Sex and the Cidiots

Rememeber when Desi no-showed the big performance with Marnie? Well the show doesn't! They've made up so much that they're actually going through with the wedding in this fun episode, which brings us a great guest star in the mysteriously-aged hair & makeup pro Bridget Everett, a tense bridal party that ends up finding some genuinely sweet and meaningful moments, a goofball parade of a groom's par...

It's election day for Ray, ruin someone else's good time day for Marnie (as usual), and take the gay out for a spin day for Hannah's dad, who has a nice time with Elijah. Jessa, Adam, Ace and Mimi Rose have one of the most deranged dinners we've ever seen, and we end the episode in a very different place than we begin, which is kinda nice! Rate & review us if you don't mind, and if you feel like e...

Folks, we FINALLY have the release date for And Just Like That Season 3, and it's May 19. 12 episodes dropping every Thursday. RIP Nya & Che, hello to flirty ballerinos, a million rats, "reporter" Miranda, LTW's work crush, Aidan's analog emojis, Seema's speeed dates, and Carrie's elf p0rn. Welcome back, Cidiots! In the LONG offseasons of our favorite show, you can find us gabbing every week about...

We got SILLY with this one, folks. In this dream-like episode of Girls, Hannah becomes a teacher three minutes after thinking about it for the first time, gets asked on a date, takes him to the worst possible place you could take a first date (where your ex and his new gf are), and the night devolves into craziness between Adam and the world's biggest d-bag played by Zachary Quinto, and Hannah and...

It's time for Hannah and Adam to get real and face the relationship music in this one, as Hannah goes into a trance upon finding Mimi Rose Howard in her (former?) apartment, and all the rest of the "Girls" (plus Ray) take turns trying to soothe her, while Hannah watches Adam's new girl's pretty banal Ted Talk. Some really good acting in this one! And creaming feet! It all ends up with our Hannah i...

There's a "Poet Party" in this one that leads to one of the great all-time Hannah monologues as she tears apart her classmates in a really satisfying way, Marnie and Desi have a meeting with some thirsty music industry execs and then have a serious talk about their problematic secret relationship, and Jessa pees in the street for no reason, gets both her and Adam arrested, and eventually actually...

Happy Valentine's Day dear listeners, and our romantic gift to you is a movie that made both ya boiz misty: The Notebook. You know it, you've felt it, you've wondered when we're supposed to know the twist of this thing, what the heck James Marsden did wrong, and if a pair of boxer shorts has ever been bigger than those donned by the Gos in this absolute emotional banger from 2004. Neither Kevin no...

In the season 4 premiere of Girls (recap stars at 9:00 minutes), a lot happens, but the ICONIC thing that happens is Desi going so far past downtown for the fellas that he has to ask for directions back up to downtown -- that's right, it's kitchen motorbuttin' time. Marnie's situationship with Desi has only gotten more complicated since the end of season 3, and their jazz brunch doesn't help anyth...

This re-watch comes courtesy of a Patreon request, so we're dropping it back on the main feed as a bonus. A fashionista (fashinist…sir?) funeral has Carrie thinking about who she wants to spend the rest of her life with and maybe kinda sorta reconciling with Big, Charlotte is led by a big hat into the sobbing arms of a widow, Miranda buys an apartment as a (gasp) single woman, and Samantha gets ca...

Hannah and Adam have some tension over their new living-apart situation, and about how many bananas Adam likes in the morning, but hey: they keep banging in spite of it. Hannah takes Elijah over to finish the interview with Patti LuPone (and her husband), and finally quits GQ before doing maybe the most unforgivable series of things we've seen this only sort-of forgivable character ever do! Marnie...

Grandma Flo is in the hospital, and it's not looking good. Also not looking good: the family dynamic among Hannah's mom and her two aunts, Adam and Hannah's prospects for (real) marriage, and the meanest cousin Hannah's ever had. An episode with some heavy themes but we had a pretty nice and light time with it, and hope y'all do too. Follow the WHOLE Girls journey over on patreon.com/KevinandJon ,...

Spoiler up top: this is, in our opinion, probably the best episode of Girls we've seen yet. It rules. The four gals are all together, there's almost too many amazing lines to write down, there's realistic friend dynamics on a weekend away at Marnie's aunt's beach house, and there's a Shoshanna monologue and resulting scene that is so good we just had to play it in full. As always, every OTHER epis...

Welp, Mr. Pump is dead and it's time to go to the funeral and a) mourn, if you're a normal person, b) whine like a hangry toddler if you're Adam or c) network for your now dead e-book if you're Hannah. When God shuts a door on your e-book he opens a window for a real book in this case, at least until legal problems get in the way, and Hannah takes out her frustration on Caroline, leading to a poss...

Adam's got an unwanted, surprise guest in this episod of "Girls," and it's the absolutely wild Gabby Hoffman! His disaster of a sister shows up and gets an invite to Hannah's 25th birthday party which features Hannah's parents dancing, an unwanted duet from party organizer Marnie, an awkward Shosh/Ray reunion, a bar fight with poor man's Anderson Cooper, and brief appearances by a bunch of side ch...

In the Season 3 premiere, Hannah's back on track with her both her book and Adam, and things are going great — until Natalia and Amy Schumer see the man who ghosted, and give him a hall-of-fame level smackdown at Grumpy's. Shosh is on a type-A, well-planned sexual rumspringa, Marnie is living with her mom and still spiraling about a Charlie breakup, and oh yeah, Jessa's back. Well, after ruining e...

Well this episode was unpleasant to watch! There's an iconic musical performance at a party by Marnie, and everything else is even harder to watch, somehow — Hannah's physical self-destruction, to both butt and ear, as she flips out about her book — and Adam's really rough fall off the wagon and into some problematic-to-bad sex with his nice new girlfriend. Also, there's Shosh getting the ick from...

Hey, have you ever watched Girls and been like, "why does Jessa suck so much?" Well, wonder no longer! This episode takes a trip upstate to meet her dad (Ben Mendelsohn!) and his wife (Rosanna Arquette!!), a couple of stone cold weirdos who eat nothing but rabbit and do basically nothing. Hannah has a sexcapade with a goofy high schooler in a turtleneck, we do some whippets, and Jessa bails, but p...

In this memorable departure of a Girls episode, it's only one "girl" — Hannah — as she follows Joshua/Josh (Patrick Wilson) home to admit she's been using his trash can, then bones him silly for two days, passes out in his fancy shower, and considers a new life for herself. It's a DIVISIVE episode, and we're glad to bring it to ALL the Sex and the Cidiots listeners. Alternating Girls eps appear he...

New cast member alert! Rosie O'Donnell announced she will play "Mary" on the 3rd season of "And Just Like That," and we popped on to talk about that, our predictions and hopes for her character, and what we know about the next season. Join the year-round fun over on patreon.com/kevinandjon for over 100 bonus podcasts, live zoom hangs, and Discord chats! Theme music by the great @hadgetunes !

Hannah gets a freelance job from everyone's favorite edgy website, JazzHate (think VICE/Buzzfeed) and decides to see what a night on cocaine is all about. Elijah joins her on her journey which they really seem to enjoy, after grabbing cocaine from Laird (the great Jon Glaser), the former junkie who lives downstairs. Booth Jonathan returns to show Marnie his art, apartment, and confusing dirty talk...

We begin with some updates from Sex and the City / And Just Like That world: Karen Pittman aka Nya Wallace has joined Che in leaving the show before season 3, leaving us only a Seema & TLDR departure from forming a little show called "Sex and The City." We also talk about the media's weird obsession with Gen Z seeing SATC for the first time on Netflix before getting into: Girls season 2 Premiere!...

This is SO S.A.T.C., says our Shosh, as the gals go to a book release party for an annoying college friend played by Jenny Slate. Hannah's writing rival is having success which drives her crazy enough so that she takes almost the literal first step towards being a writer, and goes to a reading held by her favorite college teacher (played by Michael Imperioli — the guest stars on this show, A+). Je...

The massive controversy from this episode: was Shosh wearing pants as she ran around Bushwick…on crack?! The girls all head to the biggest warehouse party in Brooklyn, and this party? Has everything: a pack of lesbians, Charlie and Ray's suddenly successful band, the world's saddest husband trying to cheat on his wife with Jessa, a glass cigarette filled with crack for Shosh, Elijah kissing a boy,...

Happy Valentine's Day, lovers! We decided to do a classic romcom that *one* of us had never seen, and drop it as a romantic, holiday bonus. So here we are, with a movie that doesn't work on paper, but big time works on the screen: a star-making turn by Julia Roberts who has "it" more than just about anyone has ever had, Richard Gere somehow making us like a 41 year old billionaire, Hector Elizondo...

In the aftermath of Hannah's diary revelation, Marnie & Charlie break up…or at least Charlie attempts to. That leads to Marnie going to the apartment of her boyfriend for the very first time, somehow, and doing some bargaining. Hannah takes typically awful advice from Jessa to try to F her boss "for the story," and fails, before dropping by Adam's only to watch him go hogwild, solo. Jessa takes an...