Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality

Lance Bass just released a new documentary on YouTube premium about Lou Pearlman, the founder of the Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC. The documentary "exposes" him, but there is so much more to the story of this terrible human being. Zach Bird is in the studio to talk all about it.

Having a stable relationship can be tricky when your mental health is shaky. On this episode, Mark Camire from the Mark Talk podcast and Sidney Delorean have a surprisingly fun time discussing how mental illness effects relationships. They have some great tips that everyone can benefit from. They also talk about Game of Thrones quite a bit. Can't get enough of the sultry tones of Mark's voice? Sub...

#fanfavorite Rob Love is here with another weird story from the Pacific Northwest. The Maury Island Incident was a UFO sighting/crash that took place a month before the one at Roswell. It also was the first reported sighting of the "men in black" and we ain't talking about Johnny Cash or Will Smith. Shit gets weird and Sidney tries to keep up as the threads of this mystery get tangled.

Happy Monday! We're trying out a new mini episode idea called Pupdates. Today the dogs (Sidney Delorean and Rob Love) are bringing you updates on JZ Knight, the disposal of body parts, dating in the workplace, and a historical cum tribute.

Musician person Ryan Adams has been in the news lately for being a total turd to women. Zach Bird is here to discuss the allegations. Spoiler Alert: Ryan Adams' haircut isn't the worst thing about him.

#fanfavorite Rob Love is back with a real banger of an episode. Linda Hazzard was a fake doctor, advocate of therapeutic fasting, and murderer. Good news; she's dead, and can't hurt you. Better news; this lady was bananas and left us a lot to mull over and laugh about.

Sweet British angel Jon Ronson has a new podcast on Audible about the life and death of porn actress August Ames. Zach Bird is in the studio to explain the case and give insights into the world of adult film.

Trepanation is the world's oldest surgery, and it's still being performed. Some people even perform it on themselves. Thankfully, Scott McNulty is in the studio to talk about what the heck is going on, with trepanation, and so much more. Spoiler Alert: Everyone has lost their god damned minds.

Sidney has fellow sober person Zach Bird in the studio to discuss their shared love of the television show Intervention. It's a hoot!

Rob Love is here to talk about spiritual teacher J.Z. Knight, and Ramtha, the 35,000 year old Lemurian spirit she channels. This is a wacky story, and Rob has some great insights- he lives right near where it's all going down!

A rose by any other name.........

Hey fam! Have you been jonesing for content during Semonche's hiatus? Well, we have your audio-methadone! Sidney has been updating her other podcast, Decency with Delorean. There are some really cool interviews coming up, and she accepts on air phone calls! If you want to schedule a call, text her at 646-778-7743 or email sidneydelorean@gmail.com

Hey fam! Unfortunately Semonche wasn't renewed for a second season. Not really sure what the future is for this show, but I recommend going to Soundcloud and downloading the episodes you want to keep. -Sidney

R Kelly was the first ever "enemy of the show" so you know the ladies of Semonche were all over Lifetime's 6 part docu-series Surviving R Kelly. Listen in for a recap of the series and the ladies' feelings on this new information. Spoiler alert: R Kelly sux, Aeceis Clary is a star.

What have these two freaks been up to? Spoiler alert: we're dealing with two hammock people.

NXIVM, the "Hollywood sex cult" is still in action, and quite frankly, the ladies of Semonche are shocked! Listen in for details on what these jerk offs are up to.

This episode is a low-key heavy hitter. There's mushrooms, molly, pornographers, 2 guys named "Turtle," and a ghost that can't help but pee in your car. You can bet your sweet heiny there are other things, but you'll have to listen to find out!

Happy New Year! We are talking sexually transmitted infections, what they are, how the evolved and how you can prevent spreading them. Semonche, the funnest public health podcast out there!

Are you ready for the New Year? The ladies of Semonche are! This episode contains a holiday recap, Bongraiser updates, and info on whats going to be popping off next year for the Semonche community!

A beautiful post holiday poem for the fam. Cheers!

Merry Christmas you sexy little minxes. This episode is chock full of updates, and we are chock full of holiday spirit! All we want for Christmas is for you to rate and review the show on iTunes, and for you to text a picture of your butthole to 646-778-7743.

The time has finally come! The ladies of Semonche are going full juggalo with an episode dedicated to I.C.P. Better yet, they have guest expert Deacon Blue in the studio to really school them on what's up. Whatever your feelings on I.C.P. this episode is not to be missed.

Are y'all ready to whippit, whippit real good? The ladies of Semonche sure are!

BTWWTF: Sidney's About to Choke on a Huge Dick, soooo...... by Sidney Delorean

You are getting VERY sleepy.............when I snap my fingers, you will wake up and laugh your buns off with Semonche. The ladies are here to give a brief lesson on hypnotism, as well as other things such as Sheena Easton and raising bongs.