Scarves Around The Funnel

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Dedicated to Heart of Midlothian Football Club. A weekly podcast reviewing the latest matches and news about Hearts, as well as interviews with former players and other guests, plus plenty of reminiscing about past glories. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd.

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Episode 394 – Take the Initiative 19.03.2026 53:09

Mark & Scott are joined by Joel Sked, Editor of Hearts Standard, to look back at Hearts’ defeat to Kilmarnock before previewing this weekend’s match against Dundee at Tynecastle. Sponsored […]

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 16 13.03.2026 32:55

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss retro shirts and also favourite football shirts to take on holiday. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: Higher Up by […]

Episode 393 – Bilbo Baggins 10.03.2026 1:07:28

Mark & Scott are joined by singer Colin Chisholm, whose performance of The Hearts Song at Tynecastle before the recent game against Aberdeen earned him rave reviews. The boys also […]

Episode 392 – Chunky Chicken Champions 01.03.2026 1:17:50

Mark & Scott discuss the 1-0 victory for Hearts over Aberdeen at Tynecastle, extending the lead at the top of the Premiership. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Aberdeen 28.02.2026 13:53

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts’ 1-0 win over Aberdeen at Tynecastle, as Hearts extended their lead at the top of the Premiership table. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

SATF: The Rivals – Richard Gordon 27.02.2026 46:56

Looking ahead to Hearts against Aberdeen this weekend with a view from the opposition camp, Mark is joined by BBC Radio Scotland legend – and huge Dons fan – Mr. […]

Episode 391 – Good Saturday, Beautiful Sunday 23.02.2026 1:16:04

Mark & Ewan Murray discuss the 1-0 victory for Hearts over Falkirk at Tynecastle, before being joined by Ryan McGowan to discuss the Livingston draw with Rangers. Sponsored by Forrest […]

SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Falkirk 21.02.2026 10:28

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts’ 1-0 win over Falkirk at Tynecastle, as Hearts extended their lead at the top of the Premiership table (for 24 hours at least). […]

Episode 390 – Bouncing Back 18.02.2026 1:15:09

Mark & Scott discuss the 4-2 defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before looking ahead to this weekend’s clash with Falkirk at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Episode 389 – Nothing To Fear 13.02.2026 1:03:48

Mark & Scott discuss the Edinburgh Derby win against Hibs, before looking ahead to the massive game at Ibrox against Rangers on Sunday. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Hibs 10.02.2026 21:32

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts 1-0 win over Hibs in the Edinburgh Derby at Tynecastle, to go 6 points clear at the top of the Premiership. Sponsored by […]

SATF 388 – On The Fence 08.02.2026 1:24:44

Mark, Laurie & Ewan Murray preview the upcoming Edinburgh Derby at Tynecastle against Hibs, & also discuss the futures of James Wilson & Beni Baningime. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

SATF 387 – Thru The Window 02.02.2026 1:25:20

Mark & Scott discuss the 3-0 win at Tannadice over Dundee United, the transfer window dealings in 2026 and 20 years ago, as well as looking ahead to Tuesday’s match […]

SATF 386 – Trusty the Process 26.01.2026 1:27:47

Mark, Scott & Laurie discuss the 2-2 draw between Hearts and Celtic at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match against Dundee United at Tannadice. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]

SATF 385 – Remembering Wallace Mercer – 20 years on 19.01.2026 1:39:50

Mark & Scott are joined by Iain Mercer, to discuss Hearts’ exit to Falkirk in the Scottish Cup at Tynecastle and remember Iain’s father, the great Wallace Mercer. Sponsored by […]

SATF 384 – Craig f****** Gordon 11.01.2026 1:18:49

Mark, Scott & Laurie discuss the 1-0 win over Dundee at Dens Park, Craig Gordon doing vintage Craig Gordon things at 43 and look ahead to the St Mirren game […]

SATF 383 – KL 927 – flight status: ARRIVED 05.01.2026 1:12:55

Mark & Scott are joined by Ryan to discuss Hearts’ 1-0 victory over Livingston at Tynecastle and look ahead to the upcoming game against Dundee at Dens Park. Sponsored by […]

Episode 382 – Bump In The Road 28.12.2025 1:16:18

Mark & Scott are joined by Stuart Lovell to analyse Hearts’ 3-2 defeat to Hibs in the Edinburgh Derby at Easter Road. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Episode 381 – We Shall Not Be Moved 23.12.2025 1:27:12

Mark is joined by Ewan Murray, to discuss Hearts’ 2-1 victory over Rangers at Tynecastle, the best moments of 2025 and this weekend’s upcoming Edinburgh Derby against Hibs at Easter […]

Episode 380 – In and out and all three points 15.12.2025 57:20

Mark & Scott are joined by Barry Anderson of the Edinburgh Evening News, to discuss the 2-0 victory over Falkirk and look ahead to this weekend’s big game at Tynecastle […]

Episode 379 – Oisin Colour Scene 08.12.2025 1:30:24

Mark is joined by Scott, Laurie & Ewan Murray, to discuss the sensational 2-1 victory over Celtic in Glasgow and look ahead to this weekend’s match away to Falkirk. Sponsored […]

Episode 378 – Bigger Picture 01.12.2025 1:05:39

Mark and Scott look back at Motherwell 0-0 Hearts, discuss which players might be arriving at Tynecastle during the January transfer window, and preview Hearts vs Kilmarnock on Wednesday. Sponsored […]

Episode 377 – Three Stars 25.11.2025 1:05:06

Mark and Scott review Heart of Midlothian’s first league defeat of the season, against Aberdeen at Pittodrie, and the boys preview this weekend’s clash at Fir Park between Motherwell and […]

Episode 376 – Sliding Doors 19.11.2025 41:10

Laurie and Mark preview this weekend’s match against Aberdeen, as Hearts look to end a 9-year wait for a win at Pittodrie as Derek McInnes returns to his old stomping […]

Episode 375 – Matchday Experience 18.11.2025 59:10

Mark is joined by Hearts fans Alfie Drake, Ross Wilson and Mark Jackson to discuss the matchday experience at Tynecastle and what can be done to improve the atmosphere during […]