Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

The ladies hear from Alex, who gave her husband a very specific job during her two home births, involving a birthing pool… and a sieve. A little one’s hilarious mispronunciation lands a mum in hot water at the doctors, and they catch up with the listener who welcomed her baby in the crisps aisle of Asda! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSL...

One mum deserves a round of applause for her quick thinking when her little one asks what a hooker is. Soph’s chicken coup dreams get a boost from a listener with feathered friends, and there’s a huge Renley update! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One moment at a roundabout has been forever immortalised by a listener’s toddler, and it’s the cutest thing ever! Plus, the ladies hear from a bunch of mums sharing the highs and lows of parenting teenagers. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph's got a HUGE secret this week... Dottie's had her first big haircut! One mumma shares her ASTRAnomical birth story involving her mother-in-law's car, and a babysitter gets in touch for some activity help! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We asked for your car birth stories and you lot delivered… literally. From lay-bys to supermarket aisles, Soph and Emma react to the most iconic births in Secret Mum Club history. Plus, one listener shares her perimenopause journey, from hormonal mysteries to the great cardio vs weights debate. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emm...

There’s a mix-up for one mum whose little ones are terrified at the idea of having their faces washed with a flannel. The ladies receive a heartfelt message from a mum of teens struggling with the lack of communication. And Soph shares her… stinky secret of the week. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Aca...

This week, Sophiena and Emma go international with your messages from the USA and Canada. There’s a beautiful story of a baby boy sending a sign from heaven, an inspiring mum smashing half marathons and Hyrox competitions, plus a nappy-buying tip that could save your sanity and you wallet! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sle...

Soph and Emma are adding a new skill to their repertoire… TV reviewing! While chatting about what they’re watching, Soph opens up about her latest health journey and a potential diagnosis. Plus, we hear from a listener juggling all the parenting duties at home, and one mum shares her little one’s top potty-training tips. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using...

The ladies receive some huge news this week as a listener announces the arrival of another Renley! Soph’s dream of being a chicken mum is supercharged after a letter featuring thirty homely hens. Plus, one mum shares her incredible birthing story… involving an actual Volvo! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted...

Emma’s house has been a hive of sickness this week, while the start of term has Soph feeling emotional about how quickly the children are growing up. One listener asks for help with toddler activity ideas, and there’s a little one spreading the love in a very gassy way. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on...

It’s a wild ride this week! One listener unleashes their explosive poo stories, another reveals some worrying red flags at nursery, and there’s a heartwarming post-birth memory to balance it all out. Meanwhile, Soph shares her own loo-related trauma after an incident in the studio toilets. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sle...

It’s been a hectic few weeks for Sophiena and Emma, but they’ve put the chaos aside for a quick episode! We hear from a mum with a potty training update, discover an almost unheard-of secret from one listener, and share an unfortunately timed mispronunciation at a crèche. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted o...

There’s an extra secret of the week that's left residue in unexpected places, the ladies chat about toddlers mastering (and catastrophically failing) the art of self-feeding, and there's a message from one mum whose little one’s first full sentence was more… toilet humour than tender moment. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma S...

The cat’s out of the bag... we’ve got brand-new artwork! The ladies spill all about how the photoshoot really went, and Emma has a big secret to share this week. Plus, we hear from a mumma whose little one has a unique way of asking for sausages, and another mum who needs advice on handling a 7-year-old who just won’t listen. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% u...

It’s the final week of the summer holidays, and the ladies are gearing up for the back to school rush! From weatherproofing school bags to an unhinged (but genius!) lunchbox prep hack, mums share their best tips to survive the chaos. Plus, Sophiena and Emma reflect on the whirlwind summer, getting back into routine, and how to ease those first-day nerves. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get...

Soph’s in full household mode this week – from washing machines and integrated appliances to some long-awaited beds. Emma shares her almost disastrous weekend away, while Dottie is practising roly-polies in her new room, with some unintended consequences for the walls. Plus, there’s a secret from one mum whose little one has taken recycling to a whole new (and slightly gross) level… with sweetcorn...

From catchment areas to sibling rules, school applications are no joke. This week, Emma and Soph unpack the chaos of applying for primary and secondary schools, including house moves, catchment confusion, and what really matters on the application. Plus, your back-to-school tips on uniform shopping, Mufti Day money, and why a playdate might just be the secret weapon every mum needs. Emma Spring Ba...

Alongside moving house, Soph’s been busy planning Colby’s last single-digit birthday, while Emma’s officially weaned Sadie off the boob! The ladies get into the rising costs of tooth fairies and Freddos, and share some advice on dealing with first-time heartbreak. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast....

Soph and Emma are taking on another Back to School topic... Supplies! From uniforms and shoes to classic stationery and bags, they go through the seemingly never-ending summer shopping list to get ready for term! Plus, there are some stellar tips courtesy of the listeners that involve some savvy shopping habits. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code...

Soph is surrounded by boxes and emotions as the big moving day finally arrives, whilst Emma has been out partying hard. Plus, the correspondence corner is filled with mother-in-law stories, there’s a nose-blowing birth secret, and one little lad who loves shouting about his “doodle.” Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.&nb...

The holidays are here! But it’s never too early to get cracking on the back to school prep! Soph shares her tips and tricks for spreading the stress (and the cost) over the summer, while still making the most out of the break. Plus, fellow mums from the club chime in with how they ease the kids, and themselves, back into a routine without losing the holiday magic. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is...

Soph’s on a self-care mission this week, while Emma’s birthday is derailed by toddler neck drama. The ladies research what bananas look like in poo, and Dottie’s mixing up her Volvos and vulvas! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a school hymn throwback this week as one listener shares a tune that’s still stuck in her head (and now in ours!) Plus, the ladies hear from a mum worried her kids won’t want to hang out with her when they’re older, something that really hits home for Soph.  Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on...

There’s a new addition to the Secret Mum Club gallery this week… and it’s huge. Soph and Emma are both sharing some massive life updates, there's chaos in the soft play toilets, and one little one has picked up a very cheeky phrase at home. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

It’s birthday week, and there’s a BIG surprise in store for Soph and Emma! An unexpected duo drops by to help celebrate, but can the mums guess who they are before the big reveal? Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.