Second Rate Film School

We continue the theme of Stephen SUMMERS, by commentating on 2001's The Mummy Returns! Join us as we discuss the movie's short comings & strengths when compared to it's predecessor! We also discuss the origin of The Rock's acting career & the legendarily bad CGI on his final form! To Sync: Press play when the Universal logo fades up.   Original Air Date: August 1st 2020

We're back & with our newest theme month of Stephen Sommers! Get it because his name sounds like the time of year? Regardless, we're also trying something new, by doing a general discussion of 1999's The Mummy! So you can sit back, enjoy & finally see our faces!   Original Air Date: July 15th 2020

It's time to steal the Declaration of Independence again! Today we're doing the Cage Classic National Treasure! Join us as we discuss Cage's career, his eccentricities, the weird DVD special features for the movie & the legacy of this franchise!   To Sync: Press play when the Disney logo fades up.   Original Air Date: July 1st 2020

It's time to throw Jacob a Bone by letting him finally pick the movie! So join us as Jacob becomes excited to discuss the Bionicle The Movie: Mask of Light & it's overall importance to the Lego Franchise, while Jake & Andrew slip into a coma! To Sync: Press play when the Mirimax logo fades up.   Original Air Date: June 15th 2020

Hey Web Heads, we're here to tackle the show that launched a million memes! The first ever adaptation of Spider-Man has a fascinating history & varied levels of insanity across it's run! Today we're sampling 4 episodes to give an overall view of the series! Including the infamous drug inspired episode that's almost all recycled animation! To Sync check timestamps below for individual episodes. In...

It's time to do the third or fourth best Jurassic Park movie! Join us as we take a prehistoric look back at JP 3! From the copious amount of runtime jokes, to baffling writing decisions, to Andrew's near hit & run with Ben Hildebrand, you won't want to miss a single minute! I mean with how short the movie is that's like 1/8th of the movie!   To Sync up, begin the Commentary as the Universal Logo f...

Just because you're social distancing doesn't mean you can listen to our banter! Join us as we do our first (& last) remote commentary from Quarantine, for the B-Movie Cult Classic/Bomb The Phantom! Try to piece together what the hell we're talking about as we fail to be able to hear each other, just like elderly people! To sync up press play as Paramount Logo fades up. Original Air Date: April 15...

Join us as we discuss the star studded, but critically mixed Tim Burton Cult Classic: Mars Attacks! From Burton's lamp shading of B-Movie tropes to us discussing who if any is the main character of the film & of course Tom Jones! We cover all of this & more so, what else is there to say except Ack Ack?   To sync up press play as the Warner Brothers logo logo fades up   Original Air Date: April 1st...

Well it's come to this, we're doing the 1993 Box office Bob-omb Super Mario Bros! The film that almost killed half of its cast & has kept any other Mario movies from being made! So join us as we discuss the baffling decisions & horror stories that haunted Bob Hoskins to his dying day!   To sync up press play as the Hollywood Pictures logo fades up.   Original Air Date: March 15th 2020

Are you ready Web heads? In today's commentary we tackle the fifth best Spider-Man movie! We discuss the whiplash between the beauty of Sandman's origin & the Spider Dance! As well as our gripes with the difficult PS2 game & lack of lego sets!

Welcome back Web heads! Today we tackle possibly the greatest Spider-Man movie of all time! Wait, we're doing Spider-Man 3, next time... Either way get ready for discussions of Edgy teens stupid opinions on this movie, the PS2 game (again) & the Lego Set!

Are you ready for the cinematic debut of our favorite web-slinger? Well we are for sure! From James Franco's dyed hair, to our Willem Dafoe impressions & of course our thoughts on the PS2 tie in game this commentary has it all! To sync up press play as the Columbia logo fades up.   Original Air Date: February 1st 2020

Merry Christmas! We are doing the most Ok Christmas movie of all time with Jingle All the Way. So take a break from your family, or lonely self reflection & check out our thoughts on this memorable & meme-able movie! To sync up press play as the Fox logo fades up. Note we are watching the standard version not the extended version.   Original Air Date: December 25th 2019

Merry Christmas! For our first Christmas themed commentary, we are doing the special that put Rankin & Bass on the map! So join us as we mock 1960s sensibilities & talk about how that snowman may be a crazed stalker! Instructions for Syncing to movie: Start Commentary as soon as screen fades up from black onto the universal logo (if not watching official DVD or Stream, shame on you, Santa is watch...

Happy Thanksgiving! Time for the best Thanksgiving movie of all time! Ok so there aren't really any others, but this is still great! So ignore your family & listen to the three of us talk about technical problems with our viewing & Son of the Mask! Instructions for Syncing to movie: Start Commentary as soon as screen fades up from black onto opening logos.   Original Air Date: November 28th 2019

Happy Halloween or whatever time of the year you are watching this is! For our extra spooky commentary we're doing the Classic Universal Monster Movie "The Wolf Man". So sit back Boils & Ghouls & enjoy our countless jokes about Lon Chaney Jr (even though we love him dearly! Instructions for Syncing to movie: Start Commentary as soon as screen fades up from black onto the Universal Logo.   Original...

With the Halloween season, we figure it's the perfect time to do a commentary for it! We're slightly less snarky (& more sober) but sit back & have another fun time with three 20 somethings as they deconstruct a cartoon! We all went to film school! What are we doing with our lives? Instructions for Syncing to movie: Start Commentary as soon as screen fades up from black onto shot of clouds in fron...

In our first commentary track, we dive into the 1998 made for TV movie Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island! Now you can listen to three snarky 20-Somethings talk about a children’s cartoon while hoping our families aren’t embarrassed by us doing this! Instructions for Syncing to movie: Start Commentary as soon as screen fades up from black onto a stormy backdrop.   Original Release Date: September 25th 20...