Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

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Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com

Author

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

headgum.com

Latest episode

Apr 28, 2026

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Episodes

467: Staying Warm 21.12.2020

In this episode we discuss calling friends, vacuuming floors, and drinking wine. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

466: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel 14.12.2020

In this special Hanukkah episode of our show, we are joined by an old friend to discuss wine, the holidays, and of course: Stickers. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

465: Physical Therapy (w/ Mystery Guest!) 07.12.2020

In this episode we discuss turning 30, grandparent gifts, and Disney songs. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

464: Rat Car 30.11.2020

In this episode we discuss standing desks, messy homes, and sixth grade math lessons. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

463: Ticklish 23.11.2020

In this episode we discuss our Thanksgiving plans, Zoom fatigue, and foot fetishes. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

462: Screen Time 16.11.2020

In this episode we discuss smoothie bowls, nightcaps, and cellphone addiction. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

461: Morning After JOE 10.11.2020

Four years later, we can finally discuss where we were the morning after BIDEN got elected. Then answer as many questions as we can, lightning round style. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Morning After the Morning After 05.11.2020

We're back! Four years after "The Morning After Trump" we discuss our election nights and our hopes for the (not too distant) future. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

460: Morning Before Election 02.11.2020

In this episode we discuss army time, farting time, and VOTING TIME. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

459: Night Terrors 26.10.2020

In this episode we discuss undecided voters, Zoom crushes, and infiltrating your roommates dreams. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

458: Flight Attendant 19.10.2020

In this episode we discuss role playing, haircuts, and quitting the podcast if Trump wins the presidential election. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

457: Eames Toilet (w/Geoffrey James!) 12.10.2020

Friend, comedian, and fellow Headgum podcaster joins us to discuss road trips, sawdust, and dating in the time of Corona. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

456: VOTE 08.10.2020

In this Bonus Thursday episode we discuss moles, grind guards, and how to vote! Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

455: Rubik's Cube 05.10.2020

In this episode we discuss birds, hoops, and Tik-Tok in a lightning round fashion. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

454: Naked Neighbors (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!) 28.09.2020

Friends and fellow Headgum podcasters, Adal, Erin, and JPC are in the zoom to discuss smoking, moving, and Amir's poetry. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

BONUS THURSDAY: The Headgum Podcast 24.09.2020

This is a special feed drop of THE HEADGUM PODCAST with us, Geoff, and Marika. A silly great time for your weekend listening. If you haven't yet, you can subscribe to THE HEADGUM PODCAST wherever you listen to this show. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

453: Telling Time (w/Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk!) 21.09.2020

Friends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO . Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

452: Hawaii Time 14.09.2020

In this episode we convince ourselves to move to Maui, then discuss Corona Bullies and iPhone aliases. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

451: Off the Grid 08.09.2020

In this episode we discuss Jake's recent trip, his bad back, and how to deal with a Muay Thai partner who won't cut his nails. For more of us on a podcast, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on  If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

450: Reality TV (w/Karen Chee!) 31.08.2020

Comedian Karen Chee joins us to discuss noisy neighbors, scary movies, and defining the relationship. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

449: Geoff and Reilly Lightning Round 24.08.2020

Friends and fellow Headgum Podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh join us to discuss their ideal height, their ideal compliment, and their podcast Review Revue ! Advertise on  If I Were You  via  Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

448: Tourist Season (w/Miel!) 17.08.2020

Friend/Singer/Fellow Headgum podcaster Miel Bredouw joins us to discuss shitty roommates, lonely boyfriends, and her new album, " Tourist Season !" Advertise on  If I Were You  via  Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

447: Roommate Switch 10.08.2020

In this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride. For more of us on podcasts, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on  If I Were You  via  Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

446: Jake's Birthday Gift 04.08.2020

In this episode we discuss virtual reality, virtual currency, and the perfect present for a 35 year old. For more of us check out "The Headgum Podcast" on the Headgum network, and Patreon.com/JA ! Advertise on  If I Were You  via  Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

445: Only Fans 27.07.2020

In this episode we discuss various Zoom meals we recently shared with Broadway royalty, then a question or two about porn and having sex during quarantine. Advertise on  If I Were You  via  Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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