Unwashed Bear Productions
Seven Stars, Seven Siblings, and One White Tree
Seven Lord of the Rings loving siblings discuss J.R.R. Tolkien's famous book series and all other things Tolkien.
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Feb 20, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 29 - Filling the Rings Of Power Void 22.11.2022 29:46
Hey... do you have a Harfoot shaped hole in your life? Are you feeling more like a shapeless, formless disembodied spirit instead of a fair form ready to decieve elves and men alike? Are your Friday nights now dull and colorless? Do you feel you too might fade away without the help of a strange added plot point involving precious metals? Do all your days feel like Wandering Days since mid October?...
Episode 28 - Pretty Boys Don't Bite People's Ears Off 23.10.2022 49:09
All Seven of the Siblings are back for this special *SPOILER FILLED* espisode where they recap all their thoughts on all the various storylines in Season One of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings Of Power. Come ponder questions like: Has Sadoc Burrows read the Silmarillion? Which professional boxing star is actually Sauron? Is Celeborn a himbo? Or maybe he's Lemony Snicket? All that... and more! M...
Episode 26 - Interview with Harry from Daily Rings Of Power (SPOILERS!) 16.09.2022 45:53
*SPOILER WARNING* This show contains spoilers for the first three episodes of Rings of Power. Listen at your own spoilery risk. It has arrived! Amazon's new Lord of the Rings show "Rings of Power" is out now! On today's show we're joined by Harry from the Daily Rings Of Power Twitter and Podcast. He and the Siblings give their thoughts of the first three episodes of the show, address some question...
Episode 25 - Thoughts Before Rings of Power 22.08.2022 17:59
We're days away from the premiere of the first two episodes of Amazon's new Tolkien series "Rings of Power" and we have thoughts! (How much Tom Bombadil will there be? Too much? Not enough? Surely not enough...) Music by: purple-planet.com
Episode 24 - What Would You Be in Tolkien's World? 22.07.2022 23:53
On today's podcast, the Wheeler Siblings pose various "Imagine If..." questions where they ask what each person would be in Tolkien's World... things like: where would they live... which one of the multitude of dwarves would they be? Do you have "Imagine If" questions of your own? Let us know! Music: puple-planet.com
Interview with 'Tea With Tolkien' - Kaitlyn Facista 22.06.2022 40:12
On a very special episode of Seven Stars, Seven Siblings and One White Tree, we get the chance to interview Kaitlyn Facista, better known on the internet as "Tea With Tolkien". Kaitlyn shares some insight on reading Tolkien's works from a Catholic perspective, gives some helpful tips for understanding The Silmarillion, chat about the upcoming Amazon series: "Rings of Power", and MUCH, MUCH more! Y...
Would You Rather Eat an Ent? 22.05.2022 31:59
Would Your Rather listen to another Podcast?... wait, don't answer that! Instead listen to this month's episode where we ask Would You Rather Questions related to Tolkien's works. Tourism, baby names, sight-seeing, being eaten by monsters, and more!
Episode 21 - Lord of the Rings 'What If' 23.04.2022 38:21
What If Elves could fly over moutains and bring the sun? What If the other hobbits hadn't wanted any more mushrooms? What If Denethor took some parenting classes? ...We don't discuss any of these questions on today's show, but we do ask a lot of other important What If questions about the Lord of the Rings. And bring many obscure movie and literature quotes along for the ride.
Episode 20 - Tolkien Reading Day and Eucatastrophes 22.03.2022 30:10
On this episode we celebrate Tolkien Reading Day on March 25th with a few of the 7 stars of our show. We discuss catastrophes, happy endings, spicy dinners, Steven Moffat, Pedro Pascal, and Jeeves! PLUS... much more.
Episode 19 - First The Rings of Power Trailer Reaction 22.02.2022 35:47
Forget the Super Bowl, the very first The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power trailer dropped this month! The Wheeler siblings are here to break it down for you and give their thoughts on what's to come. Also they get a little nostalgic and talk about watching the first trailers for the Lord of the Rings movies back in the Elder Days of dial-up internet.
Episode 18 - Books Like The Lord of the Rings 23.01.2022 34:59
Like to read? Of course you do! This episode we suggest some other books that we've enjoyed that remind us of the Lord of the Rings. Sadly, Goodnight Moon and The Very Hungry Caterpillar do not make the list.
Episode 17 - How To Give Gifts Like Galadriel 22.12.2021 39:24
Happy Christmas from the 7 Stars and the 7 Siblings! (The One White Tree is feeling a little Scrooge-ish) And if you're still looking for that one perfect gift for the Tolkien lover in your life, look no further! On today's episode we give you the goods on all the best Lord of the Rings gifts for everyone in your fellowship. Could it be as simple as pulling out a few hairs? Listen and find out! M...
Episode 16 - Interview with Bev Nash, and thoughts on Christmas 22.11.2021 27:29
On this episode of Seven stars, Seven Siblings and One White Tree it's just the One Quincy here to interview, friend of the podcast, Bev Nash. They have a fascinating conversation on several far reaching topics. Then Quincy brings Christmas to Middle-Earth early! I hope you set out your Lembas Bread and Green Dragon Ale for Santa! Transcript for this episode can be found: here Music by www.puple-p...
Episode 15 - How Orcs Are Made 22.10.2021 47:50
On today's podcast we have the ultimate bad guy showdown! We have created a Bracket Of Badness and the seven of us debate the merits... or demerits of each villainous character from the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Who will be the big winner, er, loser?? Listen and see! And also we might discuss the somewhat complicated question of how Orcs are brought into this world... maybe. Music: http...
Episode 14 - Let's Party Like It's September 22nd 22.09.2021 49:12
Happy Bilbo and Frodo's Birthday! On today's show we put all of the parties listed in Tolkien's works to the test and rank them to find the ULITIMATE TOLKIEN PARTY! Is it the death party? The awkward wedding? The Political rally? TOMATOES?? Then we play a little "Who's Elvish Is It Anyway?". Yes. We do. Music by: https://www.purple-planet.com
Episode 13 - "Best Of" Throwback 22.08.2021 36:21
This week we take a trip to ages past... or rather to the past year or so to bring you a "Best Of" Episode featuring selections from previous podcast episodes. (Your usual 7 congenial hosts had 7 busy schedules and couldn't record something new) Also Quincy has some thoughts on the first official photo from Amazon's upcoming Middle-Earth series. Regular episodes will return next month. Transcript...
Episode 12 - Tolkien Humor 22.07.2021 36:43
On today's show we discuss humor is Professor Tolkien's work, including some of our very favorite funny parts from the books and movies. Many important things are discussed. Do dwarves make good footballs? Can Hobbits fly? Why do we have to apologize to Hugo Weaving again? Find out all that and more! Music: https://www.purple-planet.com
Episode 11 - Amazon, Anime, and Hot Dwarves 22.06.2021 27:07
In this episode we talk about what every other Tolkien fan has been talking about and discuss at length our thoughts and hopes for the two new Tolkien visual adaptations coming: The War of the Rohirrim Anime and the new Amazon LotR Prequel. And Noelle talks at length about her love of Hot Dwarves. Also is the Mouth of Sauron actually Alice from the Brady Bunch?... Maybe?
Episode 10 - Choosing Characters For Each Other 22.05.2021 32:37
Today the 7 Wheeler siblings decide who they would be if they were Lord of the Rings characters. (Spoilers: Surprisingly no one chose Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.) We also discuss if the Gaffer could just walk into Mordor or not. (Spoilers: He can.) Also Mom picks a character to be her child, and Dad and Quincy discuss the times when you have to make difficult decisions in life.
Episode 9 - Re-casting the LOTR films 22.04.2021 59:12
It's a jumbo-sized episode today as the Wheeler Siblings discuss what actors they would cast in the Lord of the Rings films, if there was an alternate-universe of films. Only one rule! No repeating actors from the original films. Come along with us as we consider the best of the best of screen and stage. And Nicolas Cage.
Episode 8 - Gondorian New Year 22.03.2021 42:49
Happy Gondorian New Year! In honor of March 25th the seven siblings present various creative projects to celebrate the downfall of Sauron. We're excited for you to hear what we have in store! Oliphaunts! Trees! Poetry! Cyndi Lauper! Sports! Also Mom give motherly advice to a certain someone, and Dad gives a stirring reading.
Episode 7 - Watching the LOTR Films First (with guest Kenny Dykes) 22.02.2021 34:03
This episode features our very first (non-family) guest! Lord of the Rings fan Kenny Dykes joins us to talk about what it's like to first discover Tolkien's world through the film versions, and then to later read the books. We also discuss Aragorn's pants (or lack thereof). Then Mom and Dad put in their own two cents about the LOTR films. But really this episode is about Aragorn's pants.
Episode 6 - Hope 21.01.2021 35:47
On this first episode of the new year, the Wheeler siblings are back to discuss the different times the theme of Hope is found in the Lord of the Rings... in case you needed some after 2020! Also, the Mom and Dad segments are back! Mom talks about some unique names she likes, and Dad tries to remember a unique name!
Episode 5 - Middle-Earth Food and Drink 19.12.2020 30:27
On the last episode of this year, the Wheeler siblings talk about all the food and drinks from Tolkien's book, and about some of their own favorites too. And they discuss the all important question: How do you like your dirt?
Episode 4 - Happy Birthday to our Dad! 23.11.2020 35:24
Today we celebrate the (belated) birthday of our dad who was the one to first introduce us to the Lord of the Rings and all things Tolkien. He discusses how he first came to read the books, and the impact they had on his life. Then we have an interview with Uncle Charles, our Dad's older brother. Not to be missed!
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