Scissor Sisters Podcast

Episode 41 even though we said 40… How my neighbor stole Christmas by Meghan Quinn and Mistaken Identity at Storytellers Cottage by Nilani Titcomb The one where it’s almost Christmas! What’s your favorite Christmas movies and traditions?! School Christmas programs… just why? Also how the hell do you say wassail? Are they banning TikTok? Have you seen the drones? And of course a book store update!!...

Episode 40  Don’t piss me off Art Lovelight Farms by B.K. Borison It’s officially socially acceptable to read, watch, wear all the Christmas things! And we read Lovelight Farms! We also watched the JonBenét Ramsey documentary, who do you think did it?! And why is “pretend play” with our kids the same as being water boarded?? Also…. The elf on the shelf is back wreaking havoc on our lives… 

Episode 39 Winter is coming  The Christmas tree farm by Laurie Gilmore  It’s thanksgiving week!!! What’s your favorite thanksgiving foods?? Do you stop for funeral processions or is that a southern thing? Vampire diaries… are you team Katherine or Elena?? More book store news and more to come!! Happy thanksgiving!!! 

Episode 38 I solemnly swear a lot  The Christmas Fix by Lucy Score Learn about our new adventure that is opening a book store, there’s aliens in the ocean, bring back the vintage Christmas decor, and have you ever seen the cult in Windyville?? 

Episode 37 The cinnamon bun book store by Laurie Gilmore  I like long walks away from everyone  Episode 37… hallmark movies, escaped research monkeys and what the heck is wrong with Zac Bryan… 

A dark and secret magic by Wallis Kinney  Podcast equipment is too chea… Episode 36… my oh my, we discuss one of the best books we’ve ever read and peanut the squirrel… are you team Jason kelce or team stupid phone guy? We also talk about triggering the 1% of men. 

Cackle by Rachel Harrison  Big witch energy Episode 35… the one where it’s Halloween! Can sex offenders hand out candy? TrasurionTraditional trick or treating vs trunk or treats?? Kids say the damndest things, courtney stepped on a spider and hobby horsing… the literal f? 

The Pumpkin Spice Cafe by Laurie Gilmore  Not a ghost. Just dead inside  Episode 34 is a complete and total shit show, we got in the TikTok creator program.. then left..ask us why! Also we poke the bear so much he grabs a mic and inserts himself. (The bear is Ramsey) Friends or Gilmore girls???

Episode 33  The Girl Next Door JR Rogue Zero amucks given  Episode 33 we unpack all things from our Salem trip!! Motorcycle stunts, all gender bathrooms, goulash, and postpartum shit. Also waterbeds… where did they go??? 

The September house by Carissa Orlando Blame the moon Episode 32 welcome to the world’s shittiest podcast, guess what… we kind of don’t care. Spooky reads, Salem visits, more p diddy, and what does tall dark and handsome mean? Also the democrats made hurricane Helene…

Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage Season of the witch Episode 31 we argue about almost everything… we are feeling very confrontational today. But we both agree p diddy is gross and he’s going down. It’s finally fall and we are here for it! Also how hill shitty is the “BMI calculators”?!

Crave by Tracy Wolff I love Taylor swift  Episode 30 we talk about crave, and Courtney finished Madness by Shantel Tessier and has a book hangover. Quick sand…. Have you ever encountered? Why women should run the country… and Halloween being demonic. 

Rock paper scissors by Alice feeney Crippling anxiety is my cardio Episode 29 if you didn’t see… we are the female Shane Gillis and Theo Von… also Beetlejuice review and the nfl said it’s Taylor swift season!! What do you dip in hummus and do you send thank you cards???

Episode 28 The coven by Harper L Woods  Go smudge yourself  Do you like candy corn… or are you normal? It’s the “ber” months, so we talk about some spooky reads, and your favorite shows? 1000 pound sister gets bit by a camel?

Episode 27  We weren’t aware so many men looked at feet, but here we are! Alani witches brew is back, along with Mumus… what do you wear to bed?? Is Blake Lively actually a mean girl? Bats…we're terrified!

Are we men? TikTok says yes… Bidet toilets are a must, pad commercials and new movies… the crow! Beetlejuice and wicked!! 

Episode 25  Books we don’t love and pumpkin spice season. Are you as basic as we are?

Episode 24 We give you our opinion (want it or not) on the Olympics, the POLE vaulter, the hitman, and the FEMALE boxer. Can you tune out background noises or do you have auditory processing disorder? Somebody pick Pearl for the love of god, shut her up already. Also… pillow face filler yikes. 

Ask for Andrea by Noelle W. Ihli Criminalize Golf Episode 23, the one where we are half asleep and courtney has jet lag. We got new merch! Beach boys and ice cube concert. Concert venues and concert etiquette! Rodeo events… those are wild! Also the Olympics and drag queens… get yo panties out of a wad. 

Episode 22 The girl in 6E by A.R. Torre I’m picking up good vibrations Holy presidential assassination attempt, wtf United States? Speaking of…. Mental health issues and Wade Wilson (also wtf). Dating in 2024 hard pass for adults and teens… also is it fall yet cause we just watched all the Halloween movies!

Episode 21 Lovely bad things by Trisha Wolfe Keep calm and SHARK on It’s shark week, so basically a holiday! Redacting statements because the internet is full of fake news. Can you afford to shop local?

The Last Flight By Julie Clark Rage Rot Revenge Episode 20, of course we talk about our national news small town crime… the ridiculous ass presidential debate (we are doomed). Also wtf even is neurodivergent and why does asparagus make your pee smell? Watch and learn! 

Episode 19, did you know we tattoo’d our names on each other? Courtney did a s offenders hair… and Justin Timberlake got arrested!! Also local or chain coffee shops? Overrated and underrated things… what’s yours

Check out our shirts from lace and grace boutique! Who’s flying their flag upside down and what does it mean? Lochness monsters, dragons, and Helen Keller.. real or not real? Sketchy fair rides and serial killing truck drivers!! And is it wash rag or wash cloth?

We got some really cool t shirts from a local boutique called lace and grace boutique on Facebook, also the Florida sharks are eating humans, and ai is real… but is Helen Keller???