Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

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Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com

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Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

Episodes

579: Worst Food City 13.02.2023 57:50

In this episode we discuss cereal mascots, blister popping, and skincare routines. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

578: Birthday Blumenfeld 06.02.2023 46:22

In this episode we discuss getting suspended, writing songs, and Amir’s ideal gift. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

577: Amir Is Yogurt 30.01.2023 51:10

In this episode we discuss goatees, cacti, and get a surprise call from a friend. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

576: Nose Picker 23.01.2023 52:10

In this episode we discuss cheeseburgers, smegma and tiny benches. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

575: Orthodontics 16.01.2023 49:53

In this episode we discuss our favorite bands, video game characters, and how to smile better! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

574: Condom Wrapper 09.01.2023 52:21

In this episode we discuss golfing, bartending, and yes: WORDLE. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

573: Polar Plunge 2 03.01.2023 46:31

In this episode we discuss New Years Eve, New Years Days, and suppressing your emotions. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

572: Polar Plunge 26.12.2022 52:17

In this episode we discuss skipping parties, tweeting retirement, and eating garbage. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

571: White Lotus (w/Adam DiMarco!) 19.12.2022 1:18:13

In this episode Adam DiMarco (aka Albie Di Grasso) joins us to discuss public sex, private messages, and birds. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

570: Wrestling 12.12.2022 45:48

In this episode we discuss our pet peeves, fitness routines, and wanting to want an iPad. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

569: Vasectomy 05.12.2022 45:49

In this episode we discuss soccer, football, and Norwegian Nerds. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

568: Body Hair 28.11.2022 39:35

In this episode we discuss mouth breathing, polyamory, and laser hair removal. Shout out to Patrick. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

567: Amir Is Sick 21.11.2022 45:55

In this episode we discuss throat spray, law students, and Jake’s father. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

566: Blue Corn Moon 14.11.2022 50:29

In this episode we discuss bad neighbors, infertility, and Amir's smoothie business. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

565: Party Pooper 07.11.2022 45:46

In this episode we discuss breaking up, driving bad, and moving to Romania. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

564: Clam Hands 31.10.2022 48:18

In this episode we discuss stretching, gifting, and why size doesn't matter. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Introducing: Headgum Happy Hour 27.10.2022 1:05:58

Consider this your official invite to hang with us in the Headgum backyard: it's the Headgum Happy Hour, our new monthly stand-up comedy show! Hosted by the Headgummers you know and (we hope) love, Amir Blumenfeld, Geoffrey James, and Danny Sellers! In our inaugural episode, comedians Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, and Ian Karmel take us back to school for some stories...

563: Demons 24.10.2022 1:07:02

In this episode we discuss blockbuster videos and lackluster burritos. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

562: Athletic Lightning Round 17.10.2022 54:21

In this episode we discuss bicycling, tennis-ing, and everything in between. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

561: Bagels and God 10.10.2022 44:13

In this episode we discuss destination weddings, car leases, and how to pronounce a baby name. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

560: Mile High Club 03.10.2022 43:49

In this episode we discuss Dingos, UFOs, and getting went down on. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

559: Bad Art 26.09.2022 48:43

In this episode we discuss, triathlons, Teslas, and finding new hobbies. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

558: Gamer Love 19.09.2022 45:00

In this episode we discuss vacation romance, Twitch streamers, and National tragedies. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

557: Swashbuckler 12.09.2022 41:34

In this episode we discuss todah's, tattoos, and teenage Jews. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

556: So Random (w/Emily and Sammy!) 05.09.2022 40:41

In this episode Emily Gonzalez and Sammy Smart from "Too Scary Didn’t Watch" are in studio discussing mass transportation crushes, extra sunglasses, and slowly moving into your boyfriend's apartment. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...