Scott and Kat After 9

We are off today. This is a collection of bits from our radio show on 91.5 the Beat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scott reads the lyrics to Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion - WAP. Plus: Shower beers, the Leafs blew it, the weird button on a Trolls Doll, Norm Macdonald's new dating app, and a groom to be asks if he is an a**hole?    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two topics today: Scott says prenuptial agreements should be mandatory and Who is starting these conspiracy theories about back-to-school?    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That explosion yesterday was crazy, Jake Muzzin is in hospital, Trudeau is dropping in the polls thanks to the WE scandal, Disney will charge subscribers extra to watch Mulan, the chores we hate to do, eating KD for breakfast, a harsh punishment for a kid that took his parents' car and why Change dot org petitions are dumb.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Non-sexual things that are actually kinda sexual, issues with the new COVID19 app, freezing your sheets, The Rock bought the XFL and the Leafs need to win today.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some extra content to listen to on the Holiday Monday. New episodes return tomorrow. Next week watch for The Best of Summer ... So Far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A guy caught pulling it in his car, A flight attendant that caught her guy cheating, The Jays' series is cancelled this weekend, Trudeau's testimony at the WE hearings and conspiracy theories about back-to-school.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NASA left for Mars today, Summer is flying by, Dumb comments on Facebook, The plan to send kids back to school in September, Naked dog walking, Finding gross things in your food, Wokefishing and SlipNSlides are sold out everywhere. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Toronto & Peel are going to Stage 3 on Friday, Hockey is back, the new alcohol free Budweiser, the new Dior X Nike Air Jordan's, dumb criminals and explaining the WE scandal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scott got caught on a patio this weekend, Sending kids back to school in September, Should we call in the army to police Brampton?, Ryan Reynolds is a good guy, How to make a perfect burrito at home, the NBA Bubble, a DM about semen smoothies and Missed Connections from Monday July 27, 2020.  scottandkat.ca  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kat has some theories about cocaine, Dr Fauci's first pitch wasn't great, Winning the Cash For Life lottery, A new Tinder feature and would you sleep with someone you weren't attracted to if they offered you a lot of money?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener DM's, a follow-up on the Glory Hole podcast, Finance Minister Bill Morneau testifies before the Commons committee, washing your sex toys, washing your hands and comparing your face covering to underwear trying to hold in a fart.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Glory Holes are trending on social media and today we explain why. To read the advice from the BC government: CLICK HERE Plus: Is it fair that "Chair Girl" avoided jail time?    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a new sponsor. Welcome "Manscaped". Use Promo Code: AFTER9 to save 20% and get free shipping. Today: Should kids have to wear masks when they go back to school? A Hamilton bound flight had to be diverted, a vegan protester was killed and the 13th zodiac sign?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The ice cream truck takes debit now, a drunk guy cannot remember where he left his car, the Blue Jays will not play in Toronto this year, extending the federal wage subsidy, People that had freakouts over being asked to wear a mask and food cheating on your partner.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Tracy's Dog, Listener DM's, Playing baseball in Toronto this summer, Tiger King is back, An update on who may have shot Megan Thee Stallion, A new Instagram feature, The WE scandal, Nick Cannon takes some time off and National Ice Cream Day.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who shot Megan Thee Stallion, Lots of people fell for yesterday's Twitter hack / Bitcoin scam, An update on COVID19 in America, A cool idea from a jewelry store owner, The number of hot dogs one person can eat, Nick Cannon kept at least one gig and what Scott & Kat look like.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kat has a great Starbucks hack, the two ships that collided in the Welland Canal, A very expensive new toothbrush from Oral B, That's that will change at work, Scott is nervous about Stage 3 of reopening, What's not reopening in Stage 3, Justin Trudeau apologized and Kat's wasp hunt ended badly.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ontario is announcing Stage 3 of COVID19 reopening, Eating at a strip-club, Tough questions that kids ask their parents, the Wayfair human trafficking controversy, An NFL name change, Will Smith & Jada Pinkett-Smith make it kinda weird, the NBA bubble and Missed Connections from Monday July 13, 2020.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener DM's, An update on the dog date, Explaining the WE controversy, NBA Players are in paradise, Kat goes to war with the wasps, Toronto has to close the beaches at night, Being drunk during the Pandemic and Missed Connections from July 10, 2020.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Canada's debt is completely unattainable, Going on a dog-walking date, US politics, the new Lay's chips, Kayne seems to be losing it and are we having Halloween this year? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Several sports teams may be changing their name, Ontario is ending Grade 9 streaming, Patrick Mahomes just got a half billion dollar contract, Lizzo got kicked out of a rental property and will the housing market collapse?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Jays are back in Toronto and some athletes are dropping out of the COVID19 season, Joey Chesnut won the 4th of July hot dog eating contest, Maple Leaf Foods' new 50/50 packages, Closing beaches during the pandemic, people working from home, a bride with a weird request for the maid of honour and Missed Connections.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan O'Toole's daughter is safe but what happened? Plus: Sports are returning this month but is that safe? And, some Americans are stopping off in Canada while they (apparently) travel to Alaska. Missed Connections is right at the end.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The ideal penis size for a woman to have an orgasm, Explaining the restaurant tip-out, Vanilla Ice is doing an actual concert tomorrow night and COVID19 in America.  scottandkat.ca Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices