Scarves Around The Funnel

Scarves Around The Funnel

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Dedicated to Heart of Midlothian Football Club. A weekly podcast reviewing the latest matches and news about Hearts, as well as interviews with former players and other guests, plus plenty of reminiscing about past glories. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd.

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 306 – Look Back in Anger 26.08.2024

Laurie & Scott are joined by The Guardian’s Ewan Murray, for another misery filled episode following the defeat to Motherwell at Fir Park, as well as looking ahead to the […]

Episode 305- Make Some Noise (FCVP v HMFC) 22.08.2024

Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ 1-0 Europa League play-off first leg defeat to Czech side Viktoria Plzeň in the Doosan Arena. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk)

Episode 304 – Utility Man 20.08.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ disappointing Premier Sports Cup exit to Falkirk, player traits/idiosyncrasies and the upcoming Europa League match against Viktoria Plzeň in the Czech Republic. Sponsored by […]

Episode 303 – Ultra Dad 11.08.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ dismal display at Dens Park against Dundee, what the defeat means in the grand scheme of things and look ahead to the Falkirk game […]

Episode 302 – Taylor’s Swift 05.08.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ opening day draw with Rangers, a new love story blossoming with Taylor, the Europa League play-off draw and Dundee away this weekend. Sponsored by […]

Episode 301 – Here For a Good Time 29.07.2024

Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss Hearts’ final pre-season preparations before making their predictions for the new campaign, as well as previewing the league opener against Rangers at Tynecastle. Sponsored […]

Episode 300 – Reflection Section 24.07.2024

Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan are back together for a special 300th episode, looking back at some of their favourite moments from the podcast over the years. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Episode 299 – A Flock Of Seagulls 18.07.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott are back to discuss the summer transfer business at Tynecastle, pre-season friendlies, areas of the team that still need strengthened and flocks of seagulls. Sponsored by […]

Episode 298 – The End is Near 29.05.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss your suggestions for Hearts themed cocktails, before answering a variety of questions provided on social media for the final episode of the season. Sponsored by […]

Episode 297 – Sakérita 21.05.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-2 draw with St Mirren in Paisley, the 3-3 draw with Rangers at Tynecastle and review the season as a whole. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Episode 296 – You Spin My Head Right Round 14.05.2024

Laurie, Mark & Joel Sked discuss the 3-0 win over Dundee, which European competition would suit Hearts better, whether the team can hit 70 points & the upcoming matches against […]

Episode 295 – Don’t Stop the Party 07.05.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-0 defeat to Celtic, Lawrence Shankland winning PFA Player of the Year, the European adventure that awaits Hearts & the Dundee match this weekend. […]

Episode 294 – Home and Away 01.05.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Kilmarnock, how the Hearts squad could look next season and this weekend’s match away to Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Episode 293 – Over the Mount Florida Rainbow 23.04.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 Scottish Cup semi final defeat to Rangers at Hampden, before looking ahead to Kilmarnock away this weekend. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Episode 292 – Japanese Boy(s) 15.04.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 4-2 victory over Livingston, memorable Hearts comebacks and this weekend’s Scottish Cup semi final against Rangers at Hampden. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Episode 291 – You Win Again (a) 10.04.2024

Laurie, Mark & Ryan discuss a great weekend for the podcast team, with satisfying away wins for both Heart of Midlothian and St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Episode 290 – Shop Local 02.04.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the draw with Kilmarnock, signings that Hearts have made from other Scottish clubs & this weekend’s match against St Mirren in Paisley. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Episode 289 – Shakin’ off the Blues 27.03.2024

Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss the Hearts players involved for their counties over the international break, the latest signings at Tynecastle & the upcoming game against Kilmarnock. Sponsored by […]

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 12 26.03.2024

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by Robert Borthwick, to discuss A View from The Terrace and his new role at Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Episode 288 – Keep On Running 19.03.2024

Laurie, Scott & Ryan discuss Hearts’ 2-1 defeat to Ross County, before being joined by former track & field athlete Eilidh Doyle to discuss her career & some of her […]

Episode 287 – Monday Night Fever 12.03.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the Scottish Cup win over Greenock Morton at Cappielow, the semi final draw against Rangers & this weekend’s match away to Ross County. Sponsored by […]

Episode 286 – Moving Through the Gears 05.03.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the Edinburgh Derby and the win over Celtic, before Hearts cup winner Jamie MacDonald joins the lads to preview the Scottish Cup game against his […]

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 11 02.03.2024

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by former Hearts midfielder, and record appearance holder, Gary Mackay, to discuss his time at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

Episode 285 – Bring the Bounce Back 25.02.2024

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the disappointing defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before looking ahead to Wednesday night’s Edinburgh Derby against Hibs at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Episode 284 – Farts, Farts, Glorious Farts 19.02.2024

Mark & Scott are joined by the BBC’s Martin Geissler to discuss the win over Motherwell, favourite goal celebrations & the upcoming match against Rangers at Ibrox. Sponsored by Forrest […]

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