Seeking Derangements

Hesse's voicemails on Saturday, October 12th, 2024.

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I develop a new diet plan for Jacques (at his request), discuss scaring people at the gym, Mario Bosco literally attacking me on the street, the only child to asexual pipeline, and holding yourself hostage at work.

Happy Sunday! Today we discuss megalopolis flopping, review Sophies new album, and Jacques reveals what he thinks the pyramids are. Plus we take your calls! Get tickets to our live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?aff=oddtdtcreator And get ¡No Pasarán!, Matt Christmans new book here: https://chapotraphouse.store/produ...

Ben here, today I'm coming to you with a very special episode featuring Jen Sillen. To ring in the fall season Jen and I board the Staten Island Ferry and play our favorite autumnal tracks. We discuss our favorite white women of the 2010's, China Mac vs. Moo Deng (and why China's owner won't come on the Pod), Chappell vs. Gaga, me low-key feeling bad about bullying Mitski off twitter, and then we...

On today's episode we announce Electile Dysfunction (our Nov. 5 live election show, ticket link dropping soon) cover mayor Adams indictment, Olivia Nuzzi allegedly harassing RFK Jr, and Jacques finally meets his voodoo doll.

It's Seeking Sunday! Welcome everyone, today Ben, Jacques and Hesse discuss the Trump shooter's plan to save the world, Tulsi's white steak, Diddy's arrest, and Laura Loomer needing so much attention. Plus we get some crazy tea on Moo Deng via our hotline! Shocking....we love yall!

NYC, get tickets to Hesse and Masha's 9/19 live show, "Miss Trans USA" find links on Masha's twitter (@MashaParty) In this unlocked episode, Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick, Drake’s selfies getting gayer, and Mikhalia Peterson’s devious ways. More impor...

Full Episode on Patreon. On today's episode Hesse and Jacques are joined by Grace Freud and super producer Palma! They discuss cajuns eating Nutria Rat, Taylor Swift shouting out 9/11 at the VMA's, Jacques being accused of murder (?), and Trump's beautiful neck. Get tickets to Graces LA show My Father Has Been Murdered: dadsdie.com

Hello LGTBQ's and allies alike! Ben here, today I've got an episode of the Gay List with the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily. Before we consider every conceivable way in which your man could be gay, we make some very confident debate predictions. I think we slayed. Then we crack open the list at entry 1,000 and discuss everything from our burning hatred of people who Amazon paper t...

Happy Seeking Sunday! Nate Fisher and Will Sennett join Hesse and Ben for another installment of the Lesbian List. We discuss how duplicitous the Gay Friend can be, lesbians only coming in size XS or XL, and how to get gay guys into sports betting. Lesbians we love you!!!! Listen to Nate and Will's podcast A Closer Look here: https://open.spotify.com/show/4f8K43VPxVRjdQWHGT92FW Find info on Eephus...

Full video episode only on Patreon! Coming to you today with a very special episode. We show Jacques the voodoo doll of him that was found at a shop in rural Louisiana, discuss Lana's new cajun boy toy, Troye Sivan giving Charli XCX the F pass, getting wet dreams in jail and getting called fat by your parents. As mentioned, you can support Conerstone Buses, a non-profit which helps families visit...

Happy Seeking Sunday! Today Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick (she’s dating Ben Affleck) and of course we try to figure out who Jigsaw really is. More importantly, we score a big interview with disgraced blonde Elizabeth Holmes, an interview which is quic...

Ben, Jacques, and Hesse are all together and coming to you from Mora Studios in Little Italy NYC! We talk about which outfits have gotten Jacques hate-crimed in New York, mourn Jerry Springer, and scout a bottom for 4th mic. Plus we end the episode with the most challenging set of moral dilemmas we've ever faced. Subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements

Hello everyone! Today we review Bill Maher's interview with various children, discuss Tim Walz's horrible recipes, and (brace for impact) upack Chappell Roan's comments about some of her "weird" fans. Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes!

It’s a trans girl takeover! Hesse is joined by Masha Breeze to talk Sex and the City, solutions for Olympic gender problems, and Masha’s iconic boss. Then, a very special guest drops in for the interview of a lifetime: the first trans woman ever Trudy Bonfires drops in to talk about her new book and spill the tea about Eleanor Roosevelt and Karl Marx. Follow Masha on twitter @MashaParty and subscr...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the pictures of JD Vance's fat head in that crunchy old wig, why the gay man who broke the Vance Drag story has 2/3rds of this podcast blocked, and why transitioning could have saved her (jk). Plus Jacques spends 40 minutes texting a take out order to his mother and Hesse tells us about Mr. Beast getting canceled. We wrap things up with a...

hey yall happy sunday its me Jacques i recorded with Brandon wardell and Asad the Supreme being. We discuss women, men, our love lives. Find out if Asad is a biggot, his time on the show wild n out and Bradon makes some funnies too. We all recount our time together in Austin too Listen to Brandon's show here: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow And find Asad's IG here: https://www.instagra...

Hello Seekers! Jacques, Ben and Hesse here, today we finally uncover the foundational trauma behind Jacques very serious aversion to chewing gum, discuss RFK's baby bear dumping, and draft a letter to the DNC in which we beg for press passes and promise to be normal. Weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements !

Today Hesse and Ben thank Caitlyn Jenner for yet again saving us from nuclear apocalypse, talk about Biden randomly still being alive, Elon Musk beefing with his daughter, the Olympic Grindr ban, JD Vance's big face and head, and why so many brunette women are becoming homophobic right wing influencers. Plus we take your calls! PATREON.COM/SEEKINGDERANGEMENTS

Happy Sunday Seekers! April joins Hesse, Ben and Jacques to talk about 164,000 white women crashing Zoom for a Kamala fundraiser, Jacques idea for a lesbian Christmas movie, and what happens when you piss off Brats. Get tickets to Aprils LA show here: https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/aprilclark

Theda joins Hesse and I to talk about Biden's miserable week (we recorded before he actually dropped out lol), Bevvie the Transvestigator's claims about the Biden family, and of course Bryan Johnson, whom we are all really disappointed in.

Welcome back seekers! The whole team is united today to play you some of our favorite songs and discuss the week in news. We talk about Trump getting shot, posthumously Queer Eye the shooter, try to locate Gypsy Rose Blanchard and of course we take some of your calls as well!

Welcome back seekers! While we love being a podcast of the people, we are fed up with getting zero recognition from the mainstream media and professional podcasts alike. And that's why we have resorted to throwing the first punch at the most successful shows in the game, according to NY Mag. That's right, we are bullying the top 10 podcasts in the country right now, viciously and without remorse....

Hello seekers and happy Sunday! Join us today as we celebrate the return of our Queen Jacques Gonsoulin, who has emerged triumphantly from his battle with 4 impacted wisdom teeth and some other stuff too. Jacques tells us all about his surgery, why the nurses said he had a "marijuana allergy," the car wreck that was caused by his desire for bone broth, rewriting his will, and of course, he puts He...

Super producer Palma joins Hesse and I for a full debate recap. We talk about Biden's abysmal performance, yet another attempt at mass gaslighting by the Democratic party, and suggest some replacements for Biden. We also discuss JVN's response to the allegations that Zir is an absolute menace on set.