Schnozzcast

Bob, Cory, and Danielle rant and rave about whether to disparage Minnesota or Oklahoma, how many eggs is too many eggs for an omelet, and a dissection of game show scandals. Remote guest Todd Dillon waxes poetic about the futility of NFL kickers, the worst business trip ever taken (AKA The Pants Story), and whether wet/dry razors should lift AND cut (AKA The DisneyWorld Story).

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about the first successful test of a remote guest calling from a passion party, developments in vaping safety, and the tepid joy of compulsory karaoke.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about the need for robot introductions for the gang, the first appearance of the slightly disturbing segment called “Kevin Learns to Text,” and Nick’s offhand self-incrimination as a sociopath.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Jimmy “Crabby” Pappas rant and rave about Danielle’s giggling trepidation about Russian accents, Nick’s ongoing struggle with Indy’s dog breath, and a brouhaha over indecipherable handwriting in “Danielle’s Word Box.”

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about their strange behavior following wisdom tooth removal, shawarma-bullying and donut-shaming in the event of a culinary holocaust, and Bob’s “feel-bad” movie recommendation.

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about whether or not each host uses his toes for mobility and balance, why Nick refuses to fabricate his Pick of the Week, and a preponderance of marble-mouthed statements.

Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Kevin Cromwell rant and rave about Nick’s memories of his ill-fated and unnecessary car stereo, Danielle’s predictable yet bizarre request for a foot blanket, and Kevin’s burly friend who may or may not be a leprechaun.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Ken Lecinski rant and rave about Nick operating at about 37%, the tantalizing possibilities of a new jukebox “Rogue Song” meant to annoy patrons and to amuse only themselves, and the seeds of a new diabolical plot to serenade the Pig Roast.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Daniele, and Joe Guido rant and rave about the the benefits of creating a soundboard for Bob when he’s away or for Joe when stew is required, an impromptu trip to Frankenmuth for Bavarian chicken and beer, and mutually assured destruction via the Aging app.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Ken Lecinski rant and rave about the wisdom of finishing your meal and exiting the restaurant, Nick’s astonishment at Cory’s ravenous and enthusiastic appetite during working hours, and the theme music that plays in your head when you’ve finally turned off the looping DVD menu at 3am.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Dave (Zeke) rant and rave about Bob’s annual invitation to a family reunion of total strangers, Dave’s perilous run through Cory’s gauntlet of increasingly embarrassing stories, and the quiet majesty of Cory’s father’s singular obsession with Halloween.

Bob, Cory, and Danielle rant and rave on the way to Toledo about canine sanitary haircuts and MXC; Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Kevin Cromwell rant and rave about fighting flash-over fires in your underwear, and Kevin explores his predilection toward pyromania.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Jimmy (Crabby) rant and rave about Cory’s singular obsession with an unexceptional hotel buffet, the origin story of Bob’s old heroin dealer’s TV, and Nick’s reluctant story about vomiting all over Cory’s mother’s basement ceiling,

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Tony rant and rave about Bob’s uncertain feelings about death and taxes, the case for having your senior pictures set in a Martian landscape, and the first appearance of the “Danielle’s Word Box” segment.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about Bob’s former cats in “Bitch, Moan, and Complain,” how to hoodwink your co-workers into saying nonsense words in the workplace, and how Cory’s and Bob’s paths crossed (or stupidly did not cross) with Kid Rock.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Kevin rant and rave about Nick’s brandied cherries, Kevin’s Weird News story about bovine romance, and the winner chosen for the Schnozzcast Crab Boil / T-shirt contest.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Don rant and rave about Don’s love for killing in videogames, questionable works of art in What’s on Bob’s Shelf, and Bob’s problems with band banquets in the first appearance of the “Bitch, Moan and Complain” segment.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about an exciting find during What’s On Bob’s Shelf, Danielle’s deafeningly boisterous assertions that she doesn’t yell at Cory, and the rules for the very first Schnozzcast contest.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about the horrific practice of nose hair extensions, the ragged glory of a Ned Flanders tribute band, and how the potential repair of a tiny crack in Cory’s phone screen might prevent a grievous forehead injury.

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about the wonder of butter garlic butter, Nick’s excitement over drug nicknames, and the incomprehensible “Weird News” story about one man’s atrocious family tradition.

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about the vast security network at Schnozzcast and the corporate policy for podcast interlopers, a new segment called “Weird News” with too much paperwork for Nick, and Bob’s misunderstanding of the term “early riser.”

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about CREASTERS walking among us, the return of The Captain, and their minimal knowledge of the "Snuff World Cup / cocaine gum / tincture of opium" triumvirate.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Joe rant and rave about the surprise art of “piggytailing,” a handsy robot (seemingly) come to life on Bob’s shelf, and competitive shenanigans at the summer cabin from the “Drifters.”

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about the ill-conceived practice of shoe-stretching, Cory’s obsession du jour shifting to crab boils, and the inconceivable “Tale of the Cement Goose.”

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Kevin rant and rave about the last bastion of non-stretchy jeans, whether Kevin’s business wardrobe choice likens him to Einstein or Mr. Bean (the answer will surprise you), and the first appearance of the segment, “What’s On Bob’s Shelf?”