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Allison and Roman celebrate the holidays with some poinsettia descriptions, debate the perpetual meconium of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and sing the world's worst rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas.  2021 Syngenta Flowers and Beekenkamp Plants Poinsettias catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

Can The Orb be an NFT? Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessP...

Allison and Roman eventually get to sort of discussing the iconic Seed Savers Exchange Catalog, though they are hindered on the way there by hate-mail inviting hot takes on compost, juggalo stunts, and fantasies about getting ripped on human growth hormone.  Seed Savers Exchange 2021 Catalog Super Humman on Twitter Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.co...

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

Allison and Roman enjoy the beautifully illustrated botanical INTERESTS catalog, celebrate Black Friday like real Americans by trying to secure the blackest possible black, and offer well wishes to King of Big Veg Gerald Stratford's good lady Elizabeth.  Botanical Interests Profile of artist botanical artist Carolyn Crawford Get Black 3.0 paint from Culture Hustle US (if you are not Anish Kapoor)...

...and she aims to collect! Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusi...

Allison and Roman make their annual Thanksgiving pilgrimage to the Richters Herb and Vegetable Catalogue, this time turning their attention to the humble parsley, which has apparently been crowned Herb of the Year by the International Herb Association. Record-setting giant pumpkins, potatoes, and human thighs are also discussed.  Richters 2021 Herb and Vegetable Catalogue Big ole' thighs World Wil...

As a coda to Spooky Season, Allison offers a questionably credible alibi.  Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusi...

Inspired by a Dave's Garden post and the imminent Halloween feast day, AHHHHHHllison and Groanin' speculate on which garden plants best exemplify the 7 Deadly Sins.  Relevant post on Dave's Garden forums Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

Allison and Roman enjoy the seasonality of the pumpkin-dense 2021 New England Seed Company (neseed) catalog, manifest the prophecy of a local exorcist by attaining baby's breath seeds, learn about burpless cucumbers, and absolutely do *NOT* libel a questionable non-profit foundation.  neseed 2021 catalog Our local seed library haul and the dead cat seeds Food from the Fiat - Porcelain Doll Pumpkin...

Just a couple minutes of extra audio outtake here on the MOST UPSETTING POSSIBLE TOPICS. Back to seed catalogs next week, we promise.

Just a brief content warning that we do discuss our recently deceased cat a great deal in this episode, in case that is something you, quite reasonably, wish to skip! The conversation is largely light-hearted, however, and we talk a lot about arugula, the surprisingly horny leafy green brassica that was, against all odds, the irrational favorite food of our cat, Lucy. Video of Lucy struggling to e...

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Allison and Roman enjoy the olde timey charm and truly cursed typesetting of the 2021 Burrell Seeds catalog, find themselves unable to obtain useful melon-related Google search results due to the outsized influence of Bronies, and learn how to make their very own citrus hydroxychloroquine from the preeminent medical authority of our times, Facebook. Burrell Seeds 2021 catalog Burrell Seeds 1921 ca...

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

Allison and Roman indulge in the late-summer delights of the Tomato Growers Supply Company catalog, propose harvesting one's own seed with corn smut, and Roman shamefully admits he... has the paste! (DISCLAIMER: Do NOT eat the paste) Tomato Growers Supply Company Henrico School Board public comment Aug. 26, 2021 I have the paste Corn Smut! Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email:...

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

Allison and Roman get out a yard stick to evaluate the comically oversized Gurney's catalog, commiserate with Kelly Conaboy on the topic of jumbo blueberries, and lament how Hulk Hogan's penis has ruined our society.  Gurney's Seed and Nursery Co. Against Jumbo Blueberries Hulk Hogan on his kayfabe penis Gerald Stratford with his big boy cauli Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Ema...

ONE of us voted for Ralph Nader in 2004... Seedy Shorts are (usually, though not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusines...

Fresh off a hardcore gaming sesh, Allison and Roman revisit Stardew Valley with a special focus on the Spring crops of parsnips and cauliflower, relish in the game's clear disdain for the Amazon corporation, entertain the possibility of making parsnip wine, lament the marginalized status of Pam and Linus the Wild Man, and explore the burgeoning ecosystem of queer farming sims. [SPOILER ALERT: This...

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com  

Allison and Roman enjoy the competently designed and beautifully illustrated 2021 John Scheepers catalog, report breathlessly on the theft of Kiefer Sutherland's gardening supplies, and bemoan how the trappings of intergenerational wealth always seem to lead to cannibalism.  Solitary Gardens project "Salt, Soil, & Supper: From cell to soil" from the June 30, 2021 issue of Scalawag Kiefer Sutherlan...

Here's one last Seedy Short from our time in Asheville. Lots of loaded eggplant talk with Justin, wherein we learn that insanity is "more common AND more violent" when the eggplant is in season. Seedy Shorts are (usually) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of th...

As promised last week, Allison and Roman sit down with college friend Justin and his lovely, quirky family at their beautiful home in Asheville, NC. They interrogate each family member on their childhood gardening memories and favorite muscles, ask philosophical questions about what constitutes a weed, hear a heartbreaking tale of love and loss of a seedless avocado from spouse Maria, rant against...