Sexy Unique Podcast

Elizabeth Kott joins Lara to discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC , and offers a controversial theory about how Heather Gay got a black eye. Also on deck in San Diego, Angie K. throws a Greek Goddess party, Meredith tries to destroy Lisa Barlow with SEC gossip and Whitney blades. Listen to Lara and Elizabeth's podcast, Too Niche? Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on...

Lara and Carey discuss The Vow Season 2 , insurrecting AMC theaters in order to watch M3GAN and NYMag's Nepo Baby guide. Plus, Reader Mail, including a new Nancy Pelosi documentary and truly moving voice message about a dearly departed horse friend. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to episodes ad-free and get access to video...

Carey and Lara discuss the holiday season and Carey's new obsession with the shocking reality show Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team . Back in Miami on Season 2 of Jersey Shore , the housemates breathe a sigh of relief with the Staten Island terror (Angelina) gone. Snooki's best friend Ryder comes in like a wrecking ball, and Vinny continues to be psychologically tortured by his crush,...

Lara and Carey record SUP after dark and ask the immortal question: Long Covid or Mars in Gemini? Heading over to San Diego, the RHOSLC gals reel from the yacht jaunt from Hell, and Jen drops a bomb over launch to Heather and Lisa Barlow. Then, the Wild Rose organizes a Marilyn Monroe dress-up dinner at a charcuterie restaurant, and Whitney and Heather's cousin feud comes to a head. Plus, Heather...

Lara and Carey discuss the following topics picked by the gorgeous and genius SUP Patreon subscribers: Sibling dynamics, Real Housewives of Potomac, the harrowing concept of "phrogging" and what's on their 2023 Bingo Cards. Plus, Reader Mail, including a fraudulent Balenciaga shopping spree. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! You can...

Lara and Carey discuss the wild finale of "White Lotus," Season 2, and the F*g Hag's lament. They also talk the first installment of the new "Harry & Meghan" docuseries on Netflix. Back in Miami, Angelina's final stand starts with punching Sitch and stealing his bed. Jenni says goodbye to her Long Island beau, Snooki makes a list of what she's looking for in a Guido, and Angelina packs her gia...

Lara and Carey discuss the new interview with Grey’s Anatomy cancer-faker, Mizz Elisabeth Finch, and general victim tyranny vibes at play on social media. Meanwhile, back in Ol’ San Diego on RHOSLC, Jen Shah throws a blackout tantrum (and other items) on and off the yacht, passes out on a party bus, and rallies in time to throw a Lūʻau party for the ladies. Meanwhile, Heather’s fair-weather friend...

Carey and Lara continue their The White Lotus discourse. They also discuss recent volcanic eruptions around the world and the ongoing phenomenon of livestock walking in circles. What does it all mean?! Plus, Reader Mail, including a proposition of who the OG Sinister Gay might be, as well as a live Pepsi/Milk (Pilk) tasting. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on Janua...

Lara and Carey discuss the pearl-clutching twist to the Good Morning America cheating scandal, and Lara professes her true and undying love for the ladies of RHOC. Back in Miami on Jersey Shore Season 2, the boys continue to punish Angelina for doing exactly what they do, causing her O.D.D. to skyrocket. Mike meets a Canadian vixen at the club, and JWoww's boyfriend visits only to uncover a secret...

On a DOOZY of an episode, Carey and Lara discuss Bones and All, Lindsay Lohan's confounding new Pepsi ad, the trailer for Meghan and Harry's new Netflix show, and the sexy scandal rocking "Good Morning America." Meanwhile, the ladies flee to San Diego for a new vacation stop on Jen Shah's farewell tour, and things get off to a wet start. Jen impulsively pours champagne on newbie Angie K's head in...

Carey and Lara talk being kind to yourself during the holidays, the latest saucy episode of White Lotus , and Lara's brush with an orgasm cult. Plus, a shocking Reader Mail involving Ghislaine Maxwell and the lost city of Atlantis. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to the full episode by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as...

Lara and Carey are back from Thanksgiving, discussing Lara's new, King-Sized life, getting mansplained to at Best Buy, Vicki and Brooks's sordid love on Season 9 of RHOC, and the cringe-tastic Balenciaga witch hunt. Back in Miami on Jersey Shore Season 2, it's a Vinny-centric episode. First, the housemates find out about Vinny and Angelina smushing. Then, Vinny's whole family, including his Uncle...

From the minds of veteran podcasters, Elizabeth Kott and Lara Marie Schoenhals, comes a trend haul show for geniuses. Where every topic is a thrill (to them) and nothing is too niche. On the inaugural episode of Too Niche? Lara and Elizabeth haul sparkling water and discover that not all bubbles are created equally. If you love part one and are dying for more, you can listen to part two here . Wat...

Lara reveals what the pet psychic told her about Tony, Carey unpacks Mike White's gay journey in "White Lotus," and the two discuss Lizzie Holmes's 11 year prison sentence and what it means for Jen Shah. Plus, a supernaturally hungover Reader Mail, the Bravo Bros, and more. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to the full episod...

Lara and Carey discuss Carey's post- Tár existence, Timmy Chalamet testing Lara's patience, and Twitter's hellish homecoming for a certain ex-president. Meanwhile, down in Miami, the house reels from JWoww and Sammi's kitchen brawl. Angelina and Vinny's animosity grows as Angelina meets a charming Cuban man. Sam begins morphing into Ron, and Snooki smushes a man named Dennis. Get tickets to see SU...

Lara and Carey discuss Falling for Christmas and the Lohan-iassance, as well as Lindsay's mysterious new PR makeover, KFC's new UK expansion, and Denise Richards getting shot at in her car. Meanwihle, Back in Salt Lake City, Lisa continues to have a crisis of spiritual devotion, the husbands meet at Coach Shah's for a healing BBQ lunch, Meredith reveals a shocking detail about her nephew, and Heat...

Lara and Carey attempt to listen to Bethenny Frankel's harrowing new podcast, and Carey vents about the weird new season of "The Crown." Plus, new Reader Mail, including an Ozempic testimony and Carey revisiting the tale of the Haddonfield Cheese Man. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to this episode AND see the video version...

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's first pet psychic consultation, as well as her continued journey down the dark and twisted roads of RHOC Season 16, prompting both hosts to ask themselves "What Would Heather Dubrow Do?" Meanwhile, back in Miami, Angelina rats Snooki and JWoww out to Sam over the letter, Vinny's "watermelon" dick is confirmed, and Mike eats an entire turkey dinner before smushing. Get...

Lara and Carey are back in person following Lara's COVID recovery, discussing Naomi Watts's tireless career, and why RHOC and Oklahoma City have more in common than we think. Meanwhile, on RHOSLC, Heather's fallen angels choir auditions rage on. Whitney questions Angie Harrington's character when Jen Shah and Lisa Barlow confront Angie over Finsta-gate. Meredith gives Seth a foot job in a bubble b...

Lara and Carey settle in for a cozy bonus episode where they discuss a little known but must-see Aileen Wuornos biopic, the enduring power of Michael Imperioli, and lament the state of men not washing their taints. Meanwhile, Reader Mail takes an Ottessa detour with Lapvona a nd Vanderpump Rules comparisons, sympathy for Prefect Nancy Salzman, and one reader's final straw with Sexy Unique Podcast....

Lara and Carey discuss my recent bout of COVID, JLaw's gritty indie comeback, and Selena Gomez's AppleTV propaganda. Meanwhile, Angelina and her swooped ODD bangs piss everyone off when she refuses to lift a finger to clean, Mike fat shames multiple women, and Sammi finally finds the legendary letter, sending JWoww and Snooki into boldface lie mode. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dy...

Lara and Carey discuss Rihanna's troll-cast of Johnny Depp in her new Fenty show, Lara's coffee and hair oil revelations, and Drake's porn addiction. Back in SLC, Jen and Lisa seek justice against Angie Harrington's husband--creator and operator of the ShahXposed finsta account. Heather starts a choir group for excommunicated gays and girlies, and The Wild Rose takes up a new campaign for truth af...

Lara and Carey discuss Diptyque going downhill and the Season 2 Premiere of The White Lotus. Plus, we get some juicy reader mail, including yet ANOTHER #Loadtember baby, and a hauntingly gorgeous encounter with a certain Desperate Housewife in a Los Angeles restroom... Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to this episode in it's...

Lara and Carey discuss doing Hallowe'en right as an adult, and Elon charging blue checks on Twitter to stay verified as his latest CEO troll. Meanwhile, back in Miami, Sam and Ron's toxicity continues to cast a shadow on the roommates, but Angelina takes the opportunity to get in Sammi's good graces. Plus, Snooki and JWoww head the Internet Cafe and devise a plan to tell Sam about Ronnie's creepin...

Carey and Lara discuss Lara's recent brush with goat milk, Duchess Meghan's People's Choice Award nomination, and Giuliana Rancic's fall from grace. Back in Salt Lake City, Jen's trial gets pushed back yet again while Heather and Whitney's BFF status remains in limbo. Brooks Marks and Angie Harrington make their grand returns, with the latter confronting Lisa Barlow on the ski slopes over the Utah...