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Send us Fan Mail cw -- Lots of talk about dead / dying cats Injuries Abandoned and rescue pets Bass Pro Shop Cat surgery The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) Gérard Depardieu The Man in the Iron Mask Dschinghis Khan Genghis Khan shelwereadapoem@gmail.com @ShelWeRead

Send us Fan Mail Lauren's back! Also brain parasites.   shelwereadapoem@gmail.com @ShelWeRead

Send us Fan Mail This one's a weird one. It's just Russ doing stream of consciousness about protests. Lauren returns next week.   shelwereadapoem@gmail.com @ShelWeRead

Send us Fan Mail This episode consists solely of outtakes from our second season. If you make it all the way, you really like us. Also, there's really a lot of talk about Star Wars. Also, we're both REALLY big fans of ALL the McElroys and they do not deserve our slander. We're sorry.  shelwereadapoem@gmail.com @ShelWeRead

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Send us Fan Mail Yeah... it's 100% Oceangate talk. Recorded on Wednesday, June 21, 2023, so we'll see how well it aged. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com @ShelWeRead

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Send us Fan Mail Guest co-host: James! It's basically only talk about cooking. Meat  Edible faces Japan Edible faces in Japan shelwereadapoem@gmail.com @ShelWeRead

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