Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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There’s a lot of itchy legs chat this week, with Sophiena still not getting jiggy with lube, a listener’s creative use of a sexy cleaners outfit and a teacher’s woe at finding out about a bedroom pole. Emma brings some much needed respite from it all with her weekly round-up and a few more messages from other Mums dealing with clingy toddlers, and a bit of mischief in the garden. Emma Spring Bank...

We love them, we hate them, but at the end of the day they’re your siblings! Emma and Sophiena go through the ups and downs of growing up with brothers and sisters, plus they try to help listener Sarah who asked how to deal with bickering children. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

We always knew the potential power of this podcast… but through a correspondence corner letter, we realise how potent it truly is! This week we hear from our first ever Daddy and as always, you’ve sent in some top notch secrets about spilling crumbs on the baby, and a close call in the hospital! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Em...

The topic this week leads the ladies down a myth-busting trail, as they take on the age-old question is breast best? Plus Emma and Sophiena tell us about their experiences of feeding the babies to help Mum Kara feel less guilty about it all! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

It’s been a weirdly similar week for the ladies. They both had a scan… and both had a gender reveal mishap! But they’re not the only ones with strange things going on as we hear from one mum whose lube was used unconventionally and a listener who unwillingly learned too much about their parents. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Em...

We’re back…. BOO! It’s spooky season and the ladies are asked about their opinions on dressing up, trick or treating and all things Halloween. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The baby chat is in full swing now that Sophiena and Emma's secrets are out of the bag! And there may be a cheeky mini-announcement in this week’s episode too! We hear from one Mum in shock at her son’s impeccable use of a swear word, and we’re throwing back to the teenage years with a secret involving N-Dubz, Lambrini and squatting in the loo. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25%...

There are Bobs, bumps and beans all over the Secret Mum Club, but preparing for them to come into the world can be daunting! Not to worry though, because Sophiena and Emma are bringing out the checklist in today’s bonus episode for a topic suggested by Mia who asked how to prepare for a baby. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma...

This week, Sophiena's officially become a Soccer Mom, enthusiastically chanting on the sidelines. Emma has had to deal with acidic poos whilst Steffan was on a golf trip. Soph’s secret of the week involves the class bear going on a bigger, much longer adventure than had been intended, but at least his autumn look was on point. Plus, one listener shares her daughter's solution if you don’t have a p...

This week's bonus was suggested by Jade who is having trouble getting her little one to bed, and as always, Emma and Sophiena are on hand to give their sage advice. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two announcements in three weeks?! What could it be this time? Sophiena and Emma spill even more beans in this emergency episode! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The news is officially out there, and we've had some amazing messages from you about Sophiena's pregnancy! You've also been in touch with some big secrets this week, with one mum Googling what to do with a baby when you need a number two, and another being told she has a certain stinky body part! As always Sophiena brings us her secret of the week, which requires listener discretion for all browni...

We hear from Rebecca who wants to know how the ladies feel about sleepovers for the kids... And it's safe to say they both have strong opinions! Emma shares a few anecdotes from her sleepover experiences and Sophiena tells us how the children got on with their first sleepover! If you have any sleepover stories you'd like to share, email us at hello@secretmumpod.com. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale i...

Emma’s had quite the week with Stefan off for a “weekend” with the lads, and Sophiena tells us about her underwhelming day trip with the children. The ladies don’t often do maths on the podcast, but for this one mum and her loo roll secret they’ve pulled out the calculator! We’ve also received a word of warning from a gaming mummy, and our final secret might have you rolling on the floor. Emma Spr...

It's time to talk about feeding the kids! Our topic comes from listener Vick who asked the ladies how to get children to eat their veggies, and let me tell you... they do not disappoint! From sneaking them into a spag-bol to eating food with them, Sophiena and Emma have loads of nifty tricks to get your little ones eating their five a day. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off p...

There is some HUGE NEWS at the Secret Mum Club HQ! In this emergency announcement special episode, Sophiena and Emma spill the beans. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re firmly back to school and the ladies share how Colby, Dottie and Joseff are getting on in their new surroundings… some more chaotic than others! Meanwhile, some of our incredible listeners have written in about the things their parents lied to them about, toddler tantrums in the middle of Primark, and a very attentive young one who is keeping up with hair grooming trends. Emma Spring Bank Ho...

We’re back boo! This week’s bonus topic comes from listener Steph, who wants to know how to get back to normal after the school holidays, and the ladies have plenty to say on the matter! From Sophiena’s current struggles with Dottie sleeping to Emma figuring out Joseff’s nursery schedule, we’ve got you covered. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code S...

Having only just recovered from a sickness bug, Sophiena is back in the studio with a new lease on life and a secret that involves Dottie, Chris and old pizza. Emma’s brought in some more hilarious letters from you about almost being caught mid itchy legs, swearing children and a razor mix-up! Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma...

It’s our FIRST EVER Secret Mum Club bonus episode! Each week Sophiena and Emma will be delving into a topic, as chosen by you! This week they are discussing Family Holidays after receiving a message from Danielle who asked for some top tips on travelling with kids. From what to pack, to distraction techniques the ladies have got it covered. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off...

It’s another wild week in the Secret Mum Club. Sophiena’s been busy plotting a surprise for the kids and Emma’s had her hands full with Joseff. And, as always, your letters and secrets are keeping the ladies on their toes! This week we hear about a love for pre-pregnancy belly buttons, a situation in a public toilet, and how going knicker-less can be more than you bargained for. Emma Spring Bank H...

The school holidays are coming to a close and Sophiena is dreading the start of term. Emma on the other hand is enjoying Joseff’s first full day at nursery! We have three bottom-related letters over on Correspondence Corner, we hear about an ingenious five-year-old’s bum, a horrendous car fart, and relieving yourself outdoors. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5%...

It’s a bug-filled week for Sophiena and Emma, with both of them having insect mishaps! We hear from a few ladies who also have to do the ‘Bath water boogie’ after entering a body of water, and we’re told about an unfortunate itchy legs consequence!  Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live! Get up to 25% off plus extra 5% using the code SECRETSLEEP at Emma Sleep.  Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Sophiena and Emma are back together again, discussing birthday celebrations, STIs and discoloured kitchen utensils. There’s more brilliant stories from you, including a close call at a water park, that wasn't what it seemed, and more itchy legs shenanigans. Plus you’ve been sharing your secrets on unwanted babysitters, potty training and your CBeebies crush. Emma Spring Bank Holiday Sale is live!...