Second Place Chasers

Jack and Keith enter the international break, and talk over possibilities for their teams. QPR are still unbeaten under Cifuentes, but Leicester are stumbling.

Jack and Keith lament a woeful gameweek, but QPR come away with a glorious point under their new manager, Marti Cifuentes. Leicester don't fare so well against Leeds.

Jack might mention Eddie Nketiah a couple of times in this episode. Keith is more concerned with how the rock star Gareth Ainsworth left QPR, and their new manager Marti Cifuentes' ability to point.

Jack and Keith have equally good gameweeks. Jack moves up in both leagues, while Keith only moves up in one. That's because he's (still) top of the other. There's also way too much Championship talk from Jack.

Jack and Keith are joined by Leo to talk about gameweek nine and find out where Wilf Zaha is playing these days.

Jack and Keith look back on gameweek seven and ahead to gameweek eight with different outlooks. One is quite smug, the other is just sad. You can figure out which one is which.

With contrasting gameweek six results, Jack and Keith look forward to double gameweek seven. Keith is happy to not change much, Jack wants to change everything and gets very angry at Chelsea. Keith suggests an alternative to penalties.

Gameweek six. Jack and Keith look forward to scoring more points than they did in gameweek five, when things didn't go so well. Jack talks about bad haircuts on footballers, well, one in particular, and Keith verbally abuses his second eldest nephew. 

Premier League returns after the international break. Jack and Keith try to remember what happened in gw4 and look forward to gw5. There's a very in depth look at the Championship (not really), Keith suggests bringing in Darwin, that's the all new Darwin with the Bielsa firmware update, and Jack gets dissed by Richard Allen.

Jack and Keith look back on a good gw3. Jack decides he's had enough of his team and is on a wildcard. He also has a theory about what Johnny does on his holidays, how to get our next guest, and there's a horny toad in the studio.

Jack returns to the studio, and brings with him, some cider, and a bold prediction for the Premier League title. It appears that Keith has finally brought in Haaland for gw3, but he may not be finished with transfers this week yet. Rumours of an early wildcard abound.

Jack is on the phone again as he and Keith look back at gameweek one, and forward to gameweek two. Is Keith still going without Haaland, or has he seen the light?

Jack and Keith return for the 2023/24 FPL season with score predictions for gameweek one, top seven and relegation predictions for the season, and most of their gameweek one squads. Covid has also returned, so while Keith stays home, Jack is on the phone.

Jack and Keith face the final curtain, and with no gameweeks left to predict, turn their attention to predicting player prices for next season and player transfers. There's a phone call to double champ Patrick. Jack eventually congratulates Keith on his cup win, and flags the launch of his own movie podcast coming soon, called Have You Scene?

Jack and Keith head into the final gameweek, looking for those differential players that will lift them up the league, or get them to a cup triumph. Jack predicts the Leicester v West Ham result using his lunch, and puts forward a proposal that Leicester play in the wrong colour.

With the penultimate gameweek coming up, Jack and Keith are joined by Troy and Patrick (our Head to Head champion for this year).  With Leeds and Leicester in danger of relegation, Troy and Jack have different takes on how their teams will fare in the final games of the season. Even though it sounds like everyone is in a different room to Keith, it's just distance to microphones. 

Jack and Keith are joined by Gary this week. The only man who laughs at his own jokes more than Keith. Still in the cup, and still to receive a cider order from Surya, Gary spends his days making up puns and squeezing the juice out of apples.

With gameweek 34 yet to finish, Jack and Keith need more from their players to get through to the next round of the SWP cup, and a win in the head to head league. Like Leicester, Jack's season hangs in the balance. A loss in the head to head league surely ends his title bid for another season.

A below average week for both Jack and Keith, but double gameweek 34 is on the horizon and that brings with it a chance of breaking one hundred points....and don't they need it!

A less than stellar week for Jack and Keith in the fantasy league, but both Leicester and QPR managed wins. Find out why Stellini moved from three at the back to a back four, what Ainsworth said to QPR before the Burnley game, and who is the latest to slip into the Gary zone.

Jack and Keith get ready for blank gameweek 32, with Keith looking for a way out of the Gary zone. Jack explains how Bielsa got his nickname, too much cider is drunk, and there's too much QPR talk - again.

This week Jack lords it over Keith, after a comprehensive head to head victory. Keith ends the week in the Gary zone, but hatches a cunning plan to escape, using bits and bobs lying around. A bit like the A-Team, but involving Darwin Nuñez in the Murdoch role, it's so crazy, it might just work. Leicester get a new manager, Burnley get promoted, and the Rs get a point!

Jack and Keith look forward to gameweek 30, and have another guest on the phone, as Surya gives them a detailed account of his experience in the Gary zone, gets Uber Eats, finds some wine in the fridge, rolls dice, and swears a lot.

Jack and Keith return after the international break, admire their gw28 scores, and green arrows. They talk about manager departures, manager arrivals, injuries and illnesses, how we should all have Maddison, should stay away from Fernandes, and there is one very poor pun. Jack outlines his plan for a head to head gameweek win, which might surprise some, but not Keith.

Jack and Keith are once again waiting on two game results to save their gameweek. Jack continues to blame others for his poor choices. Keith refuses to talk about QPR, then talks about QPR, then decides that supporting Spurs would be worse.