Seeking Derangements

Hello Seekers, Ben here, today our lawyer, investigative reporter, and the bad girl of podcasting, Meg, joins us for an earth-shattering expose on a recent “Marijuana Trade Show” in Hudson, NY. We discuss THC potency skyrocketing 307% since legalization, corporate capture of the Devil’s Lettuce, Jacques consuming 800MG's of the stuff daily and of course, everything that went down at the Trade Show...

*FULL VIDEO IS FREE ON OUR PATREON* Hello everyone! Ben here, bringing you another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein you send us a photo of your bedroom (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age and location! Fan favorite and major transgender celebrity Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to clock in and clock down! Want to be a part of Interior Motives?...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I kick off the show with a debrief of Jacque's Portland stint–the women, the food, the 6-9PM DJ sets. Then we take over The Ethicist, NYT's advice column for extremely neurotic liberals and give them unsolicited advice on buying a gun even though you hate guns, protecting your property values, and what to do you about your husband's boyfriend's hus...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Max joins Hesse and I to discuss Trumps tour of the Middle East, the nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate, the Pope's gay brother, the Pope's MAGA brother, Trump accepting white South African "refugees," and how California is trying to ban gay cruising.

Its Seeking Sunday! Happy Mothers day to all of you divas. Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I guess what the new pope's vibe is (we recorded 10 minutes after the news was announced) spill some upstate tea about Martha Stewart and a 100 year old succulent, call Sniffies, and read some celebrity blind items.

*FULL FREE VIDEO ON PATREON* Hello Seekers! Ben here, continuing my new game show Interior Motives, wherein you show us your bed (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age, and location! On this episode Jen Sillen and Angel Emoji join me to clock in and clock down. As always thank you to Natalia for helping me put together today's episode!

Welcome Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques, and I celebrate Teachers Appreciation Week by talking about all the teachers we beefed with (we even read one's obituary), discuss Trumps new tariffs on movies (?) and play a new game wherein we guess which celebrities have trans kids, and what kind of trans those kids are. Right. We love!

It's S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Kanye West giving his own cousin head, all of the things in Jacques' life which have prepared him to fight a gorilla, and witness the return of the soundboard. Plus we ask each other questions designed to reveal how well we actually know each other. And play the Oregon Trial again.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the Return of the Senate Twink, how he fled to the wilderness of South Africa, and why he resurfaced in Sydney, Australia. We also send a farewell to George Santos who is on his way to prison, discuss JoJo Siwa developing feelings for a British man, and most importantly, we escalate our efforts to get on the Sniffies Podcast.

***Free Video on Patreon*** Hello Seekers! Ben here, we're trying something new today. I'm bringing you a test episode of Interior Motives, a game show about what your things say about you. The premise of the show is simple, listeners send us photos of their bedrooms (and their refrigerators) and we have to guess their gender/sexuality, age, and where they live using only those clues. Welcome to I...

Welcome Seekers! Ben here, today I apologize to Hesse for some of my recent behavior on the show which may or may not relate to the use of a certain soundboard. Then Jacques shows up and we talk about the Pope dying, have a battle about who is the most catholic (me) and make some of our own nominations for the Papal Seat. Then we take a dip into the NYT's advice column for intellectuals and give o...

Its Seeking Sunday plus Hesse's Birthday, plus Easter, plus 4/20! Let's run it up mothers! Ben here, today Jacques and Hesse try to deal with me speaking solely through my new soundboard, something I'm doing at the advice of my medical team. But it went so badly that my doctors have told me to stop and the soundboard won't be coming back sorry about that everyone. We also talk about the Oregon Tra...

Welcome everyone! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss what the hell those women were doing in space, debrief the Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa debacle, and (throwback) unpack the Casey Anthony trial because one of us adamantly believes she is innocent. And why 395.5? It'll all make sense on Sunday...

Full Video (and Audio) on Patreon! Hello Seekers! Ben here, happy to bring you a special video episode featuring the whole family. It's me, Jacques, Hesse, Jamie and YOU! That's right, we're taking your calls. We're here to help Seekers all over. Wether it's advice on getting over a neurodivergent cajun man, how to avoid spilling the beans on a cheating lesbian, or what to do when all of your ex's...

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the triumphant return of Onija Robinson, how to mingle with the drunk elite of Aspen, and face yet another grueling round of Special Questions from Jacques. Call in to our LoveLine at 332-203-8247, keep voicemails to under a minute and send them TODAY because we are recording with the Mother of The Show Jamie tomorrow. Mwah!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I address the rumors about speaker Mike Johnson being on Grindr. Is this yet another closeted Republican politician taking a sashay down Gay Boulevard, or is it cope for LibAunties who desperately need a win. We get to the bottom of it with a full Gay Face Analysis. Plus we talk about Bryan Johnson's NDA woes, Russell Brand's deep U neck t-shirts,...

Full episode on Patreon Ben here, join Jen and I for a 4 day oddessy in Providence, Rhode Island as we attempt to meet the Queen of Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness. We discuss being JVN's biggest super-haters, what the trajectory of her career says about broader cultural shifts, and figure out why he was borderline blackout at his live show Hot & Healed. Plus a special appearance from the Bad Girl of...

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full epsidoe! Both audio and video available there. Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I gather to discuss Jacque's possible legal recourse after being unpaid for the leading role in a Shrimp commercial he was too high to remember being in. Then we discuss the viral daily routine of everyones favorite entrepreneur and end the episode with a deep dive...

It's Seeking Sunday!!! Welcome y'all, Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the mass exedous of famous lesbians from the US, Meghan Markle's relatability woe's, and Quakers. Plus Jacques teaches us about Genghis Kong. Find bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements

Hello Seekers! Welcome everyone, Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I are joined by super producer Palma who stops by to promote his new show The Drain. We discuss being jealous of dead people, starting fires, the cancellation of the Biden twink, and get into some items from the famous Gay List. Find Max's new show here: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedrain/posts

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I solve the aviation crisis, discuss the explosives that were planted all over Jacques neighborhood, review Lucinda Williams live show in Lafayette, and what it feels like to walk across one of those rainbow crosswalks which cuts through a 7 lane Dallas freeway.

Greetings Seekers! Full Video on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I are back with a special video episode. We discuss Luigi Mangione's alleged Cinema Style Sex Videos, Emilia Perez greening out at the damn oscars, and recap our Mardi Gras. Plus Jacques and I get into a fight over the voodoo doll he made of me. We'll be back later this week!

Ben here, happy to bring you an extra long episode featuring Jen and Hesse. We each drink a bottle of wine and call our Dads, Jacques and two different Angel's, but not before discussing Luigi, Diddy, Bridgette Macron, the Oscars, Hilaria, and much more. Consider this the sequel to our Berlin Speed Paste episode, although none was consumed. First hour's free, the last two are paywalled.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss why planes keep falling out of the sky, write a eulogy for me (I have a $40 spirit flight to Nola next week) and then make some really crucial decisions about our favorite cartoon characters. We will be back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday! Until then....

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON Ben here. Today, Theda Hammel joins me to recap our experience at Bryan Johnson’s Don’t Die Summit. We cover all the deeply unsettling stuff that happened—from the “lunch” we were served, to Bryan’s complete lack of charm, to the vendors offering total crap. Plus, we get into how an attempted sing-along alienated the entire crowd and why I got kicked out of a hyperbaric cha...