Secondhand Film Critics

This week on Secondhand Film Critics, our hosts are joined by resident Marvel expert Peter Kochanek to tackle their FIFTH Marvel episode of the year. Listen for both non-spoiler and spoiler reviews of Eternals, with topics ranging from what scene made Kayla laugh out loud in the theater, diversity & inclusion in film, and what Eternals means for the future of Marvel content. Our question of th...

In this episode of Secondhand Film Critics, Noah and Kayla are joined by their friend Caroline to chat about the new releases they watched in October. Listen to hear Dune worm content, whether or not Wes Anderson created a masterpiece in French Dispatch, why Mike Flanagan is one of the best writer/directors of modern filmmaking, and what makes Squid Game's popularity so bizarre.  Have thought...

This week on Secondhand Film Critics, our hosts wrap up their 2021 Halloween Slate by talking about the sequel to 1998's Halloweentown: Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! They are once again joined by Zach Smith-Michaels & Mitchell Duperree to talk about all things Halloweentown, including the specifics of Kalabar's "master" plan, Dylan's questionable computer password, and how time works in...

It's slasher season! In this episode, your hosts, joined by Madeline Blondeau, chat about the cult classic slasher films, The Slumber Party Massacre Trilogy. Listen as they chat about the deeper themes of the series, the underlying misogyny of the male characters and villains, and which film of the three is their favorite.  **CONTENT WARNING** Because of the nature of the films, we talk about deat...

MAWAHAHAHA! It's Spooktober! For us, that means cozying up on the couch and turning on our favorite scary, spooky, or Halloween-themed movies. This week, we discuss a new addition to that catalogue: Muppets Haunted Mansion. What ride is it based off of, what do we think about the original 2003 film, and how does this one build upon the HMCU (haunted mansion cinematic universe). Later in the episod...

In this episode of Secondhand Film Critics, Kayla interviews Mallory Everton and Whitney Call of the new buddy comedy, Stop and Go. They share their favorite quarantine watches, what it's like writing women in film, and how the editing process was during a pandemic to prepare for festival season.  For information on how YOU can watch Stop and Go, check out this link: https://www.decalreleasin...

On this special 100th episode of Secondhand Film Critics, our hosts take you on a journey through each of their five star movies, talking about why they love them, and what makes them deserve the elusive five stars! Listen for their thoughts on what makes a movie five stars, as well as for some questionable transitions between talking about the different films. Have thoughts about this topic? Emai...

In this episode of Secondhand Film Critics, our hosts reveal that they've never seen the 1990 classic "Goodfellas"! Listen as they share their thoughts on all aspects of the film, try to talk in italian western accents, and somehow get the FBI on their trail.  Listen to other 'We've Never Seen' episodes here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6JWiCVK5ms0rGg22Bx37KH?si=475a962f47724fff Have th...

In this episode, our Secondhand Film Critics add to the series "Childhood Classics", where they look at the movies that shaped them in their formative years. Today, they look at the 1996 fall staple "Matilda" starring Mara Wilson. How does the movie hold up? Why is Danny DeVito so cool? And would they live with Miss Honey??? Listen for answers to these questions, and more! Email us at secondhandfi...

This week on Secondhand Film Critics, Noah and Kayla review the newest movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. Listen to hear them rave about the martial arts hand to hand combat featured in the film, share thoughts on the editing and pacing of the story, and whether or not Shang-Chi has the best shoe game out of any Marvel character.  Email us at se...

This week on Secondhand Film Critics, Kayla and Noah go through the various movies and TV shows they watched throughout the summer. Listen for opinions on the most popular 2021 blockbusters, Kayla's favorite Hallmark movies of the summer, and Noah's "existential crisis" Triple Feature!  Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and maybe we'll read your comment in an upcoming episode! ...

In this fifth and final episode of our "Summer of Star Wars" series, we discuss our final thoughts on the Star Wars cinematic universe as a whole and share our final rankings of all 11 Star Wars films. Listen to find out which is the best Star Wars outfit in the movies, who will win the ultimate Star Wars trivia battle, and which Star Wars movie is the all time best.   Have thoughts abou...

In this episode, your hosts venture into the deep beyond to discuss Jaws: the book AND the movie! Listen as they talk through the history of the movie's adaption, give their thoughts on what the movie chose to cut out, and pitch a superior version of Jaws 2.   Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and maybe we'll read your comment in an upcoming epis...

In this episode, your hosts review The Suicide Squad (2021) and chat about it in relation to the original Suicide Squad (2016). Listen to find out who they would cast in a Suicide Squad movie, what The Suicide Squad should've been named instead, and whether or not superhero movies fit a specific aesthetic brand.  Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and...

In this fourth episode of our "Summer of Star Wars" series, we discuss spin-off movies such as Rogue One and Solo, TV shows such as The Clone Wars and Mandalorian, and the future of Star Wars as it stands in August 2021. Listen for discussions on Ron Howard, Jon Favreau, and if Han Solo is actually a popular Star Wars character by himself. Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilm...

In this episode, our hosts play another round of Cinema Swap with the films Legally Blonde and Do The Right Thing! Listen as they discuss both films, including their thoughts on courtroom dramas and Spike Lee's creative style.  Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and maybe we'll read your comment in an upcoming episode! Our Socials: Twitter: https://www...

In this episode of Secondhand Film Critics, we step into TV and the TVA with a review of Loki season one from Disney+! Peter Kochanek joins us to discuss the quantum realm, the *spoiler* appearance of Jonathan Majors as Kang the Conqueror, and how Loki fits into the future of Marvel's Phase Four.  Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and maybe we'll read...

In this episode of Secondhand Film Critics our hosts review a new Marvel movie on the pod for the first time! Listen as they chat about Black Widow, the future of simultaneous theater and streaming releases, their least favorite Avenger, and how the end credits scene could lead into other new Marvel content.  Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and mayb...

THE DEAD SPEAK! In this third episode of our "Summer of Star Wars" series, Houston Coley joins us to discuss the 7th, 8th, and 9th films in the Skywalker saga. Which movies do we like, which do we not, and how did we react to Chewie's death*? All this and more on this extra-long edition of Secondhand Film Critics! Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and mayb...

In this episode of Secondhand Film Critics, our hosts and guest Pernell Langhorne III talk about the king himself, Kenny Ortega, and his second Disney Channel trilogy, Descendants. Listen as they discuss their favorite songs and dance numbers, costuming, whether or not the villains are cool, and how rotten to the core the trilogy really is.  Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondh...

This week on Secondhand Film Critics, our hosts review the newest Pixar film "Luca"! Listen as they give their thoughts on the movie in both non-spoiler and spoiler filled sections, touching on topics such as trends in Pixar's themes, the creative animation style, and gay subtext in films. If you don't want to listen to this episode, just remember: Silenzio Bruno! Have thoughts about this topic? E...

On this episode of Secondhand Film Critics, our hosts chat about the new musical movie, In the Heights. Listen for amazing Lin Manuel Miranda imitations, thoughts on the music, a new scene idea involving the moon and clouds, and whether or not this will fit into the Oscar conversation.  Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and maybe we'll read your comme...

*whispers* on this episode of secondhand film critics, our hosts sit down to discuss the 2021 thriller "a quiet place part II". listen as they share their thoughts on the first movie, the sequel, and their experience going back to theaters. Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and maybe we'll read your comment in an upcoming episode! Socials: Twitter: https:/...

This is no moon! It's the next episode on our Summer of Star Wars series! This month, we are joined by our friends at The Queer Quadrant to discuss the OG Star Wars trilogy. Listen for riveting conversations on all three films, as well as ponchos, war criminals, and arcades! Have thoughts about this topic? Email us at secondhandfilmcritics@gmail.com and maybe we'll read your comment in an upcoming...

In this episode, our Secondhand Film Critics introduce a new series: Childhood Classics, where they look at the movies that shaped them in their formative years. Today, they look at the 2005 classic "The Pacifier" starring Vin Diesel. How does the movie hold up? Who did Kayla have a crush on? Who thought that Nazi plotline would be a good idea??? Listen for answers to these questions, and more! Ha...