Seeking Derangements

Ben, Jacques, and Hesse are all together and coming to you from Mora Studios in Little Italy NYC! We talk about which outfits have gotten Jacques hate-crimed in New York, mourn Jerry Springer, and scout a bottom for 4th mic. Plus we end the episode with the most challenging set of moral dilemmas we've ever faced. Subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements

Hello everyone! Today we review Bill Maher's interview with various children, discuss Tim Walz's horrible recipes, and (brace for impact) upack Chappell Roan's comments about some of her "weird" fans. Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes!

It’s a trans girl takeover! Hesse is joined by Masha Breeze to talk Sex and the City, solutions for Olympic gender problems, and Masha’s iconic boss. Then, a very special guest drops in for the interview of a lifetime: the first trans woman ever Trudy Bonfires drops in to talk about her new book and spill the tea about Eleanor Roosevelt and Karl Marx. Follow Masha on twitter @MashaParty and subscr...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the pictures of JD Vance's fat head in that crunchy old wig, why the gay man who broke the Vance Drag story has 2/3rds of this podcast blocked, and why transitioning could have saved her (jk). Plus Jacques spends 40 minutes texting a take out order to his mother and Hesse tells us about Mr. Beast getting canceled. We wrap things up with a...

hey yall happy sunday its me Jacques i recorded with Brandon wardell and Asad the Supreme being. We discuss women, men, our love lives. Find out if Asad is a biggot, his time on the show wild n out and Bradon makes some funnies too. We all recount our time together in Austin too Listen to Brandon's show here: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow And find Asad's IG here: https://www.instagra...

Hello Seekers! Jacques, Ben and Hesse here, today we finally uncover the foundational trauma behind Jacques very serious aversion to chewing gum, discuss RFK's baby bear dumping, and draft a letter to the DNC in which we beg for press passes and promise to be normal. Weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements !

Today Hesse and Ben thank Caitlyn Jenner for yet again saving us from nuclear apocalypse, talk about Biden randomly still being alive, Elon Musk beefing with his daughter, the Olympic Grindr ban, JD Vance's big face and head, and why so many brunette women are becoming homophobic right wing influencers. Plus we take your calls! PATREON.COM/SEEKINGDERANGEMENTS

Happy Sunday Seekers! April joins Hesse, Ben and Jacques to talk about 164,000 white women crashing Zoom for a Kamala fundraiser, Jacques idea for a lesbian Christmas movie, and what happens when you piss off Brats. Get tickets to Aprils LA show here: https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/aprilclark

Theda joins Hesse and I to talk about Biden's miserable week (we recorded before he actually dropped out lol), Bevvie the Transvestigator's claims about the Biden family, and of course Bryan Johnson, whom we are all really disappointed in.

Welcome back seekers! The whole team is united today to play you some of our favorite songs and discuss the week in news. We talk about Trump getting shot, posthumously Queer Eye the shooter, try to locate Gypsy Rose Blanchard and of course we take some of your calls as well!

Welcome back seekers! While we love being a podcast of the people, we are fed up with getting zero recognition from the mainstream media and professional podcasts alike. And that's why we have resorted to throwing the first punch at the most successful shows in the game, according to NY Mag. That's right, we are bullying the top 10 podcasts in the country right now, viciously and without remorse....

Hello seekers and happy Sunday! Join us today as we celebrate the return of our Queen Jacques Gonsoulin, who has emerged triumphantly from his battle with 4 impacted wisdom teeth and some other stuff too. Jacques tells us all about his surgery, why the nurses said he had a "marijuana allergy," the car wreck that was caused by his desire for bone broth, rewriting his will, and of course, he puts He...

Super producer Palma joins Hesse and I for a full debate recap. We talk about Biden's abysmal performance, yet another attempt at mass gaslighting by the Democratic party, and suggest some replacements for Biden. We also discuss JVN's response to the allegations that Zir is an absolute menace on set.

FULL VIDEO EPISODE ON PATREON The internet favorite’s homophobic, queer-baiting Turk joins Hesse and I to put his alleged ally-status to the test. Will he accrue enough points from the Gay List to gain entry into the gayborhood? Will he get the F pass? The more coveted T pass? Well… Has Hasan (or even worse your man) closed a drawer with his hip? Have they made male friends or used an elliptical?...

Hello Seekers! Hesse and I are back and taking more of your pride calls. We teach a 6'5" gay guy with a mustache how to seem like a bottom in front of his trans-masc husband's co-workers (very easy), chastise gay men who chase straight men, out 300 closeted politicians, and invent something called misogyno-blanc. Also we hear two SHOCKING testimonies from people unfortunate enough to personal run-...

On this special one on one interview Brandon and me (Jacques) discuss our recent tomfoolery when he came to new orleans and preformed for two days, I did my first stand up st opening for him and just the total shenanigans of new orleans. Throughout the episode I bring back the points system to clarify Brandon's grade. Listen right away

Hello seekers! Hesse and I are back talking about how I almost punched a woman at Des Moines pride, the brand new Herpes/Chlamydia prank going around, where to blow an Aztec Death Whistle for maximum impact and my parents having another kid because I looked so gay. Of course we also talk about Hunter Biden going to jail and how to enjoy Charli XCX's new hit album Brat when you suffer from Obstinan...

Welcome back Seekers! We're all here to discuss Pope Francis' statements on f*ggotry run amuck in Italian seminaries, which then makes Jacques hungry. So we invent some sandwiches, clock our social credit scores, rank women, and brainstorm how fat Jacques would have been in WWII. But most importantly we write an email to casting at "Pop Culture Jeopardy," and end by taking a shot at the quiz ourse...

April and Grace join Hesse and I to crack open the lesbian list! Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. Get tickets to Girl Gods live show here: https://...

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode! It's just Hesse and I today, I give her a rundown of my micro bully obsession, a debrief of the Amityville Micro Bully Pop Up I attended, and what the dogs Really Mean. We also discuss JoJo Siwa's continued tragic (or slay?) career, make some predictions about the Biden/Trump debate, and cover the beautiful discourse I heard among the protesters in fr...

Welcome back everyone! Jacques unleashes a new beef he will almost certainly lose, we celebrate Hesse for Mothers Day, discuss how we would get the Dublin/NYC portal shut down, being on deaths door, and getting hooked on Zyn. Also Jacques casts his 360 video à la Charli XCX, we uncover why gay guys travel like fugitives, and finally we shout out the two nurses who were vaporized last year at a mon...

Today the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily join me to break the seal on a brand new list, thats right–it's the Lesbian List. Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and...

Happy Sunday Seekers! Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem assassinating her puppy for being annoying and what happens when you antagonize ghosts and spirits. Plus we take your calls! We tell you how to impress your girlfriends religious parents, how to bust on SSRI's, and how to break up with someone who has...

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Theda and John stop by to talk about Hesse scaring her landlords with gay pornography, Ben's newfound love of leering in the park, the hottest sportsmen, the ugliest sportsmen, Caitlyn Clarke being cis, Ben's dad thinking he is a prostitute, fire island, red carpet menswear and of course Theda and Johns new movie Stress Positions. Go see it! Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon