Screen Tea Podcast

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Put on the kettle and settle in for a wild wild ride out west as Lisha and Jules take on Tarantino for the first time with 2012's Django Unchained! Get snazzy and buckled into the tooth-mobile while Lisha fights off tears of fury in order to lavish praise over Hildi/Kerry Washington, Jules adores Christoph Waltz and refuses to say Monsieur (because FUCK CALVIN C...

*Hello, dear listeners! Thank you for your patience; we know many of you were excited about this week's episode, and we appreciate feeling supported as we took a few days off from, well, everything , in order to allow ourselves the time and space to begin processing the loss of the ineffable Chadwick Boseman on August 28, 2020. From the outpouring of love we received during Marvel Movie May,...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Jump on a bus and head to the small town of Ridiculous Podcasters, because this week Lisha and Jules are covering Kenneth Lonergan's directorial debut, 2000's You Can Count on Me! Let us all sit down for a mildly (wildly?) uncomfortable lunch together while Lisha spirals down a pit of Lonergan-dialogue obsession, Jules fights tooth and nail to pronounce ANY...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Get ready to hunt some carrots with Lisha and Jules this week as they review the brilliant Taika Waititi's 2019 genre-bending war/dramedy/satire, Jojo Rabbit! Lend the ladies your ears as Lisha simultaneously giggles and holds back sobs over the brilliance of Waititi's use of foreshadowing and handle on female characters, as Jules breaks character to get he...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Draw yourself a chalk door and crawl into a world of horrific fantasy this week as Lisha and Jules delight over Lisha's favorite film of all time, Guillermo del Toro's 2006 masterpiece Pan's Labyrinth! Grab a seat at the table (but don't touch the grapes!) and listen to Lisha get teary eyed over the character alignments of mythical creatures and a...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Can you believe Lisha and Jules have made it to episode 25? They can't; it's a mystery! Join them as they dissect an even greater mystery, of the murder persuasion; This week, they're covering Rian Johnson's 2019 star-studded whodunit, Knives Out! Brew up a nice cuppa or light up a hefty cigar and lend your ears to Jules get geeked about backstory...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Come on down to the Winchester with your lovely hosts Lisha and Jules as they review Edgar Wright's first feature length film, 2004's Shaun of the Dead! The first of two fan requested films this month, grab your nearest zombie-beating weapon and listen in as Jules spills her guts over her all time favorite film, Lisha dissects word play and the beauty of *e...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Check your bags and take the middle seat between Lisha and Jules as they review Jason Reitman's 2009 film Up in the Air! It was Jules' pick this week, and it'll be easy to hear why as you listen to her squeak over Anna Kendrick...though to be fair, there's a lot of praise happening over just about everything in this week's episode. From Lisha...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Snuggle into your own lil cloud and tune in as Lisha and Jules change the pace, because this week they're reviewing a...romcom? And LISHA chose it?! What fuckery is this. Anywhoo, join the gals as they cover 2005's Just Like Heaven, which of course includes Lisha crooning over Mark Ruffalo (but for legitimate reasons, she promises!), Juliet ripping apart ev...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast!  *Disclaimer/Trigger Warning: The word ‘queer’ is used frequently in this episode and is used as a term of identification and orientation, both in the context of discussing the film and because both of your podcasters identify as big ole queers. The term ‘dyke’ is used multiple times in this episode in context of the film. The term is used in the film both as a slur...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they review the movie within a movie, Tropic Thunder...within their podcast! (See what we did there?) Listen as they (naturally) croon over the star power of RDJ (and Jack Black, because every movie needs a character who hates movies front and center), scratch their heads over how hard Ben Stiller dropped the ball with Simple Jack (why, dude)...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they make their way through Juliet's pick of the month, Fido! Secure your zombie or grab your head-coffin and listen in as Lisha tries to figure out what the actual hap is fuckening (no, really, she has no idea what this movie is), Juliet salivates over production design, and the ladies lament over how awful Bill is, we mean it, Fido, go...

Lisha shared the following websites at the top of the episode; please visit if you are able to donate/share this information with others: https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they traverse through Trauma Street, located this time around in good &apos...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and even more importantly, welcome to the final episode during MARVEL MOVIE MAY! Join Lisha and Juliet as they bawl into their teacups during their reviews of Avengers: Infinity War (2018) and Avengers: Endgame (2019). From their tandem excitement over Nomad, battling it out over what was and wasn't OOC, how badly Natasha was screwed over (sorry, Clint, but it s...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and even more importantly, welcome to MARVEL MOVIE MAY! Join Lisha and Juliet as they delve into their reviews of The Avengers (2012) and Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) in a special Monday episode of Screen Tea Podcast! Back to something akin to their typical review format, lend the ladies your ears as Lisha DOESN'T CRY about Phil Coulson (she really doesn'...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and even more importantly, welcome to MARVEL MOVIE MAY! Join Lisha and Juliet as they cover the second wave superstars of the MCU (the Incredible Hulk notwithstanding, but we're not letting that mess with the concept!): Ant-Man, the Guardians of the Galaxy, Doctor Strange, Black Panther and Captain Marvel. Put on the kettle and join the lasses as they Hulk out o...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and even more importantly, welcome to MARVEL MOVIE MAY! Join Lisha and Juliet as they cover the MCU heavy hitters: Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and Spidey! Eleven film in ninety minutes, who the hell knew these two could be so succinct? Pop some corn, pull up a chair and listen in as Lisha (not so silently) judges Juliet for being HYPERCRITICAL of the Iron Man fil...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and even more importantly, welcome to MARVEL MOVIE MAY! Join Lisha and Juliet for the FINAL of THREE FUCKING EPISODES as they break down their thoughts and opinions about the characters and actors within the Marvel Cinematic Universe! (They thought they could bang out 80 characters in one episode. Turns out what you've suspected all along is true; they are actua...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and even more importantly, welcome to MARVEL MOVIE MAY! Join Lisha and Juliet for the second of THREE FUCKING EPISODES as they break down their thoughts and opinions about the characters and actors within the Marvel Cinematic Universe! (They thought they could bang out 80 characters in one episode. Turns out what you've suspected all along is true; they are actu...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and even more importantly, welcome to MARVEL MOVIE MAY! Join Lisha and Juliet for the first of THREE FUCKING EPISODES as they break down their thoughts and opinions about the characters and actors within the Marvel Cinematic Universe! (They thought they could bang out 80 characters in one episode. Turns out what you've suspected all along is true; they are actua...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they fight through massive bouts of giggles, question reality and worship the ground Pattinson and Dafoe walk on in this week's episode covering the 2019 film The Lighthouse. From gushing over glorious cinematography to questioning the merits of mermaid sex, they go a bit mad this week over Eggers' sophomore major motion picture rel...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they shed a frankly embarrassing amount of tears over the sci-fi masterpiece Arrival (2016) while sippin' on some new, fancy-ass tea this week! They fall over themselves, Amy Adams (well, Juliet does), Jeremy Renner (well, Lisha does), and the stellar writing, directing and sound editing that made this film an all time favorite in the Sc...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they laugh/cry/yell their way through their dissection of a...just...it's not a good movie, guys. It made, like $20. Listen to Juliet's amusement ratchet up to 11 as Lisha rages about BULLSHIT ENZYMES and WINDOWS ON SHIPS, GODDAMMIT. Also, they talk about Ben Foster, who is a shining star (jellyfish? They're apparently the same...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they hobble their way through their critique of a true classic, 1990's Misery! Only fitting seeing as they're slowly losing their own minds being stuck with each other inside of their house, right? Listen as they pick apart the nuances that drove Juliet mad, as Lisha laments over how relatable Annie truly is (truly), and how masterf...

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they apologize for a lot of shit including posting three weeks late, coughing up a lung (those first two things are related), and messing up pronunciations every thirteen seconds. We do promise, however, that we pay major RESPECT to everyone involved in the creation of Parasite, winner of Best Picture at the 2020 Academy Awards. Join us in ou...