Shame On Me

Coming to you live from the world between worlds — the place where endings haven’t quite ended, beginnings haven’t yet begun, and the past, present, and future fold in on themselves. Against all odds (high probabilities) and impossible barriers (needing to actually prepare something), Jimi and Janot successfully scream into the void for another hour for your weekly enjoyment. Content warning for a...

What do you get when you put Jimi and Janot in a room and they have no direction? You get the longest episode of Shame On Me yet and a fucking content warning about child sexual abuse at sleepovers. Happens around 1h10m. If we actually got paid for the podcast we'd probably bring a level of professionalism and reverence that would be much more somber. So make us popular and this won't happen again...

Welcome back listeners! Just in time for the podcast's prefrontal cortex to fully develop, we are a quarter of a century old and have never felt better!! You know the drill: two truths and a lie, catch up, lose it at the end, and then argue about the outro. If you don't like that, you don't like Shame On Me.

Welcome back, listeners (they say into the void)! Our quality assurance and quality control department was away on vacation this week, so whatever is in this episode is what you're gonna get! Will our real names be revealed? Will any relationships be irreparably damaged? We don't know at this point, so let us know if this should also be the first episode we ever have to unpublish! Sorry to all of...

Janot feels particularly shameful about this episode, and you'll just have to listen to find out why. Is AI actually a problem? Is it all just moral panic? Jimi has opinions, shockingly. What else do we talk about? We don't even remember. But we want to find out with you. Do we need to say it... Drud is not present.

Welcome back, listeners! Love is in the air as Jimi and Janot dish the details of their bachelorette benders. On one hand, thank god at least one of them was able to keep their memory of the night intact. On the other hand, unfortunately one of them created memories they wish they could forget. Intil next time, always make sure to enounciate clearly! Drud not present.

Originally recorded immediately after Episode 18, Producer Stefan makes his first canonical appearance after his first canonically released appearance and literally can't get his bride-to-be off his mind enough to not say her god-given name. Between quacks and cackles, get a taste of Jimi's wedding toast (first draft), birthday related conversation about scrotum sweat (moreso the sweat between the...

Two truths and a lie: Janot completely beefs it and turns her mic off for 6 minutes Horse dick gets mentioned on the pod for the first time People are finally listening

For those who've been waiting for Janot and Jimi to have any kind of real conversation, this one's for you. Jimi is going through it. Janot is trying to help (?), but honestly what does that even mean? Full of truths and lies, fashion advice and discomfort, it might be a good episode. And no one will ever know. Drud present only in spirit.

We have a pope! Want to hear poems between podcast hosts? Want to listen as Janot discover she's an excellent liar? Want to eavesdrop as Jimi brings up a lot of podcast topics that never get talked about. This is the episode for you. Drud's not here. This is getting tiring.

No one wanted this episode published. Join Jimi and Janot this week as they remember how to podcast, and fail pretty miserably. Life updates. Stubbed toes (maybe?). Janot's shame on me moment. It all happens here. Drud not present. Obviously. But interestingly, if Drud listens, she'll get a present.

After a week long hiatus, mommy and daddy are back and boy do they have a lot to say. Half an hour in and they're still on Two Truths and a Lie. They went to a DJ show and barely even talked about it. Jimi trauma dumps and somehow they still end up laughing the hardest they've ever laughed on the podcast. Happy Easter to all and to all a good night! RIP Pope Francis Drud not present.

GUESS WHAT. Producer Drud finally did something. Is it any good? Listen to find out.

It's the week of April Fools, and Janot has finally figured out how to prank people. And Jimi was the target. Did Janot send him a picture of a large penis? Did she start a fight? Listen to find out. In other news, Janot and Jimi have given up all hope that anyone will ever listen (are we surprised?) and spent most of the episode playing a game the audience (what audience?) can't see. In other, ot...

Ushering in new highs and lows this week, your shameful hosts are proud to present their most brazen attempt at podcasting with an effort best described as putting the Audio in Audio/ Visual. If Janot had her way, the podcast would have ended within the first 30 minutes. With a runtime of 1hr20min, we can surmise just how persuasive Janot can be. This week's episode begs the questions of "How stup...

Join Jimi and Janot as they get day drunk and play a game of Smash or Pass that lasts the entire episode. Find out about Janot's obsession with Temptation Island's magnetic host Mark L. Walberg, and why Jimi thinks Santa might be real. It's unhinged and hilarious, and it's too bad no one will hear it. Do I even need to say it? Drud was busy.

Want to learn all there is to know about Jimi? Tune in and listen to Janot drop every single fact she's ever learned about Jimi in their year of working together. Is his butt hot or cold? Guess you have to listen to find out. Our best yet? Maybe. Will be get cancelled eventually? Absolutely. Are we going to keep going on our bullshit until then? Hell yeah. Guess if Drud is here.

You know that part in Gravity where Sandra Bullock is just floating out in space? That's what the end of this episode feels like, so feel free to end it whenever the spirit moves you. If you're even listening. Is anyone listening? Hello? Meara? Sofia? We know for sure that Drud isn't listening. Even with hope at an all time low, WE'RE NOT FUCKING LEAVING. Take a trip into the minds of Jimi and Jan...

Actual content warning: lots of irreverent discussion around depression as well as choosing ways to die - if you're not in a place where it's comfortable to listen to that, might not be the episode for you! It would be a miracle if anyone could identify a coherent line of thought throughout this episode. Hopefully there are a brave few who are willing to try (who are we kidding, we know there's no...

Time to dance the dance of disagreement. This week, Jimi and Janot drop the gloves and face off bringing their hardest hitting and most entrenched beliefs, values, and opinions to the podcast. Is the Bachelor real? Are whales fish? Does anything matter at all except the things that matter to us? Join us as we put the exist in existential. Drud not physically present, but ruthlessly dragged.

The repentant Drud makes their return with zero remorse and personal growth to show for it. Even though we're dropping this one day earlier than normal, it's been too long since recording for either of us to remember what we talked about. Get in the comments and remind us. Sorry to Sofia for being honest. Don't give up on your situationship. Love, Jimi and Janot and Drud

If you made it through the first 3 episodes, the first 3 minutes of this one will be a breeze. Shout out to the real ones. You da best. After we (Janot) get our sound figured out (plugging in the microphone), we sit around the fire (the kitchen table) and listen to Janot tell the story of the time she thought her fiancée died (he did not) and how Jimi enjoyed field school (he did not).

Even though it feels like half the episode is quacked, Janot and Jimi have a great time (maybe?) making the connection between puking physically and puking emotionally. Leave a comment or review of whether you'd choose to eat a parent and a child together or separately, you monster. Drud not here, for terrible reasons.

Jimi and Janot bring the fast paced vibes this week and clock in at just over 1 hour. From Elton John to languishing in emotional piss, there's no topic they aren't willing to touch. Best episode and most cancellable so far? Buckle up, immature audiences only. Drud not present.

It all comes full circle - the saga of our first three episodes is complete with some less than exciting payoff for one of our intrepid hosts. Join Jimi and Janot as they regale each other about their holidays and dive into their respective fears of balding. Drud not featured.