Schnozzcast

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, Joe, and special guest Ken Lecinski rant and rave about the tenuous connection between American Airlines and pudding, shameless flimflamming with employee discounts and the exploiting of loopholes, and a clambake about the Billboard Top 25 for 1991.   Send your comments and existential questions to Schnozzcast@gmail.com .   Discuss the show with the #schnozzcast hashtag...

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Joe rant and rave about the differences between changes in relative vs. absolute direction, Joe’s vexation at the exclusion of the pizza industry in a list of respected professions, and a retooling of the Booze News segment.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about an unnecessary upgrade to Danielle’s Word Box 2.0, a fortuitous foul-up during the Gentleman’s Agreement, and the ambiguous allure of a return to a world full of train robberies.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Joe rant and rave about Nick’s theory that Joe is a hot-girl one-night-stand, new editions of Danielle’s Word Box and Nick’s Existential Question of the Week, and the seeds of a plan for a 50/50 for Episode 50.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about Nick’s million-dollar ideas for products that already exist, Cory’s love of schadenfreude, and a dissection of Nick’s dream for his own old-timey saloon.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about rearview mirrors that would allow Cory to reduce his interaction with the outside world, Nick’s late-night choice of pizza rolls and air fresheners, and an examination of Kevin’s bizarre Photoshopped homage to the podcast.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about the gory details behind a mass Schnozzcast asphyxiation, Bob’s husky husky, and Cory’s Day in Heaven.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Joe rant and rave about purse carrots in a carrot purse, adjustable scoring kinkajous, and the untranslatable Pankaschnoozen.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and special guests Todd Dillon and Brett Ingle rant and rave about Cory’s insider knowledge of “swaffling,” Bob’s birthday-ending Irish Exit, and Todd’s grudge match with Red Roof Inn (AKA The Fried Chicken and Porn Story).

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Joe rant and rave about Joe’s shadowy plan for a corn-eating contest, the tenuous black market for Muppet sounds, and officially too much discussion about razors.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about false advertising trouble with Combos, Danielle’s hapless purse-dial, and best practices and protocol for enjoying haunted houses.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about gif vs. gif & Jeffrey vs. Geoffrey, Danielle’s utter lack of impressions, and "Text Message Theater with your host Nick Bader." Remote guest Phil Anton waxes poetic about bottom-shelf whiskey choices, canine updates, and stories of railroads and fisher kings.

Bob, Cory, and Danielle rant and rave about whether to disparage Minnesota or Oklahoma, how many eggs is too many eggs for an omelet, and a dissection of game show scandals. Remote guest Todd Dillon waxes poetic about the futility of NFL kickers, the worst business trip ever taken (AKA The Pants Story), and whether wet/dry razors should lift AND cut (AKA The DisneyWorld Story).

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about the first successful test of a remote guest calling from a passion party, developments in vaping safety, and the tepid joy of compulsory karaoke.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about the need for robot introductions for the gang, the first appearance of the slightly disturbing segment called “Kevin Learns to Text,” and Nick’s offhand self-incrimination as a sociopath.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Jimmy “Crabby” Pappas rant and rave about Danielle’s giggling trepidation about Russian accents, Nick’s ongoing struggle with Indy’s dog breath, and a brouhaha over indecipherable handwriting in “Danielle’s Word Box.”

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about their strange behavior following wisdom tooth removal, shawarma-bullying and donut-shaming in the event of a culinary holocaust, and Bob’s “feel-bad” movie recommendation.

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about whether or not each host uses his toes for mobility and balance, why Nick refuses to fabricate his Pick of the Week, and a preponderance of marble-mouthed statements.

Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Kevin Cromwell rant and rave about Nick’s memories of his ill-fated and unnecessary car stereo, Danielle’s predictable yet bizarre request for a foot blanket, and Kevin’s burly friend who may or may not be a leprechaun.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Ken Lecinski rant and rave about Nick operating at about 37%, the tantalizing possibilities of a new jukebox “Rogue Song” meant to annoy patrons and to amuse only themselves, and the seeds of a new diabolical plot to serenade the Pig Roast.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Daniele, and Joe Guido rant and rave about the the benefits of creating a soundboard for Bob when he’s away or for Joe when stew is required, an impromptu trip to Frankenmuth for Bavarian chicken and beer, and mutually assured destruction via the Aging app.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Ken Lecinski rant and rave about the wisdom of finishing your meal and exiting the restaurant, Nick’s astonishment at Cory’s ravenous and enthusiastic appetite during working hours, and the theme music that plays in your head when you’ve finally turned off the looping DVD menu at 3am.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Dave (Zeke) rant and rave about Bob’s annual invitation to a family reunion of total strangers, Dave’s perilous run through Cory’s gauntlet of increasingly embarrassing stories, and the quiet majesty of Cory’s father’s singular obsession with Halloween.

Bob, Cory, and Danielle rant and rave on the way to Toledo about canine sanitary haircuts and MXC; Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Kevin Cromwell rant and rave about fighting flash-over fires in your underwear, and Kevin explores his predilection toward pyromania.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Jimmy (Crabby) rant and rave about Cory’s singular obsession with an unexceptional hotel buffet, the origin story of Bob’s old heroin dealer’s TV, and Nick’s reluctant story about vomiting all over Cory’s mother’s basement ceiling,