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The only thing that ruins friendships more than a game of Uno is a week long vacay together. This week Kendahl and Sarah discuss the Miami Curse phenomenon and dish on their friend trip pet peeves. Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Kendahl: @KendahlLandreth To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuA Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free w...

Don't you just love when someone you don't know comes up to you in public, shoves a camera in your face, and tells you to teach them how to dougie? Don't you just love when a total stranger films you at the gym while you're mid kettlebell swing and posts the video all over the internet? Or is it really annoying and should people stop filming strangers in public? Let's find out. Go to https://Prose...

This week Sarah and Kendahl dive into the wonderful subreddit world of r/TwoSentenceHorror, and also discuss their shared fears of claymation. There's truly nothing more terrifying than Wallace and Gromit. Go to https://Cookunity.com/BCC or enter code BCC before checkout for 50% off your first week. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated d...

Do you even lift bro? This week, Sarah and Kendahl discuss personal trainers, fitspo, and gym bro grunts. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Kendahl: @KendahlLandreth To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuA Don’t forget to subscribe to th...

You know what's almost as weird as family channels? Couples channels. This week, Sarah and Kendahl talk about the lovey-dovey phenomenon that has overtaken social media. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Kendahl: @KendahlLandreth To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/...

Out of all the memoirs you've read, whose story is the craziest? Would you believe that Shania Twain should be near the top of that list? This week, Sarah and Kendahl are joined in the Spotify Studios by the Celebrity Memoir Book Club, New York comedians Claire Parker and Ashley Hamilton. Listen to Celebrity Memoir Book Club: https://www.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/ Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Fol...

Everyone has an opinion on Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. This week, Sarah and Kendahl is asking The Camp Counselors, Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson, what they think. Watch Camp Counselors: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkWqr9sa2X7K-GhlVdCiytg Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Kendahl: @KendahlLandreth To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuA Don...

Job description: a nanny with a master's degree in education, entry level, paying $3/hour for 7 days a week, 10 hours a day. You should be in it for the experience. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY! This week, Sarah and Kendahl talk the subreddit that has everyone going "wtf," Choosing Beggars. Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Kendahl: @KendahlLandreth To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com...

Some psychologists in the 80s were under the impression that they can measure your entire personality by asking you a few vague questions, of which the answers can change day by day. So, as society does, we have now adopted it as a widely accepted tool of productivity in the workplace. Yay capitalism! Sarah and Kendahl are talking about the Myers Briggs Type Indicator test this week. Go to https:/...

This week, Sarah and Kendahl travel to Grand Ol' London to talk with the guys from the Good Children podcast, Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella. Topics include surviving gas leaks, high tea, and what you would do in the apocalypse. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Kendahl: @KendahlLandr...

We're gay. Okay? We are. Unfortunately, we don't make any money off that fact. But those dang big wigs in Hollywood, they think that if they dangle a midwestern demon hunter and a literal angel from heaven like Barbie dolls in front of our faces for long enough then they can squeeze our pockets dry. And you know what? They might be right. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app fo...

Eli Rallo is an ex-theatre kid turned multidimensional creator, writer, media personality, journalist, and podcast host living in New York City. This week, Sarah and Kendahl sit down with Eli to talk about her new book, "I Didn't Know I Needed This," and what it's like to date men. Wow! Pre-order Eli's book here: https://www.harpercollins.com/products/i-didnt-know-i-needed-this-eli-rallo?variant=4...

Have you ever lived an entire life just to wake up one morning and realize you were just passed out for 10 minutes? Have you ever broken your favorite mug and thrown the pieces away, just to find the same exact mug sitting in the cabinet the next morning unbroken? This week, Sarah and Kendahl ponder the biggest questions of existentialism regarding the universe and reality. Go to https://Zocdoc.co...

*CUTEST REACTION EVER* *YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS* This week we talk about the beautiful, blonde LaBrant Fam and interview the patriarch himself: Cole LaBrant. Set your business up for holiday season success with ShipStation. Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code BCC today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and boo...

I'm looking for a babysitter. You need to have a Masters and Doctorate in education. Don't forget an MD in case one of my eight kids get sick. You will be showing up to my home at 7am, sharp, you will cook, clean, buy groceries, take my kids to and from school, and put them to bed at night at 9pm. On the weekends, I will drop them off and leave them with you. The pay is $20 a week. Do NOT pass up...

Sarah and Kendahl are joined on this week's episode by The Dating Detectives: Mackenzie Fultz and Hanna Anderson, where they cover the one topic that no podcast has ever covered before, misandry. Mackenzie and Hanna dive into crazy PI stories, and tackle some Reddit submitted AITA stories. FIND THE DATING DETECTIVES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dating-detectives/id1684156849 Go to ht...

I accidentally took care of my neighbor's dogs for over a year after they went missing and now their basement is flooding. Do I have to pay to fix it? Sarah and Kendahl, the best legal experts around, have an answer to this question and many more on today's episode. Find your forever pieces @jennikayne and get 15% off with promo code BCC at https://jennikayne.com/BCC! #jennikaynepartner Go to http...

We take a break from our usual hee hee's and ha ha's this week to talk about one of Kendahl's hyperfixations and the tragic turn it's taken: the family channel 8 Passengers. Go to https://Zocdoc.comBCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor on the app today. Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code BCC today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Follow Sara...

This podcast episode is a sign that you have a dead relative trying to reach out to you. Have you been having a hard time lately? You've been persevering through so much. Grandma Margaret misses you. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BCC at https://lumedeodorant.com Go to https://Zocdoc.comBCC and download the...

Well folks, the billionaires are at it again. In this week's installment of the rich person's pissing contest, Zuck releases a Twitter knock-off as the blue bird takes a swan dive. This week, Sarah and Kendahl talk about Threads, the worse version of Twitter. Find out who killed the world's favorite influencer in Who Killed Mia? A NEW kind of murder mystery game from Relatable, the creators of the...

Ian Hecox is here. For real. This week, we're talking with him about the YouTube channel phenomena that recently was purchased back by its original creators: Smosh. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BCC at https://lumedeodorant.com Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Kendahl: @KendahlLandreth To watch the podcas...

God loves gays! That's how the saying goes, right? This week, Sarah and Kendahl are talking about the God-fearing radical group, the Westboro Baptist Church. Go to https://Zocdoc.comBCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/bcc. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Follow Sarah: @SarahScha...

Did you think we were done? We're back for this HOT week in August to talk about the viral vacation cruises you don't wish you were on. It's time for Cruises... part two. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/bcc. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Kendahl: @KendahlLandreth To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/cha...

Everyone's dream is to live their entire retired life on a cruise, right? No? Okay, not us either. Grab a margarita and settle in for this week's episode, where Sarah and Kendahl talk about viral cruises. The Fits Everybody collection and more perfect-fit essentials are available now at https://SKIMS.com For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code bcc50 Follow...

We both fully support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes, and we have not been paid to promote a show we are about to talk about on this episode. We recorded this prior to the SAG-AFTRA strike. We decided to air this episode because the show was shot and produced prior to the strikes, and we want those union members who worked hard on the show to have it be seen by as many people as possible. They dese...