Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara declares Q3 the quarter of Radical Honesty, while Carey recaps Kyle Richards's current cancellation woes. Meanwhile, Dornado Season has truly started in Great Barrington, MA. Eaten bread (in bed) is soon forgotten, as Dorinda wages war against Tamra and Vicki for breaking the Bluestone Manor rules. Dorinda forces the women into a Dorobics session, and Jill Zarin gives Taylor insight into she...

Carey and Lara discuss the Anonymous Question Epidemic currently sweeping Instagram stories, as well the other social media crisis of the moment: Bette Midler's Twitter. They also go in deep on the new Kardashian era, including Kris Jenner's incredible empire-building skills, Kim being our favorite, Kardashian celebrity friends and Kourtney's endless reign of terror over us all. Does her sociopath...

Lara and Carey discuss men with yeast-cock and forgiving the women of the Marvel Universe. Meanwhile, on episode three of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip , Dorinda's manor-tyranny continues with a harrowing Field Day competition, Vicki's Long-COVID takes a turn, and Brandi's alienates her biggest champion, Eva. You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when...

Lara and Carey reel from the breaking news of Ezra Miller's latest act of terror, this time overseas at a pub in Tokyo, and involving It-Boy of the moment and ELVIS conduit Austin Butler. Meanwhile, our favorite Hell's Angels prepare for Garcelle's 55th birthday bash, where Diana and Sutton's feud deepens, and Erika's weeks-long blackout continues. Listen to this episode ad-free by joining the SUP...

Carey and Lara rail against the Fourth of July, clickbait-y political fundraising emails and discuss Twitter porn. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip , the Lady of the Manor (aka Dorinda) challenges Vicki's anti-vax rhetoric as Vicki slowly succumbs to long COVID. Jill's big entrance at Bluestone flops on arrival, and the ladies have dinner at a haunted event hall, featuring a barel...

As the world continues to crumble, Lara and Carey discuss Stephanie Tanner going full ACAB against the LAPD, the supernatural cringe of Teal Swan's inner circle, and that horror that is Alec Baldwin's Instagram Live with W**dy Allen. Plus, a reader calls in for social media flirting advice, which activates Carey's anti-social media commenting agenda. You can listen to the full episode by becoming...

Lara and Carey head on up to Great Barrington, Massachusetts, to Bluestone Manor, where we lay our scene. Dorinda hosts an 8 day staycation, including an A-List roster of ex-Housewives, including Vicki, Tamra, Eva, Phaedra, Taylor, and Brandi, with a surprise guest blowing in from New York City. Vicki reels from her recent breakup, as Brandi (not surprisingly) alienates everyone on a molecular lev...

Carey and Lara discuss the continued coin shortage crisis, and Lara declares war against a certain Bank. Carey shares his dread over the impending nicotine ban, and the two comes to grips with the most shocking news of our time: Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall are getting a divorce. Meanwhile, as Dorit's My 4 Days of Rest and Relaxation vacation in Mexico rages on, Diana and Sutton's mounting tensio...

Lara and Carey consider what it means to live in a world of Minions: Rise of Gru, while Carey deals with the consequences of recently mispronouncing Imogen Heap's name. Lara cements her status as a Cryo therapy devotee, and the two continue their discussion of the AMC Theaters Crisis, with Carey recounting his journey seeing Jurassic World Dominion. And a surprise Reader Mail provides illuminating...

Lara and Carey chat about Lara's ODD, Naked and Afraid , and John Hinkley Jr. selling out venues before getting into RHOBH . This week, Erika Jayne takes Crystal under her wing, Sutton throws a temper tantrum, Diana cries behind a napkin, Rinna looks to the birds, Kyle hunts for the perfect kaftan and Garcelle delivers a series of scathing eye rolls. You can hear this episode ad-free AND get acces...

Lara and Carey chat about our dogs, Jurassic World: Dominion vs. the OG Jurassic Park , big budget movies being shite, Book of Henry ,  living in the age of mediocrity, the San Francisco armory building becoming a Stranger Things exhibit, the Disneyfication of the gays, Azealia Banks' Miami Pride moment, showing up for yourself, a special celeb sighting on Carey's JetBlue flight out of Fort Lauder...

Lara and Carey talk about Google's AI being sentient and Rebel Wilson's newfound lesbian love before getting into part two of the Mob Wives Season 2 Reunion. This week, Drita and Ramona go at it, Renee roots for everyone to get back with their exes, Ang talks about her rat ex-bff and so much more. You can listen to this episode ad-free by joining the SUP Patreon . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Friend of the pod Allyn Morse joins Lara for a deep dive into The Deep End before digging into last week's RHOBH . They theorize about what Sutton possibly could have said to trigger Crystal on that fateful night in Tahoe , admire Crystal and Kyle's negotiation tactics, praise Dorit's acting skills, yearn to be whisked away to Punta Mita and so much more. You can hear this episode ad-free and acce...

Lara and Carey throw it back to the olde Vanderpump Rules days of yore and recap Season 4 Ep. 12 for their live show in Philadelphia, aka this week's bonus episode. The gang (minus Stassi and Kristen) descends on Hawaii for fun in the sun, tequila on the beach and tits out in the river. Jax suffers from a gnarly coke bloat/steroid combo, Brittany is young and a little too impressionable, Lala figh...

Carey reveals a stunningly dark Disney+ truth and he and Lara chat about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman singlehandedly keeping the film industry afloat, The Northman and the Johnny vs. Amber verdict before getting into Mob Wives . The Season 2 reunion kicks off with Joy Behar at the helm asking the hard-hitting questions. Renee's sister makes a couple cameos, Big Ang talks about her implant journey,...

Lara and Carey are LIVE at the Cedar Cultural Center in Minneapolis! They chat about flying first class, networking at The Mall of America and more before getting into this past week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . There's a reading from Rinna's book, Rinnavation , a gay exorcism, Parisian couture, darkness and soooo much more. You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to ov...

On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about Lara's birthday, thriving in one's late thirties, entering a place of My Body , PRP injections, lymphatic drainage, falling down a plastic surgery dysmorphia k-hole, buccal fat removal, Instagram filters, Carey FINALLY admits he's an Owlina, Juliette Binoche, Barry , Lara poses the ultimate "Would you rather," Kate Moss testifying at the Johnny Depp/...

Lara and Carey chat about the coin shortage, new pandemics, natural disasters and more before getting into Mob Wives . Today, Drita and Karen bury the hatchet, Ramona diagnoses Drita as "schizophrenic and possibly bipolar," and Big Ang gets a tattoo, hosts a dinner for all the girls and rocks bangs to the gods! Listen to this episode AD-FREE and get access to over 200 bonus episodes and TONS of ot...

Lara and Carey chat about dogs, the new Teal Swan docuseries The Deep End , modern gurus, new age spiritualism, cult leaders and more before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . This week, Kyle opens a caftan superstore in Palm Springs, Erika Jayne snaps in and out of a blackout, Diana experiences her first store opening, Sutton apologizes to Dorit, Rinna low key shits herself, Crystal...

On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about scammer podcasts, horror podcasts, the universe expanding, dark matter, alternate timelines, chakra healing, other dimensions, infinity, monkeypox vs. chickenpox, kratom, shadow universes, dark matter, cryptocurrency, Roth IRAs, humiliation vibes, psychic vampires and more! Become a patron of the pod to hear the full episode. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Lara and Carey chat about Men (spoilers abound up until 21:16) before getting into Mob Wives . This week, Karen gets dicked down by her baby daddy, the girl called Carla finds out Joe has a new girlfriend and Drita gets some bad news about Lee's prison transfer. Listen to this episode AD-FREE and get access to over 200 bonus episodes and TONS of other premium content by joining the SUP Patreon . C...

Lara and Carey chat about the United Arab Emirates, RHODubai , cosmic wealth, Bling Empire , riding a horse instead of having a car, the housing market (lololol), Prey , and Hulu being a piece of shit service before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . This week, Dorit reveals the life lessons taught to her by bees, Rinna hosts a 70th birthday party for hot Harry Hamlin , Sutton and EJ...

On this week's bonus episode, Lara and Carey chat about acting lessons, Botox, humiliation being a key factor of Q2, fear of rejection, The Artist's Way , being TRUE Angelenos, give a couple book recommendations, and get reader mail about...you guessed it: roaches, do a wellness check on Todd Peterson (spoiler alert: he's unwell!) and give some advice on how to deal with a shitty bride. Become a p...

Lara and Carey chat about Cara Delevingne being the Babadook of the red carpet, the WILD woman Sarah from the podcast Sympathy Pains , circle back to The Staircase and discuss Bling Empire for a hot second before getting into Mob Wives . This week, Renee reconnects with her father in court, Ang gets plumped full of filler and Botox, Karen gets back into the spa business and recruits some "partners...

Lara and Carey chat about therapeutic boarding schools, a shocking Erewhon car accident and Amanda Knox, before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Episode 1 . This week, Dorit is horrifically robbed at gunpoint, Erika Jayne claims she's been exonerated of all her crimes, Kyle sits on a goop x CB2 bouclé couch and stares out a window and Sutton comes in hot, ready to snatch wig...