans, and the heavy handed Subway sponsorship. Will Nick and Natalie Viall ever be successfully canceled? Will Australia ever air live?...

Welcome to The Traitors and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 1-3 from the Scottish castle. They discuss the effect that Rob has on every person around him, Porsha's misspeaks, and Candiace's conga line play. Will Colton add any pieces to his personality play other than being a gay? Will Ari call off her wedding for Rob? Was Donna pretending t...

Welcome back to Love Island Games and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down the finale of Love Island Games Season 2. They discuss Kendall's sideline commentary, question Lucinda's lack of favor with the ex-islanders (and audience!?!?), and give their season long awards. Did Lucinda's strong genetics win her $125k? Was Chris overseas for the mega duel? How...

Welcome back to Love Island Games and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 15 &16 from the Fijian villa. Ari sings Maura a song and Maura blows Ari's mind with a history lesson. Maura is disappointed by Casey's lack of strategy (and kissing) and Ari doesn't understand why Josh doesn't understand the game!! Does Lucinda know what show she's on...

Welcome back to Love Island Games and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 12-14 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Casey undermining Love Island USA, qualms with the challenge producers, and the worst night of Garbi's life. Can we get an encyclopedia for Love Island lore please? Why is Johnny obsessed with comic books? What if someone on games...

Welcome back to Love Island Games and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 9 & 10 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Johnny's strategy to get rid of dead weight (Andreina), Tyrique's controversial play against Justine, and Lucinda being Kendall's BFF. Has Casey ever been with a non-blonde? What's the lighting situation in solitary confinemen...

Welcome back to Love Island Games and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 4-8 from the Fijian villa. They psychoanalyze Kendall's fear of divorce, deep into Ari's trauma (TW: grooming lol), and dissect every move in Chris' lap dance crash out. Does every duo have a corndog lover and a corndog hater? Any takers for bunion pics? Was being eliminat...

Welcome back to Love Island Games and welcome back SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 1-3 from the Fijian villa. They discuss the two things leading to Chris' bad play (think Huda and John Tucker); Andreina's LAUGH (!!!?!?!??); being young, dumb, and full of c*m. Has anyone been more lucky in love than Molly Clare? Why does Tyrique's toxicity feel harmless?...

Welcome to Love Island Games and welcome to Season 9 of SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down the Season 2 Starting Lineup. They discuss tiny European countries, Lucinda's new face, and the overwhelmingly American cast. Did Beyond the Villa change Maura's mind about any Season 6 islanders? Will Mert share about his hair transplant journey? Will Andreina ever beat the B...

Welcome back to Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down LIUSA finale. They discuss the ship sailing on the yacht, the little ringleader, and the post reunion fallout. Chris doesn't want to be there and we don't blame him! But good news, Huda has moved on from every bad thing she did in the villa! Why is Huda the only one in compliance...

Welcome to Season 3 of Perfect Match and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down the Perfect Match finale. They discuss abuses of power in homeowners/neighborhood associations, why Clayton really thinks him and Rachel are incompatible, influencers who eat raw meat, and the disappointment of Lucy and Daniel's victory. How would you meet a partner if your n...

Welcome to Season 3 of Perfect Match and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 7-9 of Perfect Match! They discuss the boy's terrible behavior, their ignorance of what it means to lie by omission, and the outrageous double standards. For the first time in SGTC history, we award FOUR most toxic players. Will Rachel Ray cook their way to the end?...

Welcome to Season 3 of Perfect Match and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 4-6 of Perfect Match! They discuss their newfound patriotism, Surviving Dejon, and the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist. Unfortunately, they talk about incest three times and have to defend men twice :( Red bull in the morning is disgusting and Madison can...

Welcome to Season 3 of Perfect Match and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 1-3 of Perfect Match! But first they discuss the upcoming season of Love Island Games, Love Island UK Season 12, the drama between Whitney & Lochan and Jana & Kenny, and Nic's labubu power trip. Then they discuss Clayton's return to TV (and the name he choose...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down the season finale from the Fijian villa. They discuss Huda's most annoying moment yet, Amaya and Bryan's 4TRR DTR, and Nic's "little talk with himself". Were you the chosen fan who wrote a message in a bottle for the Nicolandria date (DM us!!)? Did Bryan call Amaya...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV expert Maura is joined by Logan and Stacy from the Scaredybrats podcast to break down episodes 33-34 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Huda's possible healthcare plan, Chris being a prisoner of war, and Logan gets emotional over Amaya more than once. Will Chris win and take all the money? Will St...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 30-32 from the Fijian villa. They discuss the production's influence to get the islanders to lock their couples down (and get 10 toes (not a single toe missing) behind Nicolandria), Taylor feeling like he's the right person to give Nic advice, and the magne...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari are joined by guest hosts Tara and Martha to break down episodes 27 and 28 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Cierra's purple edit, Love Island making an anti billionaire statement (we hope!!!!), Ace and Chelly's inability to have a balanced power dynamic, and straddling in a...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 24-26 from the Fijian villa. They discuss procuring the Rob/Nic cowboy costume (we... need it), gen Z using therapy buzzwords, and the time honored love island tradition of the men being trash. They beg Olandria to move on and deep dive into their first BIG...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 21 & 22 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Olandria ruining Taylor's casa experience, Ace and Chelly being two tiny peas in a tiny pod, and JD's fatal error. Are lions and boulders sexy? Why must we give Taylor so much power? What do we hate the most a...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 18-20 from the Fijian villa. Maura admits to a lie (about a dog!) and Ari shares another controversial food take. They discuss Jeremiah's fatal flaw in his game, Coco swerving kisses with all the white men, and Love Island being the NBA of reality TV. What...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV expert Maura and guests Logan and Stacy from the Scaredy Brats Podcast break down episodes 15-16 from the Fijian villa. They discuss the twerking challenge being the next Bring It On, Megan Thee Stallion reluctantly awarding Austin with a win, and how hard it would be to hear that a guy you were se...

Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 12-14 from the Fijian villa. They discuss what happened to Paige DeSorbo in Fiji, being slapped in the face by America, and Escape Goats. Tune in to hear us defend men this week!! #notallmen #justmostmen Is this the way God wanted it to happen? Did you fall...