Schmodcast

Just a couple PLPs on location! This time we’ve traveled together to South Africa with some of our beloveds. We are excited to share reflections from our safari - lil gems like: Who had the cutest safari outfit? What’s that noise over there? Babies?! Is Bob Dylan still on our minds on the other side of the world? We’re answering all the questions you won’t find in any South Africa guide books. #PL...

Just a couple PLPs recording something in advance so we can seem really extra C😎😎L! This epersode really threw us for a time warp as our past selves recorded guesses of what our futures hold for you to enjoy. You know what else is C😎😎L? Heated discussions about emoji etiquette, national hobo conventions 🚂, and learning about the #️⃣1️⃣ jungle survival tool. This epersode could save your life,...

Just a couple PLPs looking back on their lives. From baby pools full of Diet Coke to emotional airport reunions, we’re sprinkling memories from our early friendship! Correctz are chock full of apologies for a recent audio mishap and Connectz give us another excuse to bring up the Schmod’s unofficial muse, Bob Dylan. Hot topz teach us about a serial killing duo and bringing back a long extinct anim...

Just a couple PLPs exploring the meaning of life. This epersode starts with a giggle loop because we hadn’t talked all day and ends with a reflection of our fav hot topz. What’s in the middle? Hot Topz! A surprisingly upbeat look at grief and how bananas may help (or not, honestly we just want the bananas to be part of it). And Rachel finally tells Rebecca about STEVE! Hurry, push play! Ruby is go...

April showers have these two platonic life partners waiting for flowers to bloom! This epersode brings you some kitten chat, Ramadweewan updates, planting by the moon, a hopeful poem! Thanks to our hot topz we learn flowers aren’t the only things blooming right now! So put some dirt on your face and press play. You won’t regret listening, but you might have wished you hadn’t just put dirt all over...

Just two PLPs doing the cutest little Ramadan! Plus this week in Connectz and Correctz, Rachel provides the definitive answer to whether or not Bob Sagat is a misogynist and Rebecca couldn’t be smudger about it. There’s some chicken chat and Secret Santa brings us a gift! Push play to hear why and how CrankyParfait and HappyGranola put the “weeeeeee!” in Ramadan. #BeebopBOOPBEEbop #NewNicknameAler...

Just two PLPs with lucky girl syndrome! This week’s hot topz are all about the luck of the Druids and smart pollinators. Don’t worry Bob Dylan gets another shoutout in Connectz and Correctz as do a slew of corrections from last epersode. Rachel also teaches us a new application for the 5 second rule! #BDE #BeeClever

Just one PLP winning amazing awards and another PLP cheering her on! We’ve got hot topz that are basically PSAs on why everyone should win a lifetime achievement award and strategies to avoid conspiracy theories. We also unveil amazing new familect terms for you - euphogy and BDE*! You’re welcome, fanz. *It’s not dirty. Get your mind out of the gutter, silly goose. #newfamilectalert

Just two PLPs trying to make things right with their elders by watching the We Are the World documentary and discussing our Hot Top hot takez! Connectz and Correctz include a shout out to some new fanz both above and below da sea. We share what we saw on our most recent scuba dive and give a quick PSA on avoiding the Bends. Press play and get your glimmer on! #BendzitlikeRebechel #Glimmer

You for Scuba? We’re just two PLPs lookin at fish! Hot topz shine a light on platonic love and reflexology. Both are widely misunderstood and their long histories have been ignored, but they get some schmodcast love this Valentine’s day! Now put your fingers between your toes and push play on this epersode, nay, this Love Sonnet XVII. Fanz, we love you like Pablo Neruda loves onions. Teetoo for li...

We took a break to get our move on and now we’re back! Just a couple of PLPs living in their new home. Connectz and Correctz is all about chickenz and boy have we got storiez for you! Hot topz focus on things that are deep: death regrets and groundhogs. It’s pretty C😎😎L. BeeBOPboopBeebebop

Just a couple of PLPs having the best time ever! More musing on musicians and their muses thanks to multiple sources in Connectz and Correctz. Even though we’re wicked excited about hosting our next guest for a bday extravaganza, we managed to focus long enough to bring some pretty hot topz that will have you kinda thinking about the starz, maybe. One thing is for a certain - we end with a surpris...

Happy New Year (Hau’oli Makahiki Hou) e’erbody! Did we set intentions? Did aliens build the pyramids? Are humpback whales part of the Creation story? As is our tradition, we do no fact checking so we rely on our fanz to offer correctz, with a z. Shoutouts to Nancy and Ti’im for this week’s correctz! PS. Don’t be mad, but we’re busy the next couple weeks so we may take a poddy break, get it? We’ll...

Just a couple of PLPs ringin’ in the new year with this epersode all about our accomplishments (aka TA-DAs) for 2022. Connects and Corrects bring us a highlight reel of our favorite Holiday cards we received from loved ones. Friends of the show also offer things from their TA DA list. Our hearts are full of gratitude and our belbells are full of bread as we countdown to 2023. We can’t wait to shar...

Two PLPs back together again talking about celebrations, why Ruby is SO VOCAL, a surprising amount of embarrassing moments for us both in the last week, and Netflix’s Love is Blind. Love Is Blind gets a shout out and maybe a slam? Can’t really tell if we’re endorsing it or not. Either way, as you reflect on this year, remember to look for ways to be grateful for the road you traveled even if it’s...

Just a couple PLPs catching up as one P is traveling on the east coast, and both Ps are getting into the holiday spirit! Jet-lagged Curry and Anxious Apple give Hot Topz on whether NYC has gotten nicer or more chill and the origin of love languages. What’s your Love with a capital “L” language? We end with a life lesson from an unlikely source! #BeLikeDylan #NewNicknameAlert

We’re just two PLPs with some chickens and a wet cat bringing the hottest top ever. Are you at the edge of your pants about what it could be?! Mauna Loa is ERUPTING in almost our backyard with the moves like Jaggar this week!* If you wanna know about volcanoes in general or this one in particular, then you’re at the right place. If you want to half listen while you go about your day, we celebrate...

Burn baby burn! We may have healed away the fever, but we’re still keepin it hot in here with incense and Advent wreaths! Shoutouts to Germany in both the Connects and Hot Topz. PLPs sind C😎😎L in Deutschland, ja? Finally, some breaking chicken news you can only find here.

We’re back again discussing the most critical and thought provoking topics out there: what’s the best fan for staying cool 😎 in the tropics? What’s a Monk Seal 🦭? Is there a best time of day to exercise? It’s all in here, and it’s only for our fanz!

Reunited and it feels so good! Ra, Re, and Ru are all together under one roof for this epersode talkin turkey, being alone together, and hometown serial killers. Connects and Corrects include a fascinating calendar and a Hawaiian vocabulary lesson. Do you ever read these descriptions and try to guess who does which Hot Top? If you do, let us know if you guessed right!

Answering the hard hitting questions like “Whatcha doin?” and “What’s your favorite book?” because when PLPs are oceans apart, it means there’s two homes we need to get updates on! This epersode could save your life! PSAs on handling Taro without burning your hands off and warding off evil eye curses! These hot topz are top notch y’all.

This might be the first global beebopBOOPbeepbeep heard ‘round the world! Ms. Worldwide and Xena Cane Toad Warrior Princess give Hot Topz on what to do with invasive species and why Turkey is cool as shit. We also have a great suggestion for reducing the urine smells in cities! Come spend a half hour you won’t want to get back with Jet-lagged Gummy Bear and Excited Chicken Nugget. #GreenAcresReboo...

As one half of this PLP prepares for travel, we kick it off with our favorite phrases. Hot topz focus on how protests are getting weirder and the uptick in adult women with ADHD. We have our first official guest! Friend of the show Nat shares her birth story, reminds us fall is supposed to have cooler temps, and Rachel shows off her excellent editing skillz. A hui hou (until we meet again)!

Rachel and Rebecca share hot topz on taboo and/or reclaimed words and phrases as well as reflect on the scariest movies each of us has ever seen. Jeff Goldblum continues to see some action on our podcast. He’s becoming quite the muse; maybe he’s even our podscot? That’s a podcast mascot. Join us as we ponder the imponderables from our little slice of paradise.

Our cool cruise director explains how this epersode got its name. If that sentence didn’t make you click play already then how about this: Shout outs abound on Connects and Corrects. Hot topz feature CULTS (and how to avoid them) and fun ocean facts that led us down some pretty weird tangents about cones and why the sky is blue but also actually it’s purple. We learn, we laugh, and we end with dra...