Serial Killers & Seltzer

cat·fish  1. fish for catfish."we catfished until the wee hours  2. INFORMAL•US
lure (someone) into a relationship by means of a fictional online persona.  Used in a sentence: “He was being catfished by a triflin’ ass hoe!”  Put your fucking seatbelts on kids it’s going to be a wild ride! I have gathered you here today to talk about the urban dictionary definition of “Catfish”! Someone has been ma...

Happy New Year My Loves! Get ready for a history lesson from hell, but a little more fun because we have alcohol! Alyssa finally got the notes she’s been asking for, so get ready for a professional ass episode! Tonight’s lesson is about Medieval Torture Methods! Buckle up bitches it’s about to get gory AF! Cheers Bitches!!! Follow us @serialkillers_seltzer Shoot us an email at amijustcray@gmail.co...

I traded in the Runner for a Wrangler! It’s exciting but this entire episode is dedicated to the bullshit I’ve been dealing with as a new Jeep owner! Welcome to the shit show friends! Feel free to send any Jeep links, advice or credit explanations to amijustcray@gmail.com Don’t forget to follow @serialkillers_seltzer on Instagram!

Merry Christmas from Serial Killers & Seltzer! Strap in for a tear jerker! An incredible Christmas story of a young boy & his friends who concur all & stand up against bullying in their school & orphanage. Cheers Bitches! Resources:  The True Story Behind The Crown Season 3 Aberfan Story (refinery29.com)

Wilemina Mildew & Crack Rock on the mic for a quick Israel Keyes Part 2. As promised, see below for Keyes' Travel Log.  Resources: FBI Releases Timeline of Israel Keyes Travels, Alleges at Least 11 Murders - Alaska Native News (alaska-native-news.com) wls_081313_Israel Keyes_timeline.pdf (go.com) Commercials:   Lucky 13’s https://protectyourink.com/ Code: Wells for 25% your entire order   Pure rom...

I am so excited to have my first guest host on Serial Killers & Seltzer! Strap in for a wild case, Wilemina Mildew & Crack Rock on the mic! The subject of this episode is an absolute monster & is one of the most interesting serial killers I have ever researched, & might just be the most terrifying! Israel Keyes, was an American serial killer, rapist, arsonist, burglar & bank robber! A Jack of all...

Welcome to the shit show! Listen to learn what 12 hours of salutary confinement will do to a person! Kinda sorta but not really… Crazy things pop into my brain whilst I am at work, I’m giving you a front row seat to the shit show! I hope you’re here because I click baited the FUCK OUT OF YOU!

***PLEASE DON’T REPORT ME KAREN*** In preparation for another military medical meeting regarding the COVID-19 vaccine I did some research & wanted to share a few facts with your beautiful earholes! You may not agree with me or like what I have to say but BUCKLE UP BITCHES!  Resources:  https://nwobroadcastcorp.wordpress.com/2021/05/21/the-vaccines/  https://principia-scientific....

In celebration of Halloween I give you a BONUS EPISODE! A terrifying tale that is sure to give you nightmares, The Russian Sleep Experiment. Cheers Witches & Happy Halloween!!! Resources:  https://sleepsherpa.com/russian-sleep-experiment/amp/  https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Russian_Sleep_Experiment  Commercials:  Lucky 13’s https://protectyourink.com/ Code: Wells f...

***WARNING*** This story contains information of a death of a child, though it is not detailed or gruesome, it is terrible & upsetting. In the Spirit of Halloween I give you a story of a true piece of shut, “The Man Who Killed Halloween”, “The Candy Man” a father who killed his own flesh & blood for nothing more than financial gain. Ronald Clark O’Bryan caused a town wide panic & singl...

What caused 9 young hikers to perish in the Siberian Wilderness? Was it a Slab Avalanche? Maybe Soviet Military Weapons Testing? Could it have been “ZEE KGB WAITING FOR NO ONE”?! Possibly an Alien Invasion or a Russian Yeti attack!? Strap in kids for the graphic & terrifying mystery of the Dyatlov Pass Incident! Don’t forget to follow @serialkillers_seltzer & @fit_momicorn for photos &...

Welcome to my travel blog! Travel tips; New Mexico is a shit hole, don’t drink sour milk & don’t sleep at random gas stations because Missouri is creepy AF! Next stop Ohio…. FOREVER, BECAUSE I’D RATHER DIE THAN MAKE THIS TRIP AGAIN! Cheers to safe travels & not getting murdered! I’M CALLING CATFISH!!!!!

***PLEASE DON’T REPORT ME KAREN*** Welcome to my glorious brain child, 4Runner Freestyle where I informally share everything that is in my head & heart! Today I start my long trek cross-country from Arizona to Ohio & I would like to share my opinion & my thoughts/theories on the“C word” & the vax mandate for the military. If you don’t care to listen to me talk about this subject or have anything n...

As if you needed one for reason not to hike alone in a foreign country, here’s the story of 2 Dutch hikers that go missing on their trip to Panama. Two best friends Lisanne Froon and Kris Kramer’s seemingly get lost in the dense and treacherous jungles of Panama. Numerous bone fragments are found months later near a riverbank. Could they have fallen victim to foul play, Pygmy cannibals or just a h...

Are they demons, spirits of murdered child, vampires or even alien human hybrids?! I'll leave it up to you to decide. But whatever they are, they are creepy AF and give me the heebie-jeebies FOR SURE! Don't ever let them in or you will surely regret it, that is, if you live to tell the tale. You're welcome for the nightmare and the nostalgia of Moviefone and Diphtheria.   P.S.: DO NOT CA...

This legend is sure to give you nightmares. Prepare for the intense first hand account of a poor musician that was down on his luck and trying to recover from a bad gig. The story of how Howard Moon, and Vince Noir escaped the clutches of a strange and hideous merman like creature that lives at the bottom of Black Lake known only to the locals as Old Gregg.  Commercials:  Pure romance ht...

Back to Belle Gunness! We’ll dive deep into her love life, missed opportunities, a possible accomplice & the biggest question of all, WHERE THE FUCK IS BELLE GUNNESS! Commercials: Pure romance https://pureromance.com/KaleeWells https://takecareof.com/invites/kwweym Here's a code so you can get your first order 50% off! kwweym https://www.freskincare.com/KALEEW KALEEW for 25% off your entire order...

Born in Selbu, Norway on November 22, 1859 Brynhild Paulsdatter Storseth moved to America in the early 1880s where she Americanized & became Belle Peterson. An American Black Widow Serial Killer characterized by her apparent motives involved collecting life insurance, cash and other valuables & eliminating any witnesses. It wasn’t until her 2nd husband that she would become Belle Gunness. She kill...

A Minisode for your listening pleasure because I know you love hearing my voice screeching in your ear holes! You're fucking welcome for this roller coaster of emotions. The Macdonald Triad, is it a deluxe meal at McDonald's or can it predict if your child will become a killer?!... Guess you'll have to listen to find out! Sources: Predicting a Killer: The MacDonald Triad (Myth) - (lepageassociates...

Welcome to 2021! I know it’s off to a rocky start but hopefully you can kick back, enjoy a Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade & SK&S can take your mind off of your shitty life & direct it towards someone else’s shitty ass past! Hail Gein & his aspiration to be the first transgender woman.... Totally kidding, Edward Theodore Gein had a rough upbringing & definitely leaned hard AF into being Mommies special...